Orgasmic Simulator

[trish]

Got this from another site.

Choose Simulator (http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3939/Orgasmic_Simulator2.htm)

:D

[emjaya]

Thank you Trish. :rofl:

[Cam]

For crying out loud! Don't encourage her! ;)

[cart7]

:laugh:

The womans side seemed a couple clicks short. ;)

[Michaelhatesfans]

One of my favorite jokes;

Q: How can you tell if a woman has really had an orgasm?

A: Who give a ****?

(runs)

[SteveH]

Why do women fake orgasms?
















































They think we care.
:leavescountry:

[stroker]

I got tired of pushing the button and fell asleep.

[Michaelhatesfans]

I got tired of pushing the button and fell asleep.
I started getting bored, so I just started thinking about a different button.



:laugh:

[Ankf00]

I started getting bored, so I just started thinking about a different button.



:laugh:

I was s*!#-housed and couldn't find the button :saywhat:

[Michaelhatesfans]

I was s*!#-housed and couldn't find the button :saywhat:
They're always in a slightly different place, as well - and they're not marked. Is that it? Is that it? Is that it? Sometimes it's a light touch, sometimes you have to really pound on them.

Keyboards, eh?

[Stu]

I was s*!#-housed and couldn't find the button :saywhat:

as long as you didnt find the wrong button. :saywhat:

[rosawendel]

there was a button?

[Michaelhatesfans]

as long as you didnt find the wrong button. :saywhat:
There's no such thing. :thumbup:

[Stu]

There's no such thing. :thumbup:

I guess that would depend on the womans perspective.

[Sean O'Gorman]

I guess that would depend on the womans perspective.

The what?

[Stu]

The what?


You know, that thing we didnt care about until those stupid feminists came along and told us we had to care about? Who am I kidding, we still don't care about their so called "perspective."

[Sean O'Gorman]

I should e-mail this to your girlfriend and start laughing as the backtracking begins. :laugh:

[Kiwifan]

Ouch! ;)

Rusty.