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racer2c
01-15-04, 03:32 PM
Most people got married in June because they took their
yearly bath in May and were still smelling pretty good by June. However,
they were starting to be fragrant, so brides carried a bouquet of
flowers.

* * * *
Baths equaled a big tub filled with hot water. The man
of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the
other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all
the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could Actually lose
someone in it. Hence the saying: "Don't throw the baby out with the
bath water,"

* * * *
Houses had thatched roofs. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
pets ... dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs lived in
the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals
would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats
and dogs,"

* * * *
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This
posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could
really mess up your nice clean bed. So, they found if they made beds
with big posts and hung a sheet over the top, it addressed that problem.
Hence "those beautiful big 4 poster beds with canopies."

* * *
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than
dirt, Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors which
would get slippery in the winter when wet. So they spread thresh on the
floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on they kept adding
more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping
outside. A piece of wood was placed at the entryway. Hence, a "thresh
hold,

* * * *
They cooked in the kitchen in a big kettle that always hung over
the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.They
mostly ate vegetables and didn't get much meat. They would eat the stew
for dinner leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then
start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been
in there for a week or so. Hence the rhyme:
"peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold,
peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

* * * *
Sometimes they could obtain pork and would feel really special
When that happened. When company came over, they would bring out some
bacon and hang it to show it off. It was a sign of wealth and that a man
"could really bring home the bacon," They would cut off a little to
share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

* * *
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid
content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food. This happened
most often with tomatoes, so they stopped eating tomatoes... for 400
years.
Most people didn't have pewter plates, but had trencher-a piece of
wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. Trenchers were never
washed and a lot of times worms got into the wood. After eating off
wormy trenchers, they would get "trench mouth."

* * * *
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt
bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top,
or the "upper crust."

* * * *
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would
sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the
road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were
laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would
gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

* * * *
England is old and small, and they started running out of places
to bury people. So, they would dig up coffins and would take their bones
to a house and reuse the grave. In reopening these coffins, one out of
25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they
realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would
tie a string on their wrist and lead it through the coffin and up
through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out
in the graveyard all night to listen for the bell. Hence on the
"graveyard shift" they would know that someone was "saved by the bell"
or he was a "dead ringer."

lone_groover
01-15-04, 04:16 PM
Hey, aren't tomatos New World fruit?

Anywayz....this is FUNKED UP!

YUCK!

:eek:

cartcanuck
01-15-04, 04:25 PM
Freaky stuff R2C.....but interesting too :gomer:

I think some of these were still being practised in some areas of Saskatchewan up to a few years ago (and anyone here from Saskatchewan would likely back me up on this!!!) :rofl: :rofl:

racer2c
01-15-04, 04:28 PM
Good catch. Tomatoes and corn are New World. Damn Internet! Now I'm starting to question whether a dime really has 118 ridges. Grrrr! :mad:

JoeBob
01-15-04, 04:29 PM
Here's a good analysis of the whole thing: http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.htm

Don Quixote
01-15-04, 04:44 PM
Great web site, JoeBob! I wonder who has the time to sit around and research all these email hoaxes?

lone_groover
01-15-04, 04:47 PM
Thanks, JB. You mythbuster!

....and speaking of New World fruits, I've heard some stories about Squanto. :gomer:

racer2c
01-15-04, 05:37 PM
Now what am I supposed to believe? Both versions were on the Internet! Maybe it will be more legit if I print it out...I should have never slept through college.

Now back to counting the ridges on this dime...