Ballad of Long Beach

[Bert Backracked]

To the tune of "Surfin' U.S.A." by the Beach Boys


If everybody bought into the vision
'bout oval racing in the USA
Then those turnstyles would be spinnin'
and the sponsors would be gay
but the vision needs glasses
it's being pimped by the yen
IRL is runnin' street races
Their Champcar's bitch again

They couldn't draw at Atlanta
Those necks thought it a disgrace
only thing makin' history
was a wreck seen from outer space
They got tossed out of New Hampshire
and at Cleveland really lost face
now We hear that Texas
is down to one race

And the Lemmings still swoon
Will Long Beach come to them soon?
Tony is hammering on Champcar
with Bernies money due in June?
Kalkhoven is predicting a win
Is Tony's wallet to thin?
IRL is Street Racing
Their Champcar's bitch again

They all hate road racing, would not watch on a bet
Japanese say lets try it, and they fall in lock step
But will the Asian's stay past this summer?
Marksie says there going away
IRL's gone Street Racing
Their Champcar's bitch again

Yeah, the IRL's gone street racin'
Their Champcar's bitch again


bb

[rabbit]

Their [sic] Champcar's bitch again
:cool::thumbup:

[lone_groover]

BRAVO Bert!

You're a credit to the craft of songwriting.

:thumbup: :) :thumbup:

[Robstar]

Class... :thumbup: :cool: :thumbup: