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pchall
05-09-04, 07:34 AM
Double your Foyts and double your Foytility,
The Merry Month of May begins today.

devilmaster
05-09-04, 07:35 AM
Whats the over/under for wrecked tubs by the Foyts?

Steve

pchall
05-09-04, 04:03 PM
After two hours of practice there have been 19 crapwagons on track (including a couple of T cars).

Not a Foyt in sight. They must be sandbagging.

pchall
05-09-04, 07:05 PM
Day 1

33 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 32.3673 73.3210 122.748 3 D/T/F Pit

JT265
05-09-04, 07:59 PM
Day 1

33 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 32.3673 73.3210 122.748 3 D/T/F Pit

That's fast PC.

Isn't the speed limit on 465 still 65mph?

That boy's gonna get his ass tossed in jail, unless he slows down some. ;)

DaveL
05-09-04, 08:32 PM
Day 1

33 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 32.3673 73.3210 122.748 3 D/T/F Pit

IV is just practicing his expected race pace.

Madmaxfan2
05-10-04, 11:48 AM
The great Foyt team will blow their engines. AJ will select a low gear to scoot his kids out of the turns to scare em and run decent speeds, but the engines will protest hitting the rev. limiter too much and blow! That is futulity!

pchall
05-10-04, 04:27 PM
Late afternoon update:

19 Kosuke Matsuura (55) 0.8011 41.8272 215.171 14 G/H/F
20 Al Unser Jr. (20) 0.9530 41.9791 214.392 27 D/C/F Pit
21 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 0.9545 41.9806 214.385 7 D/T/F Pit
22 Sarah Fisher (39) 1.0164 42.0425 214.069 32 D/T/F Pit
23 Mark Taylor (2T) 1.0188 42.0449 214.057 6 D/C/F
24 Dario Franchitti (27) 1.1911 42.2172 213.183 4 D/H/F Pit
25 Marty Roth (25) 4.8498 45.8759 196.181 3 D/T/F
26 Test Transponder (101) 1:10.9542 111.9803 80.371 1 Pit


At least AJ4 is faster than Test Transponder today. ;)

B3RACER1a
05-10-04, 06:44 PM
Gordon whacked the wall just now.

rabbit
05-10-04, 07:10 PM
That's fast PC.

Isn't the speed limit on 465 still 65mph?

That boy's gonna get his ass tossed in jail, unless he slows down some. ;)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

pchall
05-10-04, 07:49 PM
Day 2: Larry steps up

25 Roger Yasukawa (16T) 0.9731 41.8264 215.175 6 G/H/F Pit
26 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 0.9966 41.8499 215.054 30 D/T/F Pit
27 Sarah Fisher (39) 1.0063 41.8596 215.004 55 D/T/F Pit
28 Larry Foyt (41) 2.4196 43.2729 207.982 7 D/T/F Pit
29 Marty Roth (25) 3.2269 44.0802 204.173 16 D/T/F Pit
30 Tora Takagi (12) 4.3465 45.1998 199.116 1 D/T/F Pit

Racewriter
05-10-04, 08:09 PM
27 drivers on the track today...I can feel the qualifying tension clear over in Kansas City...

Railbird
05-10-04, 08:17 PM
Mad Dog Marty Roth got a little behind on his steering also.

Racewriter
05-10-04, 08:37 PM
Mad Dog Marty Roth got a little behind on his steering also.

Roth lost it running 16 MPH off the pace? :rofl:

sundaydriver2
05-10-04, 08:50 PM
He must be taking driving lessons from Scott Dixon. :laugh:

cart7
05-10-04, 10:04 PM
M A R T Y R O T H



Born: Dec. 15, 1958
Hometown: Toronto
Resides: Toronto
Ht./Wt.: 6-0 170
Children: Bianca, Adam, Sonia

2003
In the IRL's Manards Infiniti Pro Series entered six races with three top ten finishes.Weren't there only 11 cars running the series last year?

At the end of the 2003 season bought the Panther Racing Pro series cars and equipment to form his team which will run under the Roth Racing banner in the 2004 season.

2002
In persuit of the Indy Racing League:
Entered the Infinity Pro Series with a best finish of 4th place at Chicagoland and three other top-ten finishes in a total of six races. Passed Indy Racing League rookie test.How do you not finish in the top 10 in an IPS race?

1990
Competed in the Indy Lights series. Earned four top-five results, including a third-place finish at the Molson Indy Vancouver.

