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oddlycalm
04-24-05, 07:01 AM
Natasha Lyonne threatens to sexually molest neighbors dog (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4459943.stm)


An arrest warrant has been issued for American Pie actress Natasha Lyonne for failing to appear in court after allegedly threatening to molest a dog. As the good Doctor said, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. No need for court though. A good neighbor would have invited her in, then offered her some Advantage flea and tick treatment and a discount coupon for the Betty Ford Clinic on her way out... Just guessing, but this may be one of those reps that is hard to live down.

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