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Methanolandbrats
11-02-04, 11:26 PM
:eek: Damn, on SPEED now...gotta be a tranny......no way that's a chick.

Cam
11-02-04, 11:41 PM
and stuff....... :rolleyes:

Audi_A4
11-02-04, 11:59 PM
she is a nasty yard beast for sure

Jervis Tetch 1
11-03-04, 12:49 AM
Yeah, I saw her on Windbag. She's definitely no Amanda Peet, in fact she makes Sarah Fisher look downright appetizing :saywhat:

mapguy
11-03-04, 06:06 AM
Jervis is right. She does make DNFisher look somewhat palatable...

http://www.nopi.com/NDRA/2k3_gallery/bristol/Drivers/images/LISA%20KUBO%202.jpg

Ziggy
11-03-04, 06:59 AM
Who's the Zero pilot?

Clown
11-03-04, 09:01 AM
Haters :rolleyes:


I'd hit it :)

RTKar
11-03-04, 09:20 AM
Who's the Zero pilot?

:rofl:

Wheel-Nut
11-03-04, 10:24 AM
^^^ :rofl: :rofl:

Turn7
11-03-04, 10:50 AM
Ziggy, the only person that can make me laugh for 2 minutes straight by writting 5 words or less! :thumbup: :rofl:

Rogue Leader
11-03-04, 07:33 PM
Shes coyote ugly... if i woke up next to her id definitely chew my arm off to get away so as not to wake that beast!

Ed_Severson
11-03-04, 07:36 PM
1) Who the **** is she and why should I care?

2) Why is she wearing a shirt with her own name on it?

Ziggy
11-03-04, 07:41 PM
Why is she wearing a shirt with her own name on it?

Maybe shes a graduate of the Crash Alice school of self promotion????????

Joe in LA
11-04-04, 01:13 PM
This is what happens if you try to hire Lisa Kudrow and can't spell or speak clearly.

rabbit
11-04-04, 04:32 PM
2) Why is she wearing a shirt with her own name on it?Makes as much sense as wearing a shirt with somebody else's name on it.

"Right this way Mr. Bauer."
"Call me Eddie."

/still laughing at the Zero pilot line. :laugh:

cart7
11-04-04, 04:50 PM
/still laughing at the Zero pilot line. :laugh:

A day later and I'm still laughing.
:laugh:

Ankf00
11-04-04, 04:56 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Racewriter
11-04-04, 04:58 PM
I'd hit it :)

The one true post in the thread. :rofl:

Don't feel bad, if real life is like that picture, I would too...

stymie
11-04-04, 06:18 PM
Yeah, I saw her on Windbag. She's definitely no Amanda Peet, in fact she makes Sarah Fisher look downright appetizing :saywhat:

Now there is something yo don't hear everyday

RacinM3
11-04-04, 06:23 PM
"yard beast"....lol....I'll have to remember that one. :thumbup:

spirit_of_99
11-04-04, 06:37 PM
I found a couple more pictures. Apparently there isn't a lot of action in the pits at these events judging by where her pit crew is always looking. She apparently only owns t-shirts with her name on them. And "yard beast" is hilarious.

http://www.urbanracer.com/gallery/gallery/event_coverage/nhra/nhra_autotrader_sport_compact_nationals_8-8-03/0253.jpg

http://www.urbanracer.com/gallery/gallery/event_coverage/nhra/nhra_autotrader_sport_compact_nationals_8-8-03/0718.jpg

oddlycalm
11-04-04, 07:11 PM
Who's the Zero pilot?Umm.., that's her husband and tuner Gary Kubo as I recall Zig. :laugh:

On a less humorous note her Saturn may win a lot and run in the 7's with a 2.0L engine, but it's got to be the fugliest race car I've every seen. :thumdown:

oc

Rogue Leader
11-04-04, 07:17 PM
Yep the yard beast definitely got slapped with the ugly stick!

Audi_A4
11-05-04, 12:43 AM
"yard beast"....lol....I'll have to remember that one. :thumbup:
:gomer:

manic mechanic
11-05-04, 01:06 AM
Why is she wearing a shirt with her own name on it?

Maybe shes a graduate of the Crash Alice school of self promotion????????

aww Zig, you are just jealous because both of them are charter members of the "I'm WAAAY faster than Ziggy EVER WAS" club!! :p

So what if she isn't much to look at..There is plenty of that at an Import Drag Racing event. The bottom line is that she can drive (just don't ask if she can turn right or left at 200mph).

