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Bert Backracked
06-11-05, 04:08 PM
Enjoy......

To the tune of BTO's "You ain't seen nothing yet"...

I met a devil woman
she stole my ride away
Rahole said I had it comin' to me
But it ain't turned out that way

He said "now, any lovin's good lovin'
so I took what I could get
yeah I took what I could get"
And then he looked at me with those beady eyes and said..

BUT SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!
Babee
BUT SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!



But now I'm feeling better
Cause I scored the sports car ride
Had myself a sit with Mumbles
And he said she's turned the tide
He said that "Indy's back babee!!
go ahead and place your bets
ew uh, uh, uh uh um
We'll get Honda on the phone tho', 'cause


SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!

BA,BA,BA,BA,BA, BABEE

SHE JUST AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!

I had a talk with Well-done
he had a big tear in his eye
He said "I won the damn 500
but the world has passed me by!"

He said that "I can use my fashion sense
and that she WILL regret!'
My J Crew blows her sideways, and

SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!
DAMMIT!!

SHE JUST AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!
She steals the boys I haven't met! and

SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!


I spoke with Robert Clarke and
he blew my mind away
He said this circus sideshow
get more freaky by the day


He said her engine has more power
than any we've seen yet
we even disregard the yellows
but,


SHE JUST AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!
Babee


BUT SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!
The public will forget...cause

SHE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET!

chop456
06-11-05, 04:19 PM
:laugh:


Bravo, Bert!

JT265
06-11-05, 04:27 PM
Great stuff Bert! :thumbup:





:rofl:

FCYTravis
06-11-05, 05:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Bert scores another #1 hit :laugh: :cool:

cart7
06-11-05, 06:36 PM
:rofl: :thumbup:

theunions
06-11-05, 07:12 PM
But...Jon TURNED DOWN the Brack seat in early '04 (before it was offered to Vasser, then Rice) because he didn't want to do all ovals...she hardly "stole his ride."

FCYTravis
06-11-05, 07:40 PM
Poetic license, mate ;)

Ziggy
06-12-05, 12:55 AM
Wow, thanks for the history lesson!

I had no idea............ :gomer:

JT265
06-12-05, 12:53 PM
But...Jon TURNED DOWN the Brack seat in early '04 (before it was offered to Vasser, then Rice) because he didn't want to do all ovals...she hardly "stole his ride."

You're in personell?

Napoleon
06-13-05, 10:21 AM
:thumbup:

Good one Bert.