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dando
12-29-04, 06:14 PM
Until the 'horns get hooked in the Rose Bowl. :gomer:

Bring on the college foosball bowl smack! :)

-Kevin

devilmaster
12-29-04, 08:03 PM
http://www.mnsi.net/~smicalef/LGB.mp3

Ankf00
12-29-04, 08:16 PM
by who? the team that lost to notre dame and ohio state? :gomer: i'm shaking... :p

dando
12-29-04, 08:30 PM
i'm shaking... :p
Still having nightmares about the snow, eh? :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00
12-29-04, 08:43 PM
Still having nightmares about the snow, eh? :gomer:

-Kevin

I'd be more woried about choking against okie lite if I were you :gomer:

dando
12-29-04, 09:10 PM
I'd be more woried about choking against okie lite if I were you :gomer:
As Bill the Cat would say, "Accckkk Thhppttt." As a Shorthorns fan you are the master on choking. :p

Take notes, Ank....real foosball on display. Git used to seein' the backs of #4, #7, and #11.

-Kevin

Ankf00
12-29-04, 09:33 PM
As Bill the Cat would say, "Accckkk Thhppttt." As a Shorthorns fan you are the master on choking. :p

Take notes, Ank....real foosball on display. Git used to seein' the backs of #4, #7, and #11.

-Kevin
I've seen your offense, there's nothing "football" about it, Southlake Carrol could put up better numbers than you guys have.

Now if you'll excuse me, off to the pub to watch you guys get pounded like a Times Square hooker. :gomer:

dando
12-29-04, 09:59 PM
I've seen your offense, there's nothing "football" about it, Southlake Carrol could put up better numbers than you guys have.

Now if you'll excuse me, off to the pub to watch you guys get pounded like a Times Square hooker. :gomer:
Enjoy sobbing in yer beer, gomer....that's called DEFENSE in case yer interested. (recall th3 Shorthorns performance, or impotence, against OU or OSU South (first half).

Enjoy the suds, 'cuz that's all you'll enjoy 2night.

-Kevin

dando
12-29-04, 11:37 PM
Ank? Ank?!? Ank?!?!

GINN! :gomer:

-Kevin

nrc
12-30-04, 02:51 AM
I've seen your offense, there's nothing "football" about it, Southlake Carrol could put up better numbers than you guys have.

Now if you'll excuse me, off to the pub to watch you guys get pounded like a Times Square hooker. :gomer:

Yep, there was a pounding alright, but it was the Buckeyes dishing it out. This just isn't the same Buckeye team that dropped four games earlier in the season. They thrashed the 'Boys with a one legged second string quarterback.

Next season should be fun. :D

dando
12-30-04, 12:24 PM
Next season should be fun. :D

Is Ginn incredible or what? IMHO, he's better than Peter Warrick, Desmond Howard, The Rocket, etc. He's simply a game breaker in every respect.

However, I am glad this season is over so that ESPN can finally shut the heck up. :(

-Kevin

Jervis Tetch 1
12-30-04, 12:30 PM
Contact me when you guys are really talking about football.

Like IOWA.

:D

Ankf00
12-30-04, 03:49 PM
alright, wtf did you guys have calling plays last night :saywhat:

good show.

one thing though, next year your field position game is gone with Nugent

Racing Truth
12-30-04, 03:52 PM
alright, wtf did you guys have calling plays last night :saywhat:

good show.

one thing though, next year your field position game is gone with Nugent

Thanks Ank. Well, when you have Ted Ginn Jr., I could be a great play-caller too.

You're right about 'Nug though. :cry:

Ankf00
12-30-04, 03:55 PM
alright, wtf did you guys have calling plays last night :saywhat:


because we need him :gomer:

dando
12-30-04, 09:23 PM
Tress calls the plays hisself. Go figger, as most of us were calling for the OC's head earlier in the season. The key was getting the WRs and OL to mature. Plus, when Smith took over the O opened up with some success. I would wager that OSU's group of Holmes, Gonzo, and Ginn rival any other WR core, including Meechigan. Man, ain't Nuge awesome? Losing him is gonna be t3h suck.

