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pchall
03-04-05, 09:03 PM
1st practice

18. 83 Patrick Carpentier Dallara-Toyota 25.643 0.025 0.562 208.476
19. 51 Alex Barron Dallara-Toyota 25.659 0.016 0.578 208.348
20. 14 A.J. Foyt IV Dallara-Toyota 25.759 0.100 0.678 207.543
21. 91 Paul Dana Dallara-Toyota 26.194 0.435 1.113 204.090
22. 20 Ed Carpenter Dallara-Toyota 26.375 0.181 1.294 202

2nd practice

18 Patrick Carpentier (83) 0.5287 25.5669 209.098 24 D/T/F Pit
19 Ed Carpenter (20) 0.6707 25.7089 207.944 29 D/T/F Pit
20 Paul Dana (91) 1.2566 26.2948 203.310 18 D/T/F Pit

Looks like the vision in Vision Racing is that of AJ4's attenuator. That must really suck. 4 was a no show in P2. Nice showing by Patwreck Carbender, too. Meanwhile, DPatrick showed her attenuator to only the slowest of the slow, in 16th after P2.

rabbit
03-04-05, 09:53 PM
Looks like the vision in Vision Racing is that of AJ4's attenuator.
:rofl: :laugh: :thumbup:

Al Czervik
03-04-05, 10:20 PM
Looks like another season of futility :rofl:

Ziggy
03-04-05, 10:22 PM
Patwreck Carbender :rofl:

very funny, does Tags know someone is using his real name??????????

Railbird
03-04-05, 10:37 PM
Patwreck Carbender


ah yes, I first heard this at MO when pchall blurted it out in ol' PC's presence.

Entertainment at it's finest

cart7
03-05-05, 11:07 AM
Dudes! Paul Dana securing the caboose spot!! :cool: Hemelgarn is back on track, finally! :thumbup:

NismoZ
03-05-05, 11:33 AM
So, at those speeds the last guy would only be lapped 14 times in a 2 hour race? Exciting!

pchall
03-05-05, 12:13 PM
Patwreck Carbender :rofl:

very funny, does Tags know someone is using his real name??????????

Alex Tagswallini

pchall
03-05-05, 12:25 PM
Practice 3

1 4 Tomas Scheckter 24.9342 214.404 14 15

4 15 Buddetto Risso 25.0375 213.520 29 31

13 6 Sam Hornish Jr. 25.1557 212.516 18 22
14 16 Danica Patrick 25.1670 212.421 12 17

20 14 A.J. Foyt IV 25.5739 209.041 26 29
21 20 Ed Carpenter 25.8218 207.034 8 23
22 91 Paul Dana 25.8900 206.489 22 23

Don Quixote
03-05-05, 01:10 PM
Dana is only 8 mph off the pace. Is that bad?

pchall
03-05-05, 02:08 PM
Qualifying

1 4 Tomas Scheckter 24.8518 215.115 1 2

4 15 Buddetto Risso 24.9806 214.006 2 2

8 6 Sam Hornish Jr. 25.1119 212.887 2 2
9 16 Danica Patrick 25.1138 212.871 2 2

18 14 A.J. Foyt IV 25.5874 208.931 2 2
19 83 Patrick Carpentier 25.6194 208.670 1 2
20 20 Ed Carpenter 25.8689 206.657 1 2
21 91 Paul Dana 26.0733 205.037 2 2

Poor Carbender -- looks like he might be a Futility challenger all weekend!

Spicoli
03-05-05, 02:52 PM
10 mph off the pace?

Well, I gues you take what you can get. :rofl:

pchall
03-05-05, 05:12 PM
I'd give Mr. Ed some oats in his nosebag tonight to encourage him for tomorrow. Either that, or a short walk behind the barn and a long trip to the Alpo cannery.

As for Dana, well that shows just how short the bus was when Buddy Lazier had a winning ride for the 500.

Wheel-Nut
03-05-05, 06:47 PM
Someone tell Paul Dana the use of Ethanol goes into effect NEXT year.

Wheel-Nut
03-05-05, 06:48 PM
Buddetto Risso - Short track driver??

Spicoli
03-05-05, 08:13 PM
Buddetto Risso - Short track driver??

Ex Teammate of Larry Ray Don.

DaveL
03-05-05, 08:24 PM
I caught bits of .1RL qualifying covervage on Speed News.

