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FailureByDesign
09-29-05, 09:19 PM
http://www.indycar.com/news/2005/series/images/dpatick-300-09292005.jpg

cart7
09-29-05, 09:46 PM
I'm sure we'll be seeing more like this over the winter as ABC/ESPN desperately try and keep her in the public eye. :rolleyes:

Methanolandbrats
09-29-05, 09:48 PM
She is both a mid-pack driver and a mid-pack whore. It's downhill from here.

fourrunner
09-29-05, 10:02 PM
Wonder what her hourly rate is ? ;)

Cam
09-29-05, 10:26 PM
Wonder what her hourly rate is ? ;)

Ten dollar.... Same as down town..... :p

manic mechanic
09-29-05, 11:00 PM
Unless you call Pizza Hut..Then it's "regular price, four bucks..." :rofl:

manic

Ankf00
09-29-05, 11:56 PM
50% of the girls at ACL were hotter than her.

Dr. Corkski
09-30-05, 12:00 AM
Wonder what her hourly rate is ? ;)Ask Tomas Scheckter.

Jervis Tetch 1
09-30-05, 12:04 AM
Ask Tomas Scheckter.
:D :thumbup:

Chief
09-30-05, 01:21 AM
Should that be G A S H magazine now? ESPN is lower than a snake...err...Rahal now. Slutanika Slutsikova.

EArL Racing...THAT'S Hot. In my best Paris Hilton accent......

coolhand
09-30-05, 02:26 AM
you could get batter for 10 bucks

devilmaster
09-30-05, 02:58 AM
that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.

coolhand
09-30-05, 03:48 AM
that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.


it worked for Spears

Gangrel
09-30-05, 10:16 AM
Say what you want...at least we didn't have to endure a photo shoot like this with Sarah! :eek:

racer2c
09-30-05, 11:04 AM
She's like evil Pinky Tuskadera.

RaceGrrl
09-30-05, 11:22 AM
that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.

I suppose that's one way to add ballast.

Cam
09-30-05, 11:48 AM
She's like evil Pinky Tuskadera.

Yikes! Suzy Q!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

devilmaster
09-30-05, 12:00 PM
I suppose that's one way to add ballast.

True, but at the same time, this photo and the honda commercial and the espy awards have tried to highlight her cleveage which isn't there.

I'm not trying to be sexist - i'm looking at this logically. She is not bikini model material, she has a good girl next door look to her, and thats it. Realistically, if they are just going to sell her by her looks, I'm sure that someone has dropped the hint that she should get enhancement.

And i'll say it again - that doesn't look like her, neither did the FHM shoot. There was a shot of her at argent's website (now gone, of course, cause i wanted to use it) of Danica standing with her arms crossed, in the paddock, wearing black leather pants and a black leather jacket and her long hair flowing out naturally. IMHO that photo of her was more sexy than any of the crap at FHM or this espn cover.....

Methanolandbrats
09-30-05, 12:13 PM
She's supposed to be a racing driver, or so she says. All this other crap is a distraction. She should zip up her firesuit and test. You never saw Lynn St. James half naked sprawled across a car. No shots of Janet Guthrie in a thong either.

trauma1
09-30-05, 12:17 PM
all she needs is this now

http://www.planetpolekatz.com/poles/pole3a.jpg

TorontoWorker
09-30-05, 12:29 PM
No shots of Janet Guthrie in a thong either.

EEK!!! :saywhat:

oddlycalm
09-30-05, 03:21 PM
I'm telling ya, the time is right for the Bimbo Series (BS) featuring pole dancers, reality show castoffs, and others of the female persuasion. ;) Go right for the commercial success and screw any pretense of quality motorsport! :D Danica would have to compete for the cheesecake cover shots with the heavy artillery... :laugh:

oc

trauma1
09-30-05, 03:27 PM
when is danicia weldons photo shoot, that ought to be real special, put him in the same outfit as her. danny has more shoes and heels that patrick

Hard Driver
09-30-05, 03:32 PM
Personally the standards are so low in the IRL I will give her that she is an above average IRL driver and above average for her looks at an IRL race.

However, I think that danicamania promotion just shows how weak the series is if this is all they have to grasp at to try to get you to watch. I mean if she had no boobs you would have never heard of her, like that Dan Weldon guy.

trauma1
09-30-05, 03:37 PM
she has boobs :eek:

KLang
09-30-05, 03:48 PM
she has boobs :eek:

Air brushed ;)

mueber
09-30-05, 05:05 PM
It's a joke. Danica is a joke. The series is a joke. ESPN is a joke. They deserve each other like NASCAR and pro wrestling.

Stu
09-30-05, 05:36 PM
that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.

I think they are worried that it would add weight to the car so she wouldn't have that advantage anymore.

Steve99
10-01-05, 07:57 PM
The makeup artist did a good job of making it look like she has a little cleavage.

Eagle104
10-01-05, 08:51 PM
True that. And the pit-stop strategists made it look like she has a little aggressive talent.

Ankf00
10-01-05, 09:02 PM
ESPN has even managed to **** up College Gameday... there is nothing beyond the reach of their ****upability