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Racing Truth
07-06-05, 03:03 PM
Cheers! Pip! Pip! :cool:

I'm referring to London being awarded the 2012 Olympics. Congrats.

Feel free to add some NON-POLITICAL French jokes here. ;)

Sean O'Gorman
07-06-05, 03:21 PM
Q: Why do the French smell?

A: So blind people can hate them too!

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Q: Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?

A: In France

SpeedQueen
07-06-05, 03:30 PM
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?

A: Under a Frenchman's soap.

:p

Al Czervik
07-06-05, 03:56 PM
From fark.com:

France Surrenders
This is a variation of a theme found in The Onion's Our Dumb Century, which is a collection of fake newspaper articles supposedly published all across the 20th century. One of the jokes is that every time there's a war (World War I, II, Vietnam, etc) the words 'French Surrender' follow the headline.

Ed_Severson
07-06-05, 04:01 PM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/french_googleresults.jpg

Ed_Severson
07-06-05, 04:10 PM
A man asks his companion, "What's the most common French expression?" His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

TedN
07-06-05, 07:27 PM
From Steven Wright ...

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Ted

TrueBrit
07-07-05, 10:10 AM
Thanks!! I am absolutely jazzed about this!!

BTW, the reason they stopped doing the fireworks show at EuroDisney was due to the fact that after every show 2/3rds of France tried to surrender....

mapguy
07-07-05, 11:09 AM
BTW, the reason they stopped doing the fireworks show at EuroDisney was due to the fact that after every show 2/3rds of France tried to surrender....

LOL :D