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Methanolandbrats
10-15-04, 03:44 PM
Another strange invention from Japan..................

Gadget Helps Bathroom-Bashful Women

By AIKO HAYASHI

TOKYO (AP) - When Naoko Ito uses a public bathroom, she cringes in embarrassment at the thought that other patrons can hear the sounds coming from her stall. That's when she turns to the ``Sound Princess.''

Ito, like a rapidly growing number of Japanese women, presses a device installed in public toilets to simulate the sound of water flushing - and mask the cruder noises of nature.

``I usually use the flushing sound when I go to a public bathroom, such as at a department store, because I get a bit self-conscious,'' said Ito, a 60-year-old waitress.

The device - a curious mix of Japanese bashfulness and modern technology - is spreading rapidly through public buildings and has now become standard equipment for new construction.


Leading toilet producer Toto Ltd. has sold 500,000 of their ``Sound Princess'' - ``Oto-Hime'' in Japanese - since 1988, and the company says orders surged 125 percent in 2003 alone.


``The core of our clientele is schools and companies,'' Toto spokeswoman Kumi Goto said. ``Japanese women are very embarrassed by the sounds they make in a toilet.''


There's another reason behind the increase in the gadgets: ecology. Women in Japan have traditionally flushed several times to cover up their noises, so the Sound Princess is saving water and cutting down on public building operators' utility bills.


The Sound Princess is fairly simple. The user passes her hand over a sensor, and the convincing sound of a torrent of water comes from a speaker.


Such gadgets might seem a dainty, modern excess of a shame-obsessed society, but the Sound Princess has deep roots in Japanese culture.


The Japanese are notoriously fastidious: the daily bath is practiced with near-religious fervor, and walking inside with your shoes on is considered filthy. The Japanese word for clean - ``kirei'' - also means beautiful.


And what happens in a bathroom stall is, well, among the dirtiest things that humans do.


Going to the toilet has been considered embarrassing and even shameful for women since ancient times in Japan, said Noriji Suzuki, a parasitologist at Kochi University Medical School.


``Sometimes you see people talking to each other over a stall in Western countries, but that would never happen in our culture,'' he said.


The trend is not limited to women these days. Some schools have done away with urinals because boys are increasingly too embarrassed to use the stalls, since going there would tell onlookers exactly what's going to happen next.


Tadafumi Morioka, a spokesman for another Japanese toilet maker, INAX Corp., said his company also started selling a similar product in 1988 amid concerns of wasted water.


He said the installment rate of such devices in modern skyscrapers in Japan is 100 percent. INAX's sales increased 25 percent in 2003, Morioka said, although he refused to give precise numbers.


``Most of the demands for the device come from public facility owners and managers including department stores and elementary and junior high schools,'' he said.


But for now, ``Oto-Hime'' seems to likely to remain for women only.


``I still haven't heard of men who say they want 'Oto-hime' in men's rooms,'' said Goto.



10/06/04 22:37


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4wheeldrifter
10-15-04, 04:24 PM
I love the Japanese. :laugh: :laugh:

Ankf00
10-15-04, 04:30 PM
the built-in ass washing water jet still takes the cake

4wheeldrifter
10-15-04, 04:31 PM
the built-in ass washing water jet still takes the cake

They certainly take their potty time very, very seriously.

JLMannin
10-15-04, 06:27 PM
the built-in ass washing water jet still takes the cake
The ass washer even has a crack dryer, for totally hands-off operation

B3RACER1a
10-15-04, 06:36 PM
I'd have mine sound like a 4.0 IRL engine on the rev limiter. :rofl:

Ankf00
10-15-04, 06:46 PM
The ass washer even has a crack dryer, for totally hands-off operation

cadillac of thrones

dando
10-15-04, 07:02 PM
Mens stalls soon to be outfitted with a machine that plays:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000JHFQ.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

:)

-Kevin

Michaelhatesfans
10-16-04, 02:53 AM
Hmm.

Personally, when I'm in a public stall I blow massive "farts" on my wrist so loud that it echoes around the room, trying to get my fellow customers to laugh. Helps to pass the time. :thumbup:

anait
10-19-04, 12:51 AM
^^^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oddlycalm
10-19-04, 03:12 PM
Yep, I can already visualize the mens model marketed in the US. It would have a built-in 100W amp with a sub-woofer and a four speaker array. The choice of sounds would include the sounds of an elephant experiencing post-colic relief, a major cow splat on a wet concrete dairy barn floor, a spillway at a hydroelectic dam, an audio clip from the John Hurt gut burst scene from "Alien", a Civil Defense air raid siren and an audio clip from the birth scene of "Rosemary's Baby." A USB 2.0 connetor would allow downloading new sound clips from an online library...

edit and of course the real grossout would be a 4.0 IRL engine on the rev limiter. as B3RACER1a suggested.

oc

TKGAngel
10-19-04, 07:23 PM
In high school (all girls), most of my classmates, if they were doing something noisy, just turned on the hand dryer to serve as background noise. Heaven forbid someone hear you go potty. :rolleyes: