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Ankf00
06-24-12, 10:48 PM
the semis are set, Spain Portugal on Wednesday, Italy Germany Thursday

http://i.minus.com/ixSNKeWYY7zCQ.gif

El Maestro, like a boss. :D

WickerBill
06-25-12, 06:21 AM
It isn't a real tournament for ank until England is eliminated...

emjaya
06-25-12, 07:16 AM
Stupid way to win a game. Stupid game.

Methanolandbrats
06-25-12, 08:06 AM
It is a stupid way to end a game. They should keep playing till one team scores a real goal or the crowd becomes so drunk and violent the local police have to declare martial law. In that case the game is decided by a coin toss.

chop456
06-25-12, 08:12 AM
Amen! :thumbup:

WickerBill
06-25-12, 08:45 AM
Yes. First, extra time should be golden goal, and second, if nobody has scored after 120 minutes, find a creative way to keep the game rolling but make scoring easier. Pull the keepers, or eliminate offsides, or go 10v10, or something to alter team strategy that led to the draw in the first place.

Gnam
06-25-12, 12:59 PM
When I come to power, mens soccer will be delcared illegal, and its fans will be redistributed to more interesting sports like badminton, the WNBA, ultimate frisbee, and bocce ball. To prove that I am a just and kind ruler, Indycar shall receive no fans.

Insomniac
06-25-12, 01:30 PM
Yes. First, extra time should be golden goal, and second, if nobody has scored after 120 minutes, find a creative way to keep the game rolling but make scoring easier. Pull the keepers, or eliminate offsides, or go 10v10, or something to alter team strategy that led to the draw in the first place.

Wouldn't them getting tired make it easier? I say keep playing, the better conditioned team will have the advantage over time.

cameraman
06-25-12, 01:39 PM
No subs after a point. Run them into the ground until someone scores.

Insomniac
06-25-12, 07:32 PM
No subs after a point. Run them into the ground until someone scores.

They are already limited to 3 substitutions per game.

Ankf00
06-26-12, 12:07 AM
Wouldn't them getting tired make it easier? I say keep playing, the better conditioned team will have the advantage over time.

that's just an awesome idea for a team in the middle of a tournament.



It isn't a real tournament for ank until England is eliminated...


:D

TravelGal
06-26-12, 03:19 AM
It is a stupid way to end a game. They should keep playing till one team scores a real goal or the crowd becomes so drunk and violent the local police have to declare martial law. In that case the game is decided by a coin toss.

:thumbup: x2

Middle of tournament or not, they oughta be able to win the dang game. If they can't they suffer the consequences.

Methanolandbrats
06-26-12, 06:59 AM
that's just an awesome idea for a team in the middle of a tournament.




:D

Ya mean like the Final Four or the NBA playoffs? Tournaments where the best conditioned, most skilled athletes in the World go into overtime and then play two days later?

dando
06-26-12, 10:20 AM
Ya mean like the Final Four or the NBA playoffs? Tournaments where the best conditioned, most skilled athletes in the World go into overtime and then play two days later?

Or playoff hockey...any round...where the pucks don't stop until someone scores in OT, OT 2, OT 3, OT 4.... Having lived and died through several of those 3 and 4 OT games that end @ 1 or 2 in the AM, watching players crawl off the ice @ the end of shifts, during which any footieball player would have fallen to the ground writhing in 'pain'. :shakehead Sorry, but I have respect for the game/sport, but disdain for some of the tactics. :saywhat:

-Kevin

Insomniac
06-26-12, 12:58 PM
that's just an awesome idea for a team in the middle of a tournament.

Just saying, that scoring should get easier if they keep playing. I don't care all that much as long as whatever they do is fundamentally fair. They can flip a coin for all I care. But the purest thing to do is keep playing.

Just like any system, if you don't want it to come to OT, win in regulation. :D

Ankf00
06-26-12, 06:31 PM
Ya mean like the Final Four or the NBA playoffs? Tournaments where the best conditioned, most skilled athletes in the World go into overtime and then play two days later?

the game has unlimited substitutions and 240% more roster spots as playing positions. totally equivalent.

