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JoeBob
02-08-05, 02:51 PM
http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team_2005/img/funny/p_carpentier.png

More fun here: http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team/index.html

Wheel-Nut
02-08-05, 02:53 PM
"One of these days I wish to be a real boy!"

Andrew Longman
02-08-05, 02:59 PM
I have a hemorrhoid THIS big


I'm sorry. That wasn't very tasteful was it?

RichK
02-08-05, 03:01 PM
The Kool-Aid infusion pump was set too high, and now I walk like this.

rabbit
02-08-05, 03:34 PM
Looks like a squat-to-pee road racer to me.

Makes you wonder what he's doing trying to tangle with all those coiled-snake oval types.

cart7
02-08-05, 04:07 PM
Patreek begins his earl training by practicing exotic Zen vertebrae stretching exercise.

Turn7
02-08-05, 04:08 PM
Koolaid injection. Check.
Memorizing the words to Back Home in Indiana. Check. :thumbup:
Remembering to say Sir before and after Eddie when addressing the boss, Yes sir Eddie sir. Check. :thumbup:
Received memo from 16th and Georgetown to deny the call was made for Special Ed. Check. :thumbup:

and finally,

Spinal traction conditioning exercises for the upcoming FNS gauntlet. Check. :thumbup:

trauma1
02-08-05, 04:27 PM
they warned me about bending over in the showers here in earl :thumbup:

NismoZ
02-08-05, 04:46 PM
" NO WAY! If it was THAT long, I couldn't stand like THIS!"

nrc
02-08-05, 08:44 PM
In an unfortunate oversight, Patreek failed to notice the "posing like a retard" clause in his new contract.

Methanolandbrats
02-08-05, 09:12 PM
Why do people transform into morons when they hop the fence to the EARL? Jeezus, he looks like a Village People reject. As for the caption, "The stack of Yen was this BIG".

racer2c
02-08-05, 10:46 PM
Hi I'm Patrick! H is for homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

lone_groover
02-08-05, 11:38 PM
http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team_2005/img/funny/p_carpentier.png

More fun here: http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team/index.html


"WOW Eddie Cheever. You're SO tall.....and SO fat."


:laugh:

Dave99
02-09-05, 01:19 AM
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team_2005/img/funny/p_carpentier.png

Michaelhatesfans
02-09-05, 02:18 AM
"Remember when I had dignity?"

pineapple
02-09-05, 11:13 AM
"When they ask me how much **** I can take, I say this much."


BTW: It looks as though Eddie doesn't expect Pat to hang around for too long - they didn't even bother to stitch his name on his suit.

Hard Driver
02-09-05, 11:41 AM
Oowww...bent over for Tony, you would never know his d*** is this big.

JoeBob
02-09-05, 11:41 AM
BTW: It looks as though Eddie doesn't expect Pat to hang around for too long - they didn't even bother to stitch his name on his suit.

His name is on his chest, above the RBTC logo.

G.
02-09-05, 12:00 PM
"Remember when I had dignity?"Like this?

http://www.champcarworldseries.com/Drivers/Photos.asp?PhotoID=3051&DriverID=1&EventID=

Jervis Tetch 1
02-09-05, 01:45 PM
The plunger for my Kool-Aid enema was this big.

Peter Venkman
02-10-05, 10:39 PM
I'm a racer, my heiny is this big.

oddlycalm
02-11-05, 02:52 PM
Why do people transform into morons when they hop the fence to the EARL? Jeezus, he looks like a Village People reject. They have to adjust to the level of the fans. The EARL is consciously marketing itself to people with the intellectual level of 11-12yr olds just as NASCAR has. The drivers are marketed like cartoon characters and heroes, and the plot lines they try to develop during the season are straight out of cartoons as well. Haven't you heard dumb is cool? :shakehead

oc

chicanor
02-11-05, 04:09 PM
Y... MCA