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B3RACER1a
10-29-04, 06:51 PM
:mad:

THis should be interesting. :D
How do you tell someone (who is all grown up) to chew with thier mouth closed?

Rob
10-29-04, 07:02 PM
Say "I didn't realize this is a see-food restaurant."
Eat twice as obnoxiously as this person. Snort, grunt, let food fall out onto your plate, whatever it takes.
Bribe a small child to walk up to your table and say "You're not supposed to chew with your mouth open, mister." Some kids don't give a second thought about being polite.

Wheel-Nut
10-29-04, 07:15 PM
You could say, "chew with your mouth closed."

oddlycalm
10-29-04, 08:58 PM
Just stop hanging out with EARL fans. ;)

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chop456
10-29-04, 11:03 PM
I used to work with a guy who was really, really bad with the barnyard eating. I'd always ask him "Is that a good (insert food item here) ?" He'd answer yes, then I'd say "Well it sure sounds good".