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pchall
08-22-04, 11:42 AM
Klink: What can I do for you today, Capt. Hogan?
Hogan: I was wondering what would happen to your love of Grand Prix racing after the war?
Klink: Like any good German, I will cheer for the German drivers in the German cars.
Hogan: And what about a German driver in an Italian car?
Klink: That will never happen.
Hogan: If it did, how would you manage your fan@zicism?
Klink: I would request that our beloved Führer appoint me as Bürgermeister of Indianapolis, where racing will forever remain Aryan and pure.
Hogan: I see, sir. Thankyou for your insights. Sayonara.

Exit Col. Hogan, after kowtowing to Klink, while whistling the tune Brazil

Clown
08-22-04, 11:09 PM
Mmmmmm glue :saywhat:

formulaben
08-23-04, 12:40 AM
Yep, I'm ready for this week's Truth too! TIA, cam!!! ;)