1989
Competed for Stuart Moore Racing in the Indy Lights series. Earned a best finish of fourth at Nazareth Speedway. Completed four days of Indy car testing in Savannah, Ga. Drove a Ford Mustang Probe in the 24 Hours of Daytona, finishing ninth in the GTP class.

1988
Graduated to Indy Lights competition, finishing 11th in his series debut at the Molson Indy Toronto.

1987
Made Canadian Formula Ford 2000 series debut with Brian Stewart Racing.

1975-1982
Raced various classes of motorcycles, establishing a new track record at Gimli (Manitoba) Raceway. Finished 10th at Daytona International Speedway on a Kawasaki 1000 Superbike.



Another legends of the Brickyard in the making. I'm sure that gap between 1990 and 2002 was the USAC years he omitted. That or he was selling Amway door to door. :gomer:

4wheeldrifter
05-11-04, 07:47 AM
Thanks, Cart7. I was just axing myself "what's a 'Marty Roth' "?

Now, what's a "Mark Taylor"?

For your enjoyment......

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRL_INDY_500.sff_NAA108_20040510190006.jpg

AJ still hasn't missed a meal I see. :eek:

Wheel-Nut
05-11-04, 04:36 PM
21 Sarah Fisher (39) 1.0589 41.6533 216.069 48 D/T/F Pit

22 Al Unser Jr. (20) 1.0905 41.6849 215.906 37 D/C/F Pit

23 Tora Takagi (12T) 1.2112 41.8056 215.282 23 D/T/F Pit

24 Felipe Giaffone (24T) 1.2405 41.8349 215.131 14 D/C/F Pit

25 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 1.4250 42.0194 214.187 4 D/T/F Pit

26 Robby Gordon (70T) 1.4325 42.0269 214.149 9 D/C/F Pit

27 Scott Sharp (8T) 1.4938 42.0882 213.837 20 D/T/F

28 Larry Foyt (41) 1.6335 42.2279 213.129 25 G/T/F Pit

29 Marty Roth (25) 3.5145 44.1089 204.040 25 D/T/F

30 Sam Hornish Jr. (6T) 10.3295 50.9239 176.734 4 D/T/F Pit



5/11/04
Larry has "picked it up" a bit!

Mr. Vengeance
05-11-04, 04:44 PM
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRL_INDY_500.sff_NAA108_20040510190006.jpg


Kwality Tewls.

All of 'em.

pchall
05-11-04, 04:57 PM
Marty Roth is making a serious challenge for DFL. Another spin today and is stuck at 204+.

pchall
05-11-04, 07:54 PM
Day 3:

22 20 Unser Jr, Al D/C/F 41.6341 216.169 71 83
23 39 Fisher, Sarah D/T/F 41.6533 216.069 48 79
24 24T Giaffone, Felipe D/C/F 41.7222 215.712 19 20
25 12T Takagi, Tora D/T/F 41.8056 215.282 23 61
26 14 Foyt IV, AJ D/T/F 41.8999 214.798 42 46
27 70T Gordon, Robby D/C/F 42.0269 214.149 9 21
28 8T Sharp, Scott D/T/F 42.0882 213.837 20 43
29 41 Foyt, Larry G/T/F 42.2279 213.129 25 53
30 25 Roth, Marty D/T/F 44.1089 204.040 25 26
31 6T Hornish Jr, Sam D/T/F 50.9239 176.734 4 5


Flippy Giaffone found the T4 wall today.

Lizzerd
05-11-04, 08:18 PM
This Marty Roth fella has no business being there. 17mph off the pace, and he spun again today. Even Derek Daley said on the local news (channel 8) that any race car driver should be extremely nervous being anywhere near this guy on a race track. Something like that...

Anteater
05-11-04, 10:31 PM
Thanks, Cart7. I was just axing myself "what's a 'Marty Roth' "?

What 4wheeldrifter said. The guy hasn't exactly set the racing world on fire! :D I just hope he doesn't prove to be too much of a hazard, since there's no Bump Day to keep him out of the field.

Cam
05-11-04, 10:40 PM
This Marty Roth fella has no business being there.

He smacked the North Shute wall for the second day in a row today..... One would think that one would learn from ones mistakes....

sundaydriver2
05-11-04, 10:44 PM
He smacked the North Shute wall for the second day in a row today..... One would think that one would learn from ones mistakes....


