View Full Version : "The Mouth" forced into retirement..

01-23-03, 11:28 AM
Eddie "the swerve" Irv-Whine has been unsuccessful in his bid to secure a seat in the Jordan team for this upcoming season due to financial reasons. Apparently Eddie Jordan couldn't see his way clear to paying an exorbitant retainer to the highly-successful super-model shagger and is preferring instead to hiring someone who does his best work siiting down as opposed to on his back...

Perhaps this would be why young Master Villeneuve has been unusually 'yappy' this off-season to get in some very useful practice as F-1's new controversial "Mouth" prior to the first race in March..