-Kevin

dando
12-30-04, 09:51 PM
BTW, Ank, Mack Daddy for 10 more years? Seems awful generous considering he ain't won anything worthwhile yet. Is OU ponying up for part of the contract? :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00
12-30-04, 09:56 PM
I don't know which idiots are paying his contract, but it's hard to argue with 5 straight 10 or 11 win seasons, good things are bound to happen sometime, or so that's what aforementioned idiots would want you to suck down...

dando
12-30-04, 10:30 PM
I don't know which idiots are paying his contract, but it's hard to argue with 5 straight 10 or 11 win seasons, good things are bound to happen sometime, or so that's what aforementioned idiots would want you to suck down...
That dint mean jack for John Cooper around here....perhaps the powers that be are happy with the successive wins against Aggie. :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00
12-30-04, 10:54 PM
That dint mean jack for John Cooper around here....perhaps the powers that be are happy with the successive wins against Aggie. :gomer:

-Kevin

John Cooper was around for what, 13 seasons? ya, you guys really dumped him quick :gomer:

and we dumped mackovic the year after he got his extension, so it's not like it means anything other than the tax payers and boosters of Texas are going to be paying Mack for years to come, just like they're still paying Mackovic and Carl Reese...

dando
12-30-04, 11:36 PM
John Cooper was around for what, 13 seasons? ya, you guys really dumped him quick :gomer:

Yup. Fast forward a few years for UT, homie. Git my drift? :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00
12-31-04, 07:33 PM
21.5 hours and it's on

http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/rose.gifhttp://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/cow_rose.gif

first it'll be a lil
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/elced.jpg

followed with a lil
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/TXEG109A110622_1024x768.jpg

capped off with Derrick F'ing Johnson look like this
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/johnson_derrick_s4002.jpg

and some more of this
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/3195624_7_2.jpg

Ankf00
12-31-04, 07:59 PM
but then Henne will see DJ like this
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/1127FBC_horns_aggies08_bms.jpg

Bevo XIV will be happy with his Pasadena grass
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/bevorose.jpg

and Greg Robinson will remain my hero. And his defense shall remain glorious.
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/robinson1.jpg



/me puts down the crack pipe and prepares for the inevitable choke job fetal position

dando
12-31-04, 08:07 PM
/me puts down the crack pipe and prepares for the inevitable choke job fetal position

Finally, a bit of truth on one of yer posts. :D

Looks like the weather is gonna suck in SoCal tomorrow. Should slow down the aerial attack, which could favor the shorthorns.

-Kevin

dando
12-31-04, 08:12 PM
In other bowl happenings....the Boyzee St/Louvile game did not disappoint. 52 total pts. @ the half, 81 pts. near the end of the game. WTF was Petrino thinking with the fake punt call just before the half? :confused:

Perdoo chokes like a bunch of shorthorns girly men. Take the lead with just over a buck something left on the clock, and promptly gives up the winning TD in just about 30 seconds. So much for the Big 10's perfect run....

-Kevin

Ankf00
12-31-04, 08:13 PM
http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/cow_rose.gif

Ankf00
12-31-04, 08:25 PM
In other bowl happenings....the Boyzee St/Louvile game did not disappoint. 52 total pts. @ the half, 81 pts. near the end of the game. WTF was Petrino thinking with the fake punt call just before the half? :confused:

-Kevin

the biggest lesson of that game... Petrino is college football's of Paris Hilton, a manwhore through and through

devilmaster
12-31-04, 08:29 PM
http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/cow_rose.gif

Ank, stop showing pictures of your new year's eve date, ok? We get it. She's a cow.

Steve

Ankf00
12-31-04, 08:30 PM
http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/cow_rose.gif

GO COW!!!

BEAT VARMINT!!!

dando
12-31-04, 09:19 PM
BEAT VARMINT!!!