Where's Juan's grandmother when you need her?? :gomer:

Steve99
05-12-04, 01:04 AM
Whose car did Giaffone trash?

Lizzerd
05-12-04, 01:06 AM
He smacked the North Shute wall for the second day in a row today..... One would think that one would learn from ones mistakes....

The scary thing is... He's going to QUALIFY!

devilmaster
05-12-04, 02:58 AM
The scary thing is... He's going to QUALIFY!

Not if he blows through cars like AJ blows through sammiches.

Steve

theunions
05-12-04, 03:06 AM
Whose car did Giaffone trash?

He replaced Buhl at D&R - not sure if it was the 24 or 24T.

pchall
05-12-04, 04:01 PM
3pm and no Foyts in sight.

Does AJ know something? Like, everybody gets in?

pchall
05-12-04, 07:35 PM
Day 4

Both Foyts MIA.

Kidnapped by aliens?
Hired by Williams?
Put down behind the barn at Calumet Farms?

Your guess is as good as mine.

B3RACER1a
05-12-04, 07:42 PM
Does AJ know something? Like, everybody gets in?

Just maybe! :rofl:

4wheeldrifter
05-13-04, 07:52 AM
Day 4

Both Foyts MIA.

Kidnapped by aliens?
Hired by Williams?
Put down behind the barn at Calumet Farms?

Your guess is as good as mine.

I think they heard Kevin Cogan was TBA #13 and ran and hid behind Grampy.

pchall
05-13-04, 04:48 PM
Almost 5pm EDT and Marty Roth is fighting it out with Sarah Fisher for DFL.

More Futility when I find time to look it up.

Wheel-Nut
05-13-04, 04:54 PM
Almost 5pm EDT and Marty Roth is fighting it out with Sarah Fisher for DFG.

More Futility when I find time to look it up.

As of 4pm CDT.


15 Dario Franchitti (27T) 0.7726 41.5375 216.672 7 D/H/F Pit
16 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 1.0438 41.8087 215.266 29 D/T/F Pit
17 Scott Sharp (8) 1.1378 41.9027 214.783 22 D/T/F
18 Larry Foyt (41) 1.1550 41.9199 214.695 30 G/T/F Pit
19 Tora Takagi (12T) 1.2826 42.0475 214.044 26 D/T/F Pit
20 Al Unser Jr. (20) 1.4497 42.2146 213.196 23 D/C/F Pit
21 Ed Carpenter (52T) 1.7268 42.4917 211.806 4 D/C/F Pit
22 Marty Roth (25) 2.0040 42.7689 210.433 23 D/T/F Pit
23 Sarah Fisher (39) 2.3660 43.1309 208.667 6 D/T/F Pit

pchall
05-13-04, 07:28 PM
As of 4pm CDT.


15 Dario Franchitti (27T) 0.7726 41.5375 216.672 7 D/H/F Pit
16 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 1.0438 41.8087 215.266 29 D/T/F Pit
17 Scott Sharp (8) 1.1378 41.9027 214.783 22 D/T/F
18 Larry Foyt (41) 1.1550 41.9199 214.695 30 G/T/F Pit
19 Tora Takagi (12T) 1.2826 42.0475 214.044 26 D/T/F Pit
20 Al Unser Jr. (20) 1.4497 42.2146 213.196 23 D/C/F Pit
21 Ed Carpenter (52T) 1.7268 42.4917 211.806 4 D/C/F Pit
22 Marty Roth (25) 2.0040 42.7689 210.433 23 D/T/F Pit
23 Sarah Fisher (39) 2.3660 43.1309 208.667 6 D/T/F Pit

Day 5:

22 Dario Franchitti (27T) 0.8423 41.5375 216.672 7 D/H/F
23 Tora Takagi (12) 0.8471 41.5423 216.647 17 D/T/F
24 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 0.9689 41.6641 216.013 43 D/T/F
25 Larry Foyt (41) 1.2247 41.9199 214.695 30 G/T/F
26 Tora Takagi (12T) 1.3523 42.0475 214.044 26 D/T/F
27 Marty Roth (25) 2.0737 42.7689 210.433 23 D/T/F
28 Sarah Fisher (39) 2.4357 43.1309 208.667 6 D/T/F
29 Dan Wheldon (26T) 3.4192 44.1144 204.015 1 D/H/F
30 Kosuke Matsuura (55) 29.5502 70.2454 128.122 1 G/H/F


Marty and Sarah still going at it for DFL, while Larry, AJ4 and Tora battle for worst of the rest.