Was it closed to the public, or something?

RusH
03-05-05, 08:26 PM
I caught bits of .1RL qualifying covervage on Speed News.

Was it closed to the public, or something?

yes, it`s a secret society

pchall
03-05-05, 09:13 PM
Ex Teammate of Larry Ray Don.

That's the spirit -- but I've always thought in terms of Larry Rodent.

Jervis Tetch 1
03-06-05, 12:44 AM
Quick, someone start a Dana Futility Thread. Here's a guy who's way out of his element. Mark my words.

indyfan31
03-06-05, 12:57 AM
Buddetto Risso - Short track driver??
... that was my thinking too.

Steve99
03-06-05, 02:22 AM
So, at those speeds the last guy would only be lapped 14 times in a 2 hour race? Exciting!

That's what the 14 competition yellows will be for. Well, maybe only 13, plus the one to clean up after Tomas Wreckter.

pchall
03-06-05, 01:08 PM
Final Practice

1 4 Tomas Scheckter 24.8445 215.178 10 23

4 15 Buddetto Risso 25.0030 213.814 43 45

17 83 Patwreck Carbender 25.3284 211.067 28 29
18 14 A.J. Foyt IV 25.4277 210.243 27 28
19 33 Ryan Briscoe 25.4287 210.235 11 19
20 20 Ed Carpenter 25.7148 207.896 17 27
21 91 Paul Dana 25.9638 205.902 19 22
22 2 Tomas Enge 39.5214 135.268 10 11

Hey, lookie! All those shortbus kids think they are swimming in the deep end!

pchall
03-06-05, 05:17 PM
Sept d'un coup!

Seven in one blow!

And Jacques deBris is all over the place while Patwreck Carbender missed it all!

trish
03-06-05, 05:23 PM
Danica has a concussion and is going to the hospital.

pchall
03-06-05, 05:30 PM
1 Dan Wheldon (26) 25.0778 213.177 200 D/H/F Pit
2 Sam Hornish Jr. (6) 3.6936 25.2569 211.665 200 D/T/F Pit
3 Tony Kanaan (11) 3.7033 25.3324 211.034 200 D/H/F Pit
4 Vitor Meira (17) 3.7150 25.1855 212.265 200 P/H/F Pit
5 Helio Castroneves (3) 3.8508 25.0371 213.523 200 D/T/F Pit
6 Darren Manning (10) 11.4461 25.5602 209.153 200 P/T/F Pit
7 Patrick Carpentier (83) 11.6269 25.6311 208.575 200 D/T/F Pit
8 Alex Barron (51) 1 lap 25.6192 208.672 199 D/T/F Pit
9 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 4 laps 26.0987 204.838 196 D/T/F Pit
10 Paul Dana (91) 8 laps 26.5818 201.115 192 D/T/F Pit
11 Tomas Scheckter (4) 42 laps 47.8071 111.824 158 D/C/F Accident
12 Kosuke Matsuura (55) 0.1131 46.8725 114.054 158 P/H/F Accident
13 Scott Sharp (8) 0.3344 46.2655 115.550 158 P/H/F Accident
14 Bryan Herta (7) 0.5151 43.9125 121.742 158 D/H/F Accident
15 Danica Patrick (16) 0.8311 43.5440 122.772 158 P/H/F Accident
16 Scott Dixon (9) 0.8427 42.6790 125.261 158 P/T/F Accident
17 Roger Yasukawa (24) 1.0125 41.7454 128.062 158 D/H/F Accident
18 Ed Carpenter (20) 46 laps 48.9737 109.161 154 D/T/F Accident
19 Buddy Rice (15) 108 laps 50.5939 105.665 92 P/H/F Engine
20 Ryan Briscoe (33) 139 laps 25.5328 209.378 61 P/T/F Accident
21 Tomas Enge (2) 159 laps 75.3366 70.962 41 D/C/F Engine
22 Dario Franchitti (27) 188 laps 25.4752 209.851 12 D/H/F Engine

pchall
03-06-05, 05:32 PM
:eek:

AJ Foyt IV gains a Top Ten finish as seven cars wreck out at one time.
Paul Dana was the last man running in 10th

:shakehead

DaveL
03-06-05, 05:41 PM
10 cars out due to accidents including 7 at one time. Nah, pack racing is perfectly safe.

racer2c
03-06-05, 05:46 PM
Sent Danika to the hospital. Welcome to your new reality Danika. Get out while you can still walk out.

pchall
03-06-05, 05:49 PM
Danica is now an Official IRL Driver, having gotten her "bell rung" in her first race.