Or as my fave T from The Game sez, "Lose Carbs, Eat a Wolverine." :)

-Kevin

dando
12-31-04, 09:21 PM
http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/bevorose.jpg

Well @ least Ank brings roses for his date....SOG take note. :D

-Kevin

Ankf00
01-01-05, 02:02 PM
you guys ready? i'm hungover to all hell but i'm f'ing stoked!

HOOK 'EM http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/hookem.gif

Ankf00
01-01-05, 02:19 PM
oh ya, and everyone who was txt msg'ing me when I was at the aggy game saying how we were going to get killed, you watching the cotton bowl? :rofl: :rofl:

77-0 here we come!

Classic Apex
01-01-05, 04:52 PM
http://www.gamedaycentral.com/Iowa/Art/logo.gif

dando
01-01-05, 05:36 PM
Hawkeyes! Are you kidding me?!?

-Kevin

Classic Apex
01-01-05, 05:40 PM
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/iowa/galleries/m-footbl-capital-one-bowl-010105/3-lg.jpg
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/iowa/galleries/m-footbl-capital-one-bowl-010105/1-lg.jpg



NUFF SAID.




:cool:

devilmaster
01-01-05, 05:40 PM
Last second touchdown for Iowa to win it.....

That what happens when ya leave a reciever WIDE open....

Steve

Sean O'Gorman
01-01-05, 06:09 PM
It will make my entire year if Texas loses today.

dando
01-01-05, 06:47 PM
It will make my entire year if Texas loses today.
Hater. :gomer:

Go Blue! (back to hating meechigan tomorrow :) )

-Kevin

Ankf00
01-01-05, 10:07 PM
thanks for the fone call OGorman :gomer:


http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/cow_rose.gif

http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/hookem.gif

Ankf00
01-01-05, 10:14 PM
Greg Robinson's D is still glorious, those tools need to learn to WRAP UP though... jeebus, they played like they did last year... Michigan's OC gets mad points, the first guy to depants Robinson's secondary this year... OU == 112 yds 0 td 2 int

nrc
01-01-05, 10:54 PM
Told you guys, the team from up North was done when they lost to the Bucks. :)

Ankf00
01-01-05, 11:00 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncf/2005/0101/photo/g_young_ft.jpg

I like how he was pulling away from the db in an all-out sprint :rofl:


Vince Young is one bad dude. :cool:

Classic Apex
01-01-05, 11:47 PM
Vince Young is one bad dude. :cool:

And that head coach Texas has is a true 1st class gentleman. I wish there were more like him in the game.

Ankf00
01-01-05, 11:58 PM
And that head coach Texas has is a true 1st class gentleman. I wish there were more like him in the game.
thanks, me too... the media owe him one huge apology for all the crap they've published in the past month deriding him, more mack's and joepa's, less fulmer's and nieuheisel's...

oh ya, go hawkeyes, that game rocked.

henceforth, in honor of his video game-like skills VY shall be referred to as x-box. all hail x-box.http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/hookem.gif

dando
01-02-05, 12:28 PM
Good show, 'horns. Like I posted in another thread, I expected Young to be the difference, and he was that and more. Meechigan had troubles with mobile QBs against OSU and MSU. Also, as they did against ND, they had probs in the red zone, with 3 FGs instead of TDs.

-Kevin

Jervis Tetch 1
01-02-05, 01:41 PM
http://www.gamedaycentral.com/Iowa/Art/logo.gif
Beautiful man!

Classic, that was one CLASSIC! My throat's still sore from that great play. What are they calling the Hawks now? The Orlando Magic?

It's great to be a Hawkeye!
:D :cool: :D :cool:

Classic Apex
01-02-05, 01:51 PM
Beautiful man!

Classic, that was one CLASSIC! My throat's still sore from that great play.

Yup. My throat/voice is still half-gone because of that play.