FanofMario
05-13-04, 07:30 PM
Sharpie did his usual 'back in the wall' routine after 5 today. What a quality guy! :gomer:

An alarming report tonight from WTHR was a clip of Mario "advising" Mikey and Company. :shakehead Tomorrow night they are promoting Mario's flip of last year and touring his new house. I guess blood is thicker than water but it sure hurts this fan to see him there.
Another observation was from the WTHR skycam. Granted it was shakey weather today, but there was absolutely nobody there for "happy hour." I'm sure Dave Calabro will be questioned for having so many empties shown on a live telecast. :gomer:

Sean O'Gorman
05-13-04, 08:31 PM
Another observation was from the WTHR skycam. Granted it was shakey weather today, but there was absolutely nobody there for "happy hour." I'm sure Dave Calabro will be questioned for having so many empties shown on a live telecast. :gomer:

The only time I've paid attention so far was for about 5 minutes on Tuesday and 15 minutes yesterday. Beautiful weather, but not a fan in sight. But according to Rahal, the buzz is back. :shakehead

Steve99
05-14-04, 12:19 AM
Day 5:

22 Dario Franchitti (27T) 0.8423 41.5375 216.672 7 D/H/F
23 Tora Takagi (12) 0.8471 41.5423 216.647 17 D/T/F
24 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 0.9689 41.6641 216.013 43 D/T/F


Looks like Dario is fighting to stay ahead of Tora and 4th.

pchall
05-14-04, 07:29 AM
Looks like Dario is fighting to stay ahead of Tora and 4th.


I think that all of us would look sad and struggle if our career presented us the drastic choice of banging the wall at Indy and banging Ashley.

Wheel-Nut
05-14-04, 05:22 PM
5-14-04

1 Sarah Fisher (39) 42.3298 212.616 2 D/T/F Pit
2 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 4.1364 46.4662 193.689 2 D/T/F Pit
3 Bruno Junqueira (36) 27.3843 69.7141 129.099 1 G/H/F Pit
4 Buddy Rice (15) 43.8810 86.2108 104.395 1 G/H/F Pit

pchall
05-14-04, 07:58 PM
5-14-04

1 Sarah Fisher (39) 42.3298 212.616 2 D/T/F Pit
2 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 4.1364 46.4662 193.689 2 D/T/F Pit
3 Bruno Junqueira (36) 27.3843 69.7141 129.099 1 G/H/F Pit
4 Buddy Rice (15) 43.8810 86.2108 104.395 1 G/H/F Pit


Rain, rain go away,
Come again on race day!

Looks like a very green track for morning practice groups tomorrow.

Lizzerd
05-14-04, 08:18 PM
Wow, Sarah P1 on the chart for the day. I wonder if that's ever happened before. Nah...

Rogue Leader
05-15-04, 06:46 PM
Larry Foyt's qualifying speed is 2 mph slower than the slowest person (including Sarah Fisher). I think I could ride a bike around there faster than him. why is this yambag allowed in a race car??

this pisses me off

thanks tony you suck :flame:

cart7
05-15-04, 06:52 PM
Larry's a field filler. They'll need all the help they can get to get to 33 this year. That includes Barnhart turning his head the other way and letting Marty "the legend" Roth make a qualifying run. :shakehead

Rogue Leader
05-15-04, 06:57 PM
Larry's a field filler. They'll need all the help they can get to get to 33 this year. That includes Barnhart turning his head the other way and letting Marty "the legend" Roth make a qualifying run. :shakehead

Marty isnt qualified to operate a Golf cart let alone an Indy Car. :rolleyes:

pchall
05-15-04, 07:14 PM
Pole Day

1 B. Rice (15) 2m 42.1445s 222.024 G/H/F Qualified
...
19 S. Fisher (39) 4.6992 0.483 2m 46.8437s 215.771 D/T/F Qualified
20 S. Sharp (8T) 4.804 0.1048 2m 46.9485s 215.635 D/T/F Qualified
21 A. FoytIV (14) 5.879 1.075 2m 48.0235s 214.256 D/T/F Qualified
22 L. Foyt (41) 6.6499 0.7709 2m 48.7944s 213.277 G/T/F Qualified


Twenty-two qualifiers and Foyt Racing has the two slowest. Cars were waving off 5+mph faster all afternoon. The only driver who might take a slower time than the Foyts in the next two days would be Marty Roth.

