Mario on Letterman 10/04

[Dvdb]

Presenting the Top Ten list according to the Wahoo Gazette.

Annette Bening, too.........yowzahootie. :D

[nrc]

Once upon a time we could have expected some IRL zingers. Now... :/

[pchall]

Annette Bening, too.........yowzahootie. :D

These days she'd need to pay Janet Jackson's costume designer double to get more than a yawn.

[Clown]

Dear Dave,

Go **** yourself and the Earl

Signed,
Your once number 1 fan

:shakehead

[G.]

was this last night, or is it tonight? Bening is on tonight.

[G.]

Top Ten Things Auto Racing Has Taught Me presented by Mario Andretti


10. How to take the Arby's drive-thru at 135 miles an hour.

9. Chicks can't resist a guy who smells like motor oil.

8. How many of you losers know what a wicker bill is?

7. You can go to some fancy racing school, but here's all you need to know--stand on it.

6. I'd trade everything for a talking car like Knight Rider.

5. You can win the Daytona 500 and still have no idea how to check your oil.

4. My grandkids could sleep in until two minutes before school starts and I'd still get them there on time.

3. Even if you're one of the best race car drivers of all time, you still have to do crap like this.

2. Although it has nothing to do with racing, here's one thing I know--The 2004 Yankees are going all the way, am I right, people?

1. Never get in a car with Letterman--he's nuts.

[TKGAngel]

8. How many of you losers know what a wicker bill is?



The Boss-Emeritus of this forum? :)

[anait]

9. Chicks can't resist a guy who smells like motor oil.

:rofl: :o :laugh: Yup, gotta love it.