:cool:

Racing Truth
01-02-05, 08:21 PM
Yep, congrats to the 'Horns, err Fighting Vince Young's, or, as I shall now call them here at OC, "The Fighting Ank's." :D

H=ll, Fouts was practically slobbering over Vince Young yesterday. Already hyping him for next year's Heisman. :shakehead Great game, but lets keep things in check for a few days.

BTW: I just wish Utah (good, good team), Auburn, and the Fighting Ank's for that matter had a shot like they would IN EVERY OTHER SPORT.

Chitowncartfreak
01-02-05, 08:57 PM
Beautiful man!

Classic, that was one CLASSIC! My throat's still sore from that great play. What are they calling the Hawks now? The Orlando Magic?

It's great to be a Hawkeye!
:D :cool: :D :cool:

Amen, brother! I'm right there with you guys today - a partial voice and faced with the task of getting spilled beer out of yesterday's clothes. This is certainly one of the greatest moments in Iowa football. It's been a great 3-year run with exciting things in sight down the road.

GO HAWKS!!!!!!

Ankf00
01-03-05, 09:30 PM
between the Rose and the first drive of the Sugar, wtf?!? :saywhat:

is there a rule somewhere that says during the month of december you must forget how to tackle to be bowl eligible? :saywhat:

Dave99
01-03-05, 09:50 PM
is there a rule somewhere that says during the month of december you must forget how to tackle to be bowl eligible?
Evidently. How else do you explain Young's rushing yardage and four TD's? :saywhat:

dando
01-03-05, 10:29 PM
Classic, that was one CLASSIC! My throat's still sore from that great play. What are they calling the Hawks now? The Orlando Magic?

Don't they take over the moniker Luckeyes now? :p

-Kevin

dando
01-03-05, 10:31 PM
Ank, I forgot to add to my initial post-game post...since yer boyz squeaked out a one-point victory over the #12 team in the nation, don't that make the 'hornies the #11 team? ;)

-Kevin

Ankf00
01-03-05, 10:46 PM
Evidently. How else do you explain Young's rushing yardage and four TD's? :saywhat:
http://www.pam4you.com/images/headers/header_productsmain.jpg

how do you explain an undefeated SC? they get to play Arizona's biotch, Tx Tech's biotch, and Wyoming's biotch :gomer:

Ankf00
01-03-05, 10:47 PM
Ank, I forgot to add to my initial post-game post...since yer boyz squeaked out a one-point victory over the #12 team in the nation, don't that make the 'hornies the #11 team? ;)

-Kevin
you lost to northwestern :gomer:

do I see any other 1 loss teams? no. :gomer:

Berkeley
Can
SuckIt

:p

dando
01-04-05, 12:43 AM
I wonder if Beamer spent the last 2 minutes wishing he'd kicked the FG on 4th and goal in the first half? :shakehead

-Kevin

Ankf00
01-04-05, 12:50 AM
I wonder if Beamer spent the last 2 minutes wishing he'd kicked the FG on 4th and goal in the first half? :shakehead

-Kevin

I think he should've gone for it on the 1, the problem is they didn't run an option, c'mon, you have randall, run the damn option!!! didn't help that their kicker whiffed on a fg from the 5 yard line....

then there's the fact that randall TOTALLY overthrew a wide open man on a seam route in the end zone right in the zone's soft spot, couldn't have had a better spot to settle in that zone

then there's the drop by the fullback in the endzone on that 4th and goal from the 1 play

and then there's the plethora of drops from his WR's...

lack of execution, can't put this on beamer at all, if the receivers and Randall do their jobs, VT scores an extra 14

dando
01-04-05, 01:41 PM
Wasn't putting the blame solely on Beamer. IMHO, @ 6-0 putting points on the board would have been the safe choice, and built confidence in the team. But hey, I'm a Tresselball disciple. :) The play call on 4th down was terrible. Sure the guy could have caught the ball, but he's an FB that got turned around by the throw. Nice try to break tendancy, but hardly a high percentage play.

Unfortunately I missed a sizeable chunk of the game (3rd Q), so I didn't get to see the Va Tech mishaps. By the time I tuned back in, the Hokies we're driving and missed the FG early in the 4th Q.