DaveL
05-16-04, 12:17 AM
Having the 2 Flyin' Foyts behind her is going to make Sarah's annual charge to the back that much harder this year. But somehow I know she'll overcome this.

Lizzerd
05-16-04, 12:31 AM
Having the 2 Flyin' Foyts behind her is going to make Sarah's annual charge to the back that much harder this year. But somehow I know she'll overcome this.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wheel-Nut
05-16-04, 12:40 PM
Now that Larry has qualified fir the I500 does he get provisional points for the Brickyard 400?

pchall
05-16-04, 02:23 PM
Having the 2 Flyin' Foyts behind her is going to make Sarah's annual charge to the back that much harder this year. But somehow I know she'll overcome this.

Instant traffic!

pchall
05-16-04, 08:05 PM
Everybody who qualified today was faster than the slowest Foyt.

2nd Day

23 B. Herta (7T) 1.5877 -5.0622 2m 43.7322s 219.871 D/H/F
24 A. Barron (51T) 2.3623 0.7746 2m 44.5068s 218.836 D/C/F 2nd Day
25 F. Giaffone (24) 4.3223 1.9600 2m 46.4668s 216.259 D/C/F 2nd Day
26 T. Takagi (12) 5.7939 1.4716 2m 47.9384s 214.364 D/T/F 2nd Day

Sean O'Gorman
05-16-04, 11:40 PM
Why on earth did those guys wait until the second day? What benefit is there from starting in farther back with a faster time?

Rogue Leader
05-16-04, 11:52 PM
Why on earth did those guys wait until the second day? What benefit is there from starting in farther back with a faster time?

Herta smacked the wall trying yesterday, I dunno about the rest...

FCYTravis
05-16-04, 11:54 PM
Barron, Herta and Giaffone all wrecked on Pole Day.

Madmaxfan2
05-17-04, 09:09 AM
I do not remember where I read this but, AJ Jr. ( the ole man) said that he was setting up the rear wings at a high angle to make it stable for his son and grandson for qualifying. This virtually guarantee's the continuence of the Foyt Futility watch for this month of May. When asked about whether the high attack angle wing strategy might endanger whether his enteries make the race, sammich man said that would not be a problem. :gomer:

Steve99
05-17-04, 11:44 AM
Barron, Herta and Giaffone all wrecked on Pole Day.

That'll slow you down.

So is Larry Foyt going to be on the bubble all day on Fill Day?

4wheeldrifter
05-17-04, 11:47 AM
That'll slow you down.

So is Larry Foyt going to be on the bubble all day on Fill Day?

Not if Marty Roth has anything to say about it. :thumbup:

pchall
05-21-04, 08:46 AM
AJ4 spun in turn 3 Thursday and found the wall. I bet that puts a dent in the sammich budget. ;)

Steve99
05-21-04, 12:00 PM
Thumbs up for Fourth.

I hope A.J. knows where that car came from, so he can get it replaced. Did he get it at WalMart?

pchall
05-21-04, 02:31 PM
Thumbs up for Fourth.

I hope A.J. knows where that car came from, so he can get it replaced. Did he get it at WalMart?


Heck no. He gets them special from Sears. Crapsman quality, ya know.

Steve99
05-21-04, 02:52 PM
Not sure he can afford Sears quality anymore.

pchall
05-22-04, 12:49 PM
Fun rumor from somewhere not to be named:

5/22/04

Foyt may fire his grandson. We have been saying for two years now that AJ
Foyt IV is riding on his grandfather's coattails and is in way over his
head. Well it seems grandpa is finally starting to realize it. According
to TrackSide Online, there may be problems brewing in the Foyt garage. "A.J.
is on A.J. IV. He just told the team to take the car in and he will get
someone else to drive. He again said that if Foyt IV is not careful he is
going to be watching the race from the grandstand."

:rofl:

fourrunner
05-22-04, 01:03 PM
I read that .... TOOOO Funny!!!

Could you picture THAT headline in Crapwagonland !!

FOYT FIRES NAMESAKE ... SAYS HE DOESN"T LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES

like Granddaddy like grandson !!

:gomer:

EDwardo
05-22-04, 01:08 PM
Fun rumor from somewhere not to be named:

5/22/04

Foyt may fire his grandson.....
:rofl:

And I was about to suggest an over under for the
Foyt family. Possibilities are endless.
Which one will pass the other one first. (or no passes at all)
first out
first to pass or be passed by Sarah.
first to be lapped
first to hit the wall
first to be smacked by Foyt the eldest
and the longshot bet, will either be bumped if bumping actually happens?

pchall
05-24-04, 06:37 AM
Wow.

