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mapguy
12-01-04, 08:04 PM
http://www.motorsport.com/photos/irl/2004/ric/irl-2004-ric-gg-0206.jpg

pchall
12-01-04, 08:19 PM
Yipes.

Another reason not to touch the joystiick on your toys this December.

lone_groover
12-01-04, 08:50 PM
Anton:

"C'mon hun. It was just a joke. I was kidding, see? It's a SCOOTER; look, i'm riding it. Come back, please. Don't tell anybody, I didn't mean anything.....It's REALLY a scooter!"

:cry:

rabbit
12-01-04, 09:00 PM
"Mmm, check out that piece of @$$."

/guy in red hat=Defender

Rob
12-01-04, 09:13 PM
"Hmmmm.... if I stick baseball cards in the spokes I wonder what sound it'll make."

Ed_Severson
12-01-04, 10:05 PM
"If only there was some way to make these things more affordable so more 'Muricans could drive 'em around ... I wish I didn't have to lease this thing!"

Jervis Tetch 1
12-01-04, 10:09 PM
Idiot Racing League flounder Ston(y) George demostrates the I*L's new engine and chassis specs proving that even monkeys can drive the crapwagons.

Dave99
12-01-04, 10:15 PM
"I spend 600 million dollars on the IRL and all I get is this dumb scooter?" :gomer:

Chitowncartfreak
12-01-04, 10:32 PM
Man in red hat: "That's a great a$$ - and he has a nice butt as well."

cart7
12-01-04, 10:35 PM
Living proof that in some cases, contraceptive devices are not only an intelligent choice but a responsibility owed to all man-kind.

Rob
12-01-04, 10:37 PM
The above photo is the answer to the question, "What has two wheels and goes 'DUUUUHHHHH'?"

fourrunner
12-01-04, 10:56 PM
Beep Beep, Moron Coming Through .... Beep Beep, Moron Coming Through ... Beep Beep, Moron Coming Through

Cam
12-01-04, 11:51 PM
Zoom Zoom!

Ziggy
12-02-04, 12:41 AM
Mom's got one of these, but her's carries a Keg

Ankf00
12-02-04, 01:47 AM
doing lines made him too stupid to use his two legs? damn... they never taught me that in D.A.R.E.

Dave99
12-02-04, 02:00 AM
doing lines made him too stupid to use his two legs? damn... they never taught me that in D.A.R.E.
Not too many people know this about TG but in 1994 he went to a Drug Abuse Resistance Education meeting at his local cop shop and during the meeting he played around with letters and came away with the idea for Dumb Ass Racing for Everyone. True story.

pineapple
12-02-04, 02:03 AM
Idiotmandias

I met a traveller from the Indy land
Who said: A vast Pagoda of bricked-in stone
Stands in the Speedway . . . Near it, in the stands,
Half skunked, a coked-out idiot lies, whose frown,
And powdered lip, and sneer of doltish command,
Tell that its spinmeister well those Visions (tm) read
Which yet survive, stamped on these worthless things,
The Neilsens that mocked them, and the Yen that fed:
And on the Borg-Warner these words appear:
"My name is Idiotmandias, king of nothing:
Look on my works, ye gomers, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, the stands boundless and bare,
The lone and oval track stretches far away.







(With apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley)

Dave99
12-02-04, 02:20 AM
"Wow, I think the guys back at the speedway were right. I can go faster on this thing without Fred Nation up my ass."

FCYTravis
12-02-04, 02:22 AM
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Pineapple, you da MAN!

pineapple
12-02-04, 03:43 AM
sorry, duplicate post.

Michaelhatesfans
12-02-04, 03:46 AM
http://www.motorsport.com/photos/irl/2004/ric/irl-2004-ric-gg-0206.jpg
No caption. I'm just thinking about how enjoyable it would be to clothesline the sonofabitch.

rosawendel
12-02-04, 08:57 AM
i need this to get through the huge horde of crowds at the races..... wait.

nrc
12-02-04, 09:15 AM
"I'm an excellant driver."

Sean O'Gorman
12-02-04, 10:43 AM
What is Lizzerd doing there, and why is he staring at TG's ass? ;)

Andrew Longman
12-02-04, 12:50 PM
More proof that no matter how stupid he looks, he keeps his eyes straight ahead driving off into oblivion

racer2c
12-02-04, 12:50 PM
"I'm an excellant driver."
:thumbup: :D

DagoFast
12-02-04, 02:40 PM
Dick on a stick? :gomer:

RobGuru
12-02-04, 03:02 PM
Guy in Marlboro shirt...

"I can't believe Penske made us come here... at least he doesn't make us tool around on one of those."

pkvracing12
12-03-04, 02:21 AM
I know what that idiot is thinking hmmmmmm i cant kill that other series waite a minute thats becuase my series sucks with no fan base

theunions
12-03-04, 02:28 AM
Didn't that used to be Billy Kamphausen's? ;)

carpfan
12-03-04, 04:51 PM
No caption. I'm just thinking about how enjoyable it would be to clothesline the sonofabitch.

Great minds think alike!! :cool:

Peter Venkman
12-05-04, 12:32 AM
"Roger gave me this thing and said 'when I get smarter, I'll get the other two wheels'...."

dando
12-05-04, 01:09 AM
"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!" :gomer:

or, I can think of a few Jack Handy quotes that could be paraphrased to apply. ;)

-Kevin