-Kevin

Ankf00
01-04-05, 08:28 PM
such a dilemma, cheer for the vastly overrated Sac 10, which can't beat wyoming or TxTech, against bloody enemies? or cheer for land thieves so we can have the empty bragging right of "Big XII conf is best"http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/pukey.gif ....



GO GREEKS! KILL DIRT BURGLARS!!!http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/hookem.gif

dando
01-04-05, 09:51 PM
OK, I'll call it...last team w/the ball wins. :gomer:

Go 'SC...Big Twinkie stinks. :)

-Kevin

dando
01-04-05, 10:14 PM
That fumble on the punt return is one of the dumbest plays in college foosball I have ever seen. Bradley shouldn't have been close to that ball, but he chased after it from the 15 inside the 5....and he wasn't even the punt returner!!! What an egit!

-Kevin

chop456
01-04-05, 10:15 PM
He should be beaten with his helmet. What a moron.

chop456
01-04-05, 10:24 PM
As much as I didn't care who won, I now want Oklahoma to lose by 70.

Way to show up. :shakehead

dando
01-04-05, 10:30 PM
Should this game end up as a blowout, hopefully the outcry for a freaking playoff will reach critical mass. :mad:

-Kevin

dando
01-04-05, 11:08 PM
Jeezuz, how pathetic. Bet Anky is glad he can take solace in the fact that UT beat Meechigan, which as he so eloquently pointed out lost to ND and Ohiya St. :laugh:

Big Twinkie = :thumdown:

-Kevin

Ankf00
01-04-05, 11:30 PM
Jeezuz, how pathetic. Bet Anky is glad he can take solace in the fact that UT beat Meechigan, which as he so eloquently pointed out lost to ND and Ohiya St. :laugh:

Big Twinkie = :thumdown:

-Kevin
better than losing to northwestern :laugh:
wasn't Orton supposed to win the Heisman and Wisconsin run the table? oh right... I see how that worked out :gomer:

*shrug*
4-3 bowl record, works for me

This week has been the greatest ever. EVER!

Ankf00
01-05-05, 12:27 AM
I'm going to bed really really REALLY f'ing happy :)

it's 10:26pm and OU STILL sucks.

dando
01-05-05, 12:28 AM
better than losing to northwestern :laugh:
wasn't Orton supposed to win the Heisman and Wisconsin run the table? oh right... I see how that worked out :gomer:

*shrug*
4-3 bowl record, works for me

This week has been the greatest ever. EVER!
Care to compare overall records against Baylor? :gomer:

I made no claims about Orton, and I believe I called out Wishconsin as a poser early in the season.

All I know is the shorthorns' @ss was powned by Okie, and they are getting drilled (literally) 2night. Go back to beatin' on Cork for the Cal choke against UT South. You can't undo 5 years of being powned by OU in one week, grasshopper.

In any case, IT'S TIME FOR A FREAKING PLAYOFF!!! :mad:

-Kevin

dando
01-05-05, 12:29 AM
:saywhat:

Ankf00
01-05-05, 09:20 AM
funny, a guy from the alamo bowl talking smack :laugh:

and it's not UT south, it's Sand Aggy, get it right :gomer:

Ankf00
01-05-05, 10:16 AM
final polls are out

AP: SC, AU, OU, Utah, UT
Coaches: SC, AU, OU, UT, Utah

the kicker... Notre Dame, Alabama, Penn State and Nebraska did not receive A SINGLE VOTE...

quite a season, too bad Utah didn't get to play Auburn, at least we'd have had a real game

Ankf00
01-05-05, 12:44 PM
I wonder which of the top 15 schools here on this list of records since '98 haven't won a conference title in that timespan :gomer:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/SpiderAg/W-Lsince98.jpg

Ankf00
01-06-05, 12:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/sunvevo/gamewinningkickvsUM.jpg
:eek: :eek: :eek:

2 inches from choke or glory, holy f'ing ****!!