Four cars slower than AJ4 and two slower than Larry. The old guy must be proud.

Madmaxfan2
05-24-04, 09:32 AM
Wow.

Four cars slower than AJ4 and two slower than Larry. The old guy must be proud.

0r the whole Indy field is just that lame.

Madmaxfan2
05-24-04, 09:39 AM
I think we are looking at this futility thing wrong. AJ knows how dumbed down both NASCAR and the IRL has become. He knows he does not have the cubic $$$ to get to the top. Why not hire the family as drivers? Talent is not neccessary to quality, and family is cheap help. Given that, in some quarters in the penny wise- pound foolish world we live in, that strategy might be considered clever!

Wheel-Nut
05-27-04, 02:53 PM
Carb Day Futility


AJ4 only 1.9 seconds slower than fast man of the day, that former sprint car ace, Kosuke Matsuura!


Larry clocks in only 1.4 seconds off the pace!


Something else I noticed. Larry is in a G Force and four is in a Dallara. Could they make it anymore difficult?

pchall
05-27-04, 04:20 PM
Carb Day Futility

24 Larry Foyt (41) 1.4036 42.4572 211.978
25 Scott Sharp (8) 1.4634 42.5170 211.680
26 Ed Carpenter (52) 1.4842 42.5378 211.577
27 Tora Takagi (12) 1.4868 42.5404 211.564
28 PJ Jones (98) 1.5660 42.6196 211.170
29 A.J. Foyt IV (14) 1.8168 42.8704 209.935


If this is anywhere near where the lap speeds will be on race day they might be lapped before the first pit stops. If they don't find the wall first.

Madmaxfan2
05-27-04, 04:30 PM
AJ Sr. still collects the starting money, despite whether they crash or get lapped before the first pit stop. The old man keeps going because he does not know what to do with himself otherwise. Unlike Mario, who developed a few hobbies outside of racing, like making wine and doing public appearences.

DaveL
05-30-04, 02:50 PM
IV has stuffed it into the wall and will finish 33rd.

I knew we could count on Foitility come raceday.

pchall
05-30-04, 02:57 PM
IV has stuffed it into the wall and will finish 33rd.

I knew we could count on Foitility come raceday.


AJ4! to save the day!
There's lots of Foitility today!

EDwardo
05-30-04, 03:08 PM
Larry stopping in the wrong pit was amusing.

EDwardo
05-30-04, 03:23 PM
AJ sr on the 4th: "He just ran out of brains today".

Sean O'Gorman
05-30-04, 03:23 PM
Larry stopping in the wrong pit was amusing.

A.J. yelling at the crew to get Larry's car out of the pits was even more amusing.

Sean O'Gorman
05-30-04, 03:31 PM
IV has stuffed it into the wall and will finish 33rd.

I knew we could count on Foitility come raceday.

From the sounds of things, AJ4 might not have last place locked up. Perhaps hes going for the Greg Ray award. :D

TrueBrit
05-30-04, 03:43 PM
A.J. yelling at the crew to get Larry's car out of the pits was even more amusing.


That was an absolute classic!!! "Push him out and go around agin!!! Push him out!....HEY! HEY!!!!"...Fargin hysterical...!!! :rofl:

JT265
05-30-04, 04:11 PM
That was an absolute classic!!! "Push him out and go around agin!!! Push him out!....HEY! HEY!!!!"...Fargin hysterical...!!! :rofl:

Crew: "Just let us finish our ice cream AJ."

:rofl:

Wheel-Nut
05-30-04, 04:56 PM
Larry into the wall and 4 has retired. and that will conclude Foyt Futility at Indy 2004.

good night!

DaveL
05-30-04, 04:58 PM
Kudos to Larry for making a team and family effort :thumbup:

Sean O'Gorman
05-30-04, 04:59 PM
Larry into the wall and 4 has retired. and that will conclude Foyt Futility at Indy 2004.

good night!

Its not over yet, we still haven't seen A.J. Foyt interviewed again. :laugh:

Spicoli
05-30-04, 04:59 PM
Crap - i wish i could have seen that.

pchall
05-30-04, 05:04 PM
Crap - i wish i could have seen that.


