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Railbird
01-23-05, 11:28 AM
at it again (http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15105602&method=full&siteid=55768&headline=you-grand-prix--name_page.html)

pitpass (http://www.pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news_item.php?fes_art_id=23319)

jonovision_man
01-23-05, 11:45 AM
Awesome. :thumbup: :rolleyes:

I was worried when "The Swerve" retired we wouldn't have any characters, but Kimi's really coming into his own. :)

jono

Forza Lancia
01-23-05, 01:12 PM
Hmm...

I seem to remember that the conventional wisdom was always that Jacques Villeneuve could never drive for McLaren because he might dye his hair an odd color or something -- seems pretty tame in comparison to Kimi. Ron Dennis had better have Tomas Scheckter and Tomas Enge talk to Kimi and remind him where drivers who behave badly end up...

jonovision_man
01-23-05, 01:21 PM
Hmm...

I seem to remember that the conventional wisdom was always that Jacques Villeneuve could never drive for McLaren because he might dye his hair an odd color or something -- seems pretty tame in comparison to Kimi. Ron Dennis had better have Tomas Scheckter and Tomas Enge talk to Kimi and remind him where drivers who behave badly end up...

Scheckter and Enge weren't really in the game yet, they blew it before that crucial first chance. Enge had a few races with Prost but was without an F1 ride, Scheckter was just a test driver...

I think Kimi will get away with being as big of a whanker (so to speak ;)) as he wants as long as his performance doesn't suffer. Nobody in their right mind is going to fire someone as fast as he is for a few benders during the off-season.

jono

ferrarigod
01-23-05, 02:53 PM
WHIPPED OUT

PLAYED

WAVED AWAY

LURCHED

I guess we know what he was doing in 2002 when he went off at the Magny-Cours hairpin and handed Schuey the championship only a few races into the season


:laugh:

Methanolandbrats
01-23-05, 02:56 PM
Kimi to the IRL! You heard it here first.

racer2c
01-23-05, 03:02 PM
"The manager of trendy London Mayfair club For Your Eyes Only told The People: "I was gobsmacked."

Too much information! :D

Jag_Warrior
01-23-05, 04:23 PM
Kimi!!! Light 'em up, kid!

My McLaren cap will be on order by tomorrow. The boy does have some spirit(s). :thumbup: :laugh: :thumbup:

mexican
01-24-05, 12:28 AM
Sunday January 23rd 2005 @ 11:27 PM and Kimi is my new favorite driver

Robstar
01-24-05, 01:24 AM
"It doesn't matter how famous he is, it doesn't excuse his shocking behaviour."

Um, dude, you manage a strip club... :rolleyes:

Michaelhatesfans
01-24-05, 02:00 AM
Kimi, if Ron knows where you live, you might want to go stay with a friend for a while....

Clown
01-24-05, 08:42 AM
Pfft... :rolleyes:

Kimi = Amateur

Jervis Tetch 1
01-24-05, 09:08 AM
And I thought the Finns were a boring lot.

RTKar
01-24-05, 09:20 AM
The Fondling Finn

indyfan31
01-24-05, 10:59 AM
Um, dude, you manage a strip club... :rolleyes:

... along the same lines.


"The poor girls were so embarrassed they didn't know where to look.

They run around naked in front of strangers but they're "embarrassed" when they see a guy drop his pants.

mueber
01-24-05, 11:53 AM
Pfft... :rolleyes:

Kimi = Amateur

My thoughts exactly. BiF will be sooo proud.

Mr. Vengeance
01-24-05, 12:16 PM
"The girls are used to men coming on to them but Raikkonen overstepped the mark."

on to them?

ilferrari
01-24-05, 01:00 PM
Um, dude, you manage a strip club... :rolleyes:

:laugh: That's what I thought

Actually I don't see what's so impressive about Raikkonen's behaviour. Having character is one thing, acting like an animal in a strip club is another.

Maybe the money him and his pals spent on Cristal and strippers could have been feeding a starving mouth in Indonesia

Methanolandbrats
01-24-05, 01:08 PM
Fiddling with his dick and heavy drinking will not win the WDC. Physically it takes a toll and it is a distraction. Schumi was probably pounding out testing laps the next morning at dawn. That's the difference. The boy has to learn to get pissed up when the seasons over. Ya gotta wonder what sponsors think too. Spending a gazillion dollars to be represented in the "most technically advanced and fastest form of sport" and one of your main representatives is acting like a frat boy. There must be some interesting conversations going on in the McLaren Headquarters.

Dirty Sanchez
01-24-05, 01:27 PM
the Johnnie Walker folks will be pleased :gomer:

Don Quixote
01-24-05, 01:31 PM
Rumor has it that Kimi was just doing research for Ralf's porn sponsors. Its all bidness, you know. :laugh:

JohnnyQ
01-24-05, 09:05 PM
So the robot blew a circuit. I guess the iceman's going home to the icelady everynight now. He'll pay in spades.

It's a matter of time before the Ruby-Schuby tapes surface ;)