Judge her as you may, but I'd chance to say that a great percentage of us (in equal equipment) would probably wreck the car she handles very capably. ;)

manic

JohnHKart
11-08-04, 05:50 AM
Ok the pics here are worse than she looked on WindTunnel....I thought she looked ok on there but then again she's still somebody I wouldn't be going out with.

John

pchall
11-08-04, 08:40 AM
Who's the Zero pilot?

That's Lisa Kubo with her main squeeze standing at her right.

Jervis Tetch 1
11-08-04, 12:09 PM
Ah so. :gomer:

RTKar
11-08-04, 07:43 PM
Who's the Zero pilot?

Soburo Sakai ;)

Jervis Tetch 1
11-09-04, 10:10 AM
Soburo Sakai ;)
:D :thumbup:

Have you ever read Sakai's book "Samurai?"

One of the greatest war bios ever written and it gives a valuable account of what the Japanese pilots went through before, during and after (the few who survived) the war.

One of the all-time greats.

RTKar
11-09-04, 07:04 PM
:D :thumbup:

Have you ever read Sakai's book "Samurai?"

One of the greatest war bios ever written and it gives a valuable account of what the Japanese pilots went through before, during and after (the few who survived) the war.

One of the all-time greats.

No I haven't but WW2 is one of my favorite topics to read. Thanks for the tip.

JohnHKart
11-09-04, 07:17 PM
:D :thumbup:

Have you ever read Sakai's book "Samurai?"

One of the greatest war bios ever written and it gives a valuable account of what the Japanese pilots went through before, during and after (the few who survived) the war.

One of the all-time greats.


Yes....Great book and I've met the man actually in 1992. If all my pre digital photos weren't in storage I'd post one here.

John

overlandave
11-09-04, 07:33 PM
you guys just dont have any class-

manic, I agree with you (but then I usually do). when she was on Speedfreaks, she didn't have those braces and she didn't look half bad. then I saw her at Pomona this year and she actually looked really good. she is NOT as big as those pics make her out tobe. I didn't see her on the Windbag, so I can't comment there. but from the couple of times I HAVE seen her, she is better looking than Sarah Fishmouth.

she drives a FWD saturn- if any of us could get that beast (meaning the car) off the starting line even though it wants to transfer teh weight in the exact opposite direction, and then keep it straight and fast enough to break 8 seconds- sheesch, she's got to be a stud.

Ed_Severson
11-09-04, 07:41 PM
you guys just dont have any class

Guilty as charged. :gomer:


keep it straight and fast enough to break 8 seconds

BFD.

Sean O'Gorman
11-09-04, 07:52 PM
bla bla bla speed freaks bla bla bla im a tool

Typical overlandave post, I see.


she's got to be a stud.

You said it, not me. :eek:

Ankf00
11-09-04, 07:55 PM
you guys just dont have any class-

manic, I agree with you (but then I usually do). when she was on Speedfreaks, she didn't have those braces and she didn't look half bad. then I saw her at Pomona this year and she actually looked really good. she is NOT as big as those pics make her out tobe. I didn't see her on the Windbag, so I can't comment there. but from the couple of times I HAVE seen her, she is better looking than Sarah Fishmouth.

she drives a FWD saturn- if any of us could get that beast (meaning the car) off the starting line even though it wants to transfer teh weight in the exact opposite direction, and then keep it straight and fast enough to break 8 seconds- sheesch, she's got to be a stud.

how do you rate how good you are at what you do?

honestly, i'm curious.

how do you know you're not a complete tool at what you do?

i'm just curious...

JT265
11-09-04, 11:26 PM
you guys just dont have any class-

manic, I agree with you (but then I usually do). when she was on Speedfreaks, she didn't have those braces and she didn't look half bad. then I saw her at Pomona this year and she actually looked really good. she is NOT as big as those pics make her out tobe. I didn't see her on the Windbag, so I can't comment there. but from the couple of times I HAVE seen her, she is better looking than Sarah Fishmouth.

she drives a FWD saturn- if any of us could get that beast (meaning the car) off the starting line even though it wants to transfer teh weight in the exact opposite direction, and then keep it straight and fast enough to break 8 seconds- sheesch, she's got to be a stud.


A Saturn? A freaking Saturn?

So, she's a ricer-racer wannabe?

And she breaks 8 seconds in a pass? I'm afraid.

I'm very afraid. :laugh:

Helio thinks she's a stud too.