Just awakened for the replay. O! the Foitility! :rofl:

pchall
05-30-04, 05:12 PM
They call him Mr. Ed!

Which way to the glue factory?

:rofl:

pchall
05-30-04, 06:25 PM
Marty Roth just narrowed the track width on his Dallara.
:gomer:

oddlycalm
05-30-04, 08:53 PM
Larry into the wall and 4 has retired. and that will conclude Foyt Futility at Indy 2004.

As inevitable as death and taxes. :D

oc

racermike
05-30-04, 09:27 PM
both Foyts finish DFL

there could not have been a more secure bet in Vegas

Railbird
05-30-04, 09:34 PM
I was scanning the ABC spotters, by lap two they were shouting to keep a camera on IV.


and I don't think they were expecting a charge to the front

Hink
05-30-04, 10:21 PM
Well - the Foyts surely made the greatest spectacle of themselves.

pchall
05-31-04, 12:01 PM
Cribbed from the Star:

Bad day

A.J. Foyt IV had a difficult day. Driving a car owned by his grandfather and four-time Indy 500 winner A.J. Foyt, the younger Foyt hit the wall on the 10th lap.

After a 1 hour, 47-minute rain delay, Foyt returned to the track. During the restart, the elder Foyt barked, "What's going on Anthony, you ready? You're going to be lapped if you don't get going. (Bleep), I told you it was green.

"Come on down to the bottom and let 'em all go by, then pick it up."

A few laps after the restart, it wasn't much better.

Foyt: "This is what I've been telling you all month, you gotta accelerate when you get out there and not jack around. Now what's the car doing?"

A.J. IV: "I can't really tell you what the car's doing because there are cars all around the racetrack."

Foyt: "The best thing to do is just park it because for some reason you just jack around out there."

fourrunner
05-31-04, 12:15 PM
I feel so bad for AJ IV and Larry.....

You get a chance to do something you want to do , and you get to do it for one of the Greatest Names in Motorsports ... and better yet ... your related..

But then you realize that your dealing with a border line Phsychotic!! :eek:

Racewriter
05-31-04, 02:55 PM
At some point, you do have to feel bad for AJ IV and Larry. They're bad - and AJ IV has been isolated from serious competition throughout his career - but I'm not sure that they deserve the A-hole treatment they're getting from their "car owner."

DaveL
05-31-04, 03:22 PM
At some point, you do have to feel bad for AJ IV and but I'm not sure that they deserve the A-hole treatment they're getting from their "car owner."

They are getting the same treatment any other driver got from AJ. Small wonder he can only get his untalented kids to drive for him anymore.

Madmaxfan2
05-31-04, 06:55 PM
Amazing, Foyt the ole man can't give his family guns a safe set up. PUSH,PUSH goes the red crapwagons.

Ziggy
05-31-04, 07:34 PM
You guys are missing the beauty of all of this. Anthony's crew pushing his car back into Gasoline Alley, right under the jumbotron while Lightning Larry stacks it up. They actually stopped to watch it

Ziggy

racermike
05-31-04, 07:39 PM
Amazing, Foyt the ole man can't give his family guns a safe set up. PUSH,PUSH goes the red crapwagons.

For some reason, I knew that Larrys sponsor, "BAM", was not a good omen.

Having a sponsor on the car that sounds the same as when you smack the wall, is asking for trouble.

4wheeldrifter
06-01-04, 08:38 AM
You guys are missing the beauty of all of this. Anthony's crew pushing his car back into Gasoline Alley, right under the jumbotron while Lightning Larry stacks it up. They actually stopped to watch it

Ziggy

I hadn't noticed this.

Actually I was down the hall on the 'putey when the race started. Wife stolls by the computer room and I axe her if the race is on yet. She said that they're under yellow. I says "for who". She says "I dunno, I think one of the Foyts". I about spit water on the screen. Then Larry.

Poor Bastiges. Wouldn't have wanted to be them for all the sammitches in the world at that point. :shakehead

Steve99
06-01-04, 11:56 AM
Wow, this edition of the Foty Futility Watch will be hard to surpass! Maybe if Foyt runs 3 cars?

pchall
06-01-04, 02:14 PM
Wow, this edition of the Foty Futility Watch will be hard to surpass! Maybe if Foyt runs 3 cars?


Maybe they can supersize a Dallara tub and slip AJ Hisself into it next year with the help of Tony's supply of Astroglide?