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rabbit
08-23-03, 09:49 PM
Maybe the most unusual and original excuse came from Junqueira, who ran second on Saturday with a 1:19.671 lap, 0.006 second off the pole time.

“There was a restroom (actually, a Port-O-Let) in the pit lane that I stopped at every time before practice and qualifying,” Junqueira explained. “Today before qualifying when I went to use that restroom, it was gone. So I probably weighed a pound more than yesterday. I was only off by six thousandths of a second, so maybe that one pound was the difference!” :saywhat: :laugh:
Eagle104
08-23-03, 09:53 PM
:laugh: ... love it!
Railbird
08-23-03, 09:55 PM
oh my God

so many jokes, so little time.
fourrunner
08-23-03, 10:02 PM
I SURE HOPE Junquera was joking!

I'm sure he was, I think, maybe, possibly, must be, of course he is but really not sure! ;)
RaceChic
08-25-03, 10:35 AM
Next thing you know they will be wanting to drive with catheters in place! :eek:
RTKar
08-25-03, 10:48 AM
Did he have to go #1 or #2 ?
RaceGrrl
08-25-03, 10:53 AM
He had to be joking.

I don't know why not having a porta potty was a problem, just go pee on a tree or in a bucket someplace.
Turn7
08-25-03, 11:05 AM
I think he is just full of sheet.
turn1
08-25-03, 11:44 AM
I think he is full of more than a pound of sheet!
rabbit
08-25-03, 02:15 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "P1" doesn't it?
mapguy
08-25-03, 02:46 PM
I can testify to this. Happens to me every morning. It goes like this. Coffee, smoke, bowels, bingo. One pound lighter. Or more...
paper
08-25-03, 04:13 PM
mapguy ,, we now know too much.... paper
mapguy
08-25-03, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by paper
mapguy ,, we now know too much.... paper

At least I didn't say that I had Chicken Tandoori last night...:D
Lizzerd
08-25-03, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by RaceChic
Next thing you know they will be wanting to drive with catheters in place! :eek:

I don't mean to piss on your post, PhoneChic (with all due respect to RaceGrrl for stealing her phrase), but if he had a catheter, wouldn't the car and driver still weigh the same? :)

Methinks Junky was making jokey.
RaceChic
08-25-03, 08:28 PM
Who the heck is PhoneChic !!!???? :flame::shakehead ;)
Me making jokey about Junqy catheter too, dumba$$..... :rolleyes:
JT265
08-25-03, 08:35 PM
PhoneChic? Terri?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, can't be, can it? :D
Lizzerd
08-25-03, 08:36 PM
:D You musta missed the :)

Lizzerd makey jokey too.
RaceChic
08-25-03, 08:37 PM
Awwww man, give me a break already...... :(:p
Classic Apex
08-25-03, 08:37 PM
Laughing with you, RaceChic...laughing with you.

;)
JT265
08-25-03, 08:38 PM
I was jes' foolin'.

(sorry) ;)
RaceChic
08-25-03, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by JT265
I was jes' foolin'.

(sorry) ;)

I know!
Don't you guys know when I am joking yet??!!
You'll know when I am mad and this definately isn't it! :D
JT265
08-25-03, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by RaceChic
I know!
Don't you guys know when I am joking yet??!!
You'll know when I am mad and this definately isn't it! :D

The black and blue (well, ok, faded to a dull yellow) bruises on my arm indicate that in fact I DO know when you are mad!! :D

(sorry in advance) ;)