Stop the Presses! Forget the Buyout! This Important News Just In!!!

[racer2c]

"SUPERMODEL NIKI TAYLOR NAMED GRAND MARSHALL FOR THE 2003 GRAND PRIX AMERICAS PRESENTED BY SPORTSBOOK.COM"

Link (http://www.cart.com/News/Article.asp?ID=6858)

All is well.:D

[Warlock!]

Mmmmmm... Bulimia...

Warlock!

[racer2c]

She can use my bathroom anytime! ;)

http://media.santabanta.com/gal/summer/nikkitaylor1.jpg

[lone_groover]

I find her unappealing. Sorry.

I'd rather see Rip Taylor.


:)

[racer2c]

Or Rip Torn.

[FRANKY]

She puts the OH! in

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1997/swimsuit/niki/large/01.jpg

H2O

[Wheel-Nut]

http://www.sarahfisher.com/sarahfashionshow.jpg


Just for comparison.

[racer2c]

Wow! That shark whale grew limbs!

[rabbit]

I've always been a big Niki Taylor fan. She always seemd to have that girl-next-door quality to me. I was glad to see her back in the public eye after her terrible crash. And now, to see her at the racetrack, I think I'm going to have to make the trip to Miami.:)

[Warlock!]

Originally posted by racer2c
Wow! That shark whale grew limbs!
LMAO!

Before...
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/Descript/Whaleshark/rh.typus.JPG

After...
http://www.sarahfisher.com/sarahfashionshow.jpg

Warlock!

[RacinM3]

Brutal.:thumbup:

[Mike Kellner]

Is that Dan Quayle in the background? It kinda looks like he had to give her a push to get moving.

mk

[paper]

no ,, that guy in the back is giving the famous marion county salute to indicate "good buns?" paper

[lone_groover]

Oh man, WARLOCK!

Once bitten. Gross thighs.

:thumbup:

[rabbit]

Must we ruin a perfectly good Niki Taylor thread with photos of Sarah Fisher?:thumdown:

It's like p!$$ing in a fine wine.

[Chief]

PLEASE! Give me something I can use!!! Woof! ;)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1997/swimsuit/niki/large/03.jpg

http://www.budduke.com/niki/misc/ntmisc004.jpg

[Railbird]

Pretty Girl

but you'd think that mouth full of choppers could grind enough groceries to grow boobs.

[Mariofan]

Is that Dan Quayle in the background? It kinda looks like he had to give her a push to get moving.
That would IMS track announcer/WTHR sportscaster Dave Calebro. I wonder what he is looking at---ugh!:eek:

[Chief]

Originally posted by Railbird
but you'd think that mouth full of choppers could grind enough groceries to grow boobs.

Something like this 'bird? :D

http://www.glamourgirlsofthesilverscreen.com/fotos/Mansfield/mansfie.gif

[Methanolandbrats]

Who's the a$$nozzle who posted that picture of Sam Fisher? Geezus, I almost puked when I saw that. Got a pretty good buzz going, starting to groove and then that. Beyond brutal. I'm physically ill.

[JohnHKart]

I think Nikki is totally hot....and a nice girl. But how come they couldn't find a latina right there in the center of latinaland to host the race? Ah I know why, cause she would blend in too well. Besides, in places like Miami and LA, these days hot blond white chicks are actually the new minority, it's reverse exotica!

JH

[Gurneyflap]

Tha's right! Warlock and I are VERY safety-conscious. We both believe in soft-wall technology! That NT girl is dangerous and does not meet our standards. A few hot laps maybe but we won't be racing her any time soon.

[indyfan31]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chief
http://www.glamourgirlsofthesilverscreen.com/fotos/Mansfield/mansfie.gif

:eek: Yikes! Somebody could put an eye out with those!

[Gurneyflap]

I'd like to see her try!

[Warlock!]

Originally posted by Gurneyflap
Tha's right! Warlock and I are VERY safety-conscious. We both believe in soft-wall technology!
Actually, I didn't even know what she looked like (it doesn't do me any good to think about supermodels in my situation... I live in Ohio, have a wife and 3 kids. And as long as I get a few minutes alone with VividTV every once in a while, I don't need no steenkin' supermodels!)

However, given even the slightest opportunity, I'd jump all over Nicki! :D

Warlock!

[cartmanoz]

I'd rather Kyla Cole...

[Railbird]

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/galleries/worst_celebs/images/large/jordan_pink_bra.jpg


Yowza!

mooch quote:


lil' pink bra, lil' pink bra

[JT265]

'Bird,

That pink bra may be 'lil, but those fun bags are happenin'.

[Gurneyflap]

"yowsa", "Mmmmmm", "FUN bags"?, "jump all over", "lil pink bra", "good buns", "grow boobs",...men are such PIGS! Ain't it GRAND!?

[chop456]

Yes they are.

I mean yes it is.

[RacinM3]

I just thought this thread could do with a comeback. :thumbup:

[mapguy]

Originally posted by RacinM3
I just thought this thread could do with a comeback. :thumbup:

God bless you son.

[RARules]

Originally posted by Gurneyflap
"yowsa", "Mmmmmm", "FUN bags"?, "jump all over", "lil pink bra", "good buns", "grow boobs",...men are such PIGS! Ain't it GRAND!?
Reminds me of "the MOST copied comic strip of all time" (Outland):

The meaning of life for men... (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/7207/opbil.html)