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jcollins28
11-10-04, 09:55 PM
She is pretty nice...

Type in any command and she will comply... tell her Jason sez "Hey"...


http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:10 PM
Typical blonde, can't do anything but shrug her shoulders at my questions. The only thing I got her to do was pull a lighter out. :thumdown:

jcollins28
11-10-04, 10:14 PM
Ask her to pour beer on herself.

BTW what kind of questions are you asking there Sean?..lol I have been able to get her to even show me the cure for cancer. You asking her to balance the budget or something?

Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:19 PM
Ask her to pour beer on herself.

BTW what kind of questions are you asking there Sean?..lol I have been able to get her to even show me the cure for cancer. You asking her to balance the budget or something?

I asked for whiskey, vodka, and something else, and each one came up with a shrug. I didn't have the volume on at work, didn't realize she talks. :D

Rob
11-10-04, 10:22 PM
I asked for whiskey, vodka, and something else, and each one came up with a shrug.
She knows what a screaming orgasm is though. No audio though.

Type in "get naked" for a laugh.

nrc
11-10-04, 10:23 PM
I asked for whiskey, vodka, and something else, and each one came up with a shrug. I didn't have the volume on at work, didn't realize she talks. :D

Whiskey? Vodka? You did read the name of the site, didn't you?

Ask her to do some math.

Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:27 PM
Whiskey? Vodka? You did read the name of the site, didn't you?

Ask her to do some math.

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Yeah, how foolish of me to think that a bartender could serve something other than beer. :D

Turn7
11-10-04, 10:30 PM
Ask about the wet tshirt contest.
:thumbup:

devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:31 PM
pillow fight

cat fight

kiss a girl

kiss a guy

lose the shorts

rock my world

lap dance

sing a song

chug a beer

jump

stretch

(more to come).....

Steve

devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:40 PM
lay on bar

kiss me

show your ass

serve a bottle

put your leg behind your head

lick a t**

pitcher

tap

Clown
11-10-04, 10:41 PM
Type in breasts :D

Sean O'Gorman
11-10-04, 10:41 PM
And people say I need a girlfriend...

:laugh:

Clown
11-10-04, 10:45 PM
Lose the top

devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:47 PM
And people say I need a girlfriend...

:laugh:

I think they're still saying it.

Clown
11-10-04, 10:48 PM
Handstand
Shoes
flash
:D

devilmaster
11-10-04, 10:53 PM
hair
laugh
pushup
cartwheel
phone

B3RACER1a
11-10-04, 11:03 PM
Must be a ton of traffic because I cant get it to load. The page comes up but not the bartender. :(

Clown
11-10-04, 11:03 PM
Make my dinner :(

Rob
11-10-04, 11:04 PM
spread
muscle

anait
11-10-04, 11:10 PM
Guys - seriously - go see a real girl. :rolleyes: :p :D

nrc
11-10-04, 11:16 PM
Guys - seriously - go see a real girl. :rolleyes: :p :D

Sure. Like you didn't try it. :)

anait
11-10-04, 11:17 PM
Not yet, no. But now that I've told hubby, I'm sure I'll get an eyeful. :rofl:

cart7
11-10-04, 11:43 PM
Ask her to eat a banana. ;)

Oh, and by the way, don't ask for any beer nuts. :laugh:

Michaelhatesfans
11-11-04, 03:11 AM
Hummer.

Michaelhatesfans
11-11-04, 03:19 AM
Guys - seriously - go see a real girl. :rolleyes: :p :D
Yeah, but this girl doesn't say things like, "Say, let's rent that Julia Roberts/Richard Gere movie tonight. Oh, and we need to tidy up, my mother is coming tomorrow - did I tell you that?"







:laugh:

Warlock!
11-11-04, 08:03 AM
Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Kiss a girl...

Lapdance...

Ahhhhh...

*closes web page and makes a real beer run*

oddlycalm
11-11-04, 04:27 PM
Typical blonde, can't do anything but shrug her shoulders at my questions. The only thing I got her to do was pull a lighter out. :thumdown:Never been to the ballet or to see the cheerleaders Sean...? ;)

Looks like the flotation devices came from Kmart on a blue light special though.... :thumdown:

oc

rabbit
11-11-04, 05:49 PM
Best link ever. :D

L1P1
11-11-04, 08:15 PM
I had to forward this on to some of my friends on a mailing list with the following note....

I am humbled.

I used to pride myself on my ability to recognize the true potential
of computer technologies. So back in college, after I had written a
clone of a (then famous) natural language recognition program
called Eliza - which impersonated a sort of psychanalytical drone, I
realized that the very same technology could be used in order to
hurl insults. I called that program 'Abuse'.

A couple of years later, in Omni magazine's Worst Scientific
Achievements of 1984, they listed a commercial natural language
recognition program called 'Abuse' which, guess what, hurled
insults back at its user. Did some contemptable dastardly villains
with access to the college mainframe upon which my program
resided steal my prize? Alone in my humble abode, I cried 'Foul!'.
But I comforted myself with the fact that the recognition of my idea
was, in fact, worthy of notice by such a fine scientific journal.

But today, gentlemen, I stand before you truly humbled. For I had
not even come close to grasping the full potential of natural
language recognition. I can only console myself with the fact that
noted artificial intelligence luminary Marvin Minsky apparently was
similarly oblivious.

And so, with that, I give you....

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

This ain't no Eliza.

Rob
11-11-04, 08:52 PM
tickle
jiggle
party

Ankf00
11-11-04, 09:10 PM
you guys are having way too much fun with this...

Clown
11-11-04, 09:25 PM
Beat Schumacher :(

Clown
11-11-04, 09:27 PM
Read :)

Classic Apex
11-12-04, 12:19 AM
:laugh:

rabbit
11-12-04, 12:37 AM
pretend

rabbit
11-12-04, 12:39 AM
tattoo

Audi_A4
11-12-04, 12:46 AM
holy crap :gomer: the creaters must have tonnes of spare time on their hands

Ankf00
11-12-04, 01:21 AM
integral

Michaelhatesfans
11-12-04, 01:25 AM
holy crap :gomer: the creaters must have tonnes of spare time on their hands
Unlike ourselves. :gomer:

:laugh:

Rob
11-12-04, 02:47 AM
rap :laugh:

Clown
11-12-04, 03:12 AM
rap :laugh:
:rofl: :laugh:

JoeBob
11-12-04, 07:20 PM
touch your toes

Dirty Sanchez
11-13-04, 05:49 PM
no one said "jedi"

here's the rest of 'em (http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/TammyClips.xml)