View Full Version : Tammy... Your own Virtual Bartender...
jcollins28
11-10-04, 09:55 PM
She is pretty nice...
Type in any command and she will comply... tell her Jason sez "Hey"...
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:10 PM
Typical blonde, can't do anything but shrug her shoulders at my questions. The only thing I got her to do was pull a lighter out. :thumdown:
jcollins28
11-10-04, 10:14 PM
Ask her to pour beer on herself.
BTW what kind of questions are you asking there Sean?..lol I have been able to get her to even show me the cure for cancer. You asking her to balance the budget or something?
Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:19 PM
Ask her to pour beer on herself.
BTW what kind of questions are you asking there Sean?..lol I have been able to get her to even show me the cure for cancer. You asking her to balance the budget or something?
I asked for whiskey, vodka, and something else, and each one came up with a shrug. I didn't have the volume on at work, didn't realize she talks. :D
I asked for whiskey, vodka, and something else, and each one came up with a shrug.
She knows what a screaming orgasm is though. No audio though.
Type in "get naked" for a laugh.
I asked for whiskey, vodka, and something else, and each one came up with a shrug. I didn't have the volume on at work, didn't realize she talks. :D
Whiskey? Vodka? You did read the name of the site, didn't you?
Ask her to do some math.
Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:27 PM
Whiskey? Vodka? You did read the name of the site, didn't you?
Ask her to do some math.
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
Yeah, how foolish of me to think that a bartender could serve something other than beer. :D
Ask about the wet tshirt contest.
:thumbup:
devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:31 PM
pillow fight
cat fight
kiss a girl
kiss a guy
lose the shorts
rock my world
lap dance
sing a song
chug a beer
jump
stretch
(more to come).....
Steve
devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:40 PM
lay on bar
kiss me
show your ass
serve a bottle
put your leg behind your head
lick a t**
pitcher
tap
Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:41 PM
And people say I need a girlfriend...
:laugh:
devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:47 PM
And people say I need a girlfriend...
:laugh:
I think they're still saying it.
devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:53 PM
hair
laugh
pushup
cartwheel
phone
B3RACER1a
11-10-04, 11:03 PM
Must be a ton of traffic because I cant get it to load. The page comes up but not the bartender. :(
Guys - seriously - go see a real girl. :rolleyes: :p :D
Guys - seriously - go see a real girl. :rolleyes: :p :D
Sure. Like you didn't try it. :)
Not yet, no. But now that I've told hubby, I'm sure I'll get an eyeful. :rofl:
Ask her to eat a banana. ;)
Oh, and by the way, don't ask for any beer nuts. :laugh:
Michaelhatesfans
11-11-04, 03:11 AM
Hummer.
Michaelhatesfans
11-11-04, 03:19 AM
Guys - seriously - go see a real girl. :rolleyes: :p :D
Yeah, but this girl doesn't say things like, "Say, let's rent that Julia Roberts/Richard Gere movie tonight. Oh, and we need to tidy up, my mother is coming tomorrow - did I tell you that?"
:laugh:
Warlock!
11-11-04, 08:03 AM
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Kiss a girl...
Lapdance...
Ahhhhh...
*closes web page and makes a real beer run*
oddlycalm
11-11-04, 04:27 PM
Typical blonde, can't do anything but shrug her shoulders at my questions. The only thing I got her to do was pull a lighter out. :thumdown:Never been to the ballet or to see the cheerleaders Sean...? ;)
Looks like the flotation devices came from Kmart on a blue light special though.... :thumdown:
oc
I had to forward this on to some of my friends on a mailing list with the following note....
I am humbled.
I used to pride myself on my ability to recognize the true potential
of computer technologies. So back in college, after I had written a
clone of a (then famous) natural language recognition program
called Eliza - which impersonated a sort of psychanalytical drone, I
realized that the very same technology could be used in order to
hurl insults. I called that program 'Abuse'.
A couple of years later, in Omni magazine's Worst Scientific
Achievements of 1984, they listed a commercial natural language
recognition program called 'Abuse' which, guess what, hurled
insults back at its user. Did some contemptable dastardly villains
with access to the college mainframe upon which my program
resided steal my prize? Alone in my humble abode, I cried 'Foul!'.
But I comforted myself with the fact that the recognition of my idea
was, in fact, worthy of notice by such a fine scientific journal.
But today, gentlemen, I stand before you truly humbled. For I had
not even come close to grasping the full potential of natural
language recognition. I can only console myself with the fact that
noted artificial intelligence luminary Marvin Minsky apparently was
similarly oblivious.
And so, with that, I give you....
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
This ain't no Eliza.
you guys are having way too much fun with this...
Classic Apex
11-12-04, 12:19 AM
:laugh:
Audi_A4
11-12-04, 12:46 AM
holy crap :gomer: the creaters must have tonnes of spare time on their hands
Michaelhatesfans
11-12-04, 01:25 AM
holy crap :gomer: the creaters must have tonnes of spare time on their hands
Unlike ourselves. :gomer:
:laugh:
rap :laugh:
:rofl: :laugh:
Dirty Sanchez
11-13-04, 05:49 PM
no one said "jedi"
here's the rest of 'em (http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/TammyClips.xml)
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