DaveL
03-06-05, 05:54 PM
Danica is now an Official IRL Driver, having gotten her "bell rung" in her first race.

If she reported to have just a concussion, that means she'll be surgury by Wednesday for her real injuries.

dando
03-06-05, 06:11 PM
Sept d'un coup!

Seven in one blow!

And Jacques deBris is all over the place while Patwreck Carbender missed it all!
10 cars running @ the finish?!? :shakehead

:snickers:

-Kevin

cart7
03-06-05, 06:49 PM
Danica is now an Official IRL Driver, having gotten her "bell rung" in her first race.

and from the looks of that crash, she got a little air time as well.

trish
03-06-05, 06:56 PM
I didn't even realize it was her car that was on fire as she sat in it unconscious or semi-conscious. Someone said she was in there for about 2 minutes before anybody helped her.

Methanolandbrats
03-06-05, 06:57 PM
Damn, every time I don't tape an IRL race I miss another highlight reel keeper :cry:

Jervis Tetch 1
03-06-05, 07:42 PM
Here's what cracks me up. Some people actually believe Quatro and Paul Dana earned their top 10 positions due to their talent :laugh:

Sean O'Gorman
03-06-05, 07:49 PM
Well, that kinda sucks for her. But its the reality of the IRL.

JohnnyQ
03-06-05, 07:58 PM
I see the garden knome can still block.

Mr. Vengeance
03-07-05, 12:52 PM
At least he's not kidding himself:


A.J. Foyt IV, who finished ninth, his career best in 33 starts: "It was my best finish but I didn't really deserve ninth. We were so far back on that restart, by the time I caught up they were finished crashing."

Steve99
03-07-05, 01:06 PM
How many yellows were there and for how many laps? Every time I flipped to that channel they were under yellow.

Spicoli
03-07-05, 01:19 PM
"they were finished crashing". :gomer:

pchall
03-07-05, 02:12 PM
IRL Gone Wild!


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.hms10703062229.irl_indy_300_hms107.jpg


Of course, fans of another series also love this crap at Daytona and Talladega. They'd love to see the big one more often. :rolleyes:

Methanolandbrats
03-07-05, 02:23 PM
Why are all the cars leaving those cool contrails of sparks and flame? :thumbup: Did they mandate special effects bolt-ons this year?

pchall
03-07-05, 02:27 PM
Why are all the cars leaving those cool contrails of sparks and flame? :thumbup: Did they mandate special effects bolt-ons this year?

The spark trails are actually from all the titanium bits surgically inserted into the drivers during repairs from previous seasons accidents acting as skid plates.

racer2c
03-07-05, 02:38 PM
IRL Gone Wild!



Of course, fans of another series also love this crap at Daytona and Talladega. They'd love to see the big one more often. :rolleyes:

I noticed that the IRL used The Big One (yes, in caps) in their 'storyline' during the race.
They better watch out, NASCAR already has it trademarked.

The day I see The Big One (in caps) on screen during a Champ Car race, is the day I quite being a Champ Car fan.

JohnHKart
03-07-05, 08:16 PM
I see in that pic there's Sheckter in his normal position...up against the wall with three wheels off the car... :rofl:

John

Jervis Tetch 1
03-08-05, 09:07 AM
I see in that pic there's Sheckter in his normal position...up against the wall with three wheels off the car... :rofl:

JohnAmen! Did you hear his ludicrous comments after the race? "If the IRL doesn't do something I will..."

Surely he can't be stupid enough to try something goofy on the track?

But with Wreckter, you never know. :shakehead

Wheel-Nut
03-08-05, 10:25 AM
I missed "THE BIG ONE". How did it start?

KobySon
03-08-05, 10:53 AM
ah yes, I first heard this at MO when pchall blurted it out in ol' PC's presence.

Entertainment at it's finest

His crew guys used to call Pat something similar as well. I can't remember the exacts.

racer2c
03-08-05, 11:00 AM
I missed "THE BIG ONE". How did it start?

Well, first Tony George wrote a letter to the IndyStar....