Methanolandbrats
06-26-12, 07:58 PM
the game has unlimited substitutions and 240% more roster spots as playing positions. totally equivalent.

Oh give me a ****ing break. Have you ever run the floor? Jogging around in the grass is complete horse**** compared to buckets as far as conditioning and skill goes.

cameraman
06-26-12, 08:07 PM
Oh give me a ****ing break. Have you ever run the floor? Jogging around in the grass is complete horse**** compared to buckets as far as conditioning and skill goes.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/204950/popcorn.gif

TravelGal
06-26-12, 08:15 PM
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/204950/popcorn.gif

Tennis, anyone?

emjaya
06-26-12, 09:12 PM
Tennis, anyone?

Rugby League. Just look out for those bloody Kiwis. ;)

Ankf00
06-26-12, 09:44 PM
Oh give me a ****ing break. Have you ever run the floor? Jogging around in the grass is complete horse**** compared to buckets as far as conditioning and skill goes.

48 minutes running a 100 foot floor, regular prefontaines, those guys :gomer: wait, no, NBA announcers go gaga knob slobbering over players who actually play 48 minutes a game

Gnam
06-26-12, 11:50 PM
Tennis, anyone?
Good movie. :thumbup:

WickerBill
06-27-12, 06:53 AM
Average midfielder runs 7.25 miles per game. Average basketball player is 3.5-4 miles per game (with way more stoppages, substitutions, etc., but also far more jumping)

chop456
06-27-12, 07:08 AM
Yeah, but a basketball game is a little over half as long as a soccer match. ;)

emjaya
06-27-12, 07:59 AM
Aussie Rules players average 15-20 miles over 120 minutes. And they jump. :)


So, back on topic, who is going win this?

WickerBill
06-27-12, 09:04 AM
Portugal doesn't have good enough #10

Italy is here by default

Germany is intriguing and tough

But Spain should win.


I'd like to see Portugal or Germany win though.

Ankf00
06-27-12, 12:02 PM
I've thought Germany has played as a more complete team than Spain so far. David Villa's opened a sizable hole in their finishing abilities, Germany you take out one of the forwards and apparently the depth is there to fill it in w/o a noticeable dropoff, and I don't think their back line is playing as in sync as in the past, which will be problematic if ozil/podolski/muller/gomes/etc keep playing like it's playstation.

hope the azzurri continue their streak of handling superior german sides in knockout rounds though :D

Ankf00
06-27-12, 04:55 PM
If the mannschaft doesn't stomp this spanish side by 2 (assuming spain pulls it out), they have only themselves to blame

Ankf00
06-27-12, 05:28 PM
lulz. no shot attempt for sugar tits. can't wait for tomorrow.

spain, germany, italy, a veritable who's who of 1930's fascism!

emjaya
06-27-12, 07:41 PM
lulz. no shot attempt for sugar tits. can't wait for tomorrow.

spain, germany, italy, a veritable who's who of 1930's fascism!

:laugh:


http://images.smh.com.au/2012/06/28/3410452/dh_ronaldo-20120628073907745484-420x0.jpg

Methanolandbrats
06-27-12, 08:34 PM
:laugh:


http://images.smh.com.au/2012/06/28/3410452/dh_ronaldo-20120628073907745484-420x0.jpg

^^^ :rofl: Hotpants and an eyebrow wax = Village People. :rofl:

cameraman
06-27-12, 10:26 PM
That was three hours out of my life that I'll never get back.:shakehead

Ankf00
06-28-12, 12:32 PM
played out like a typical real barca match, Bento copied Mourinho's strategy, 3 defenders collapsing on the man with possession, suffocate & disrupt, some great first touch moves in the middle of the field and absolute **** on the ends. replete with all the acting.

hopefully italy & germany keep playing as they have been. Spain Italy was great the first time around, and Germany's current play would make for an even better matchup.

Ankf00
06-28-12, 04:27 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/179152_119835231489706_54720378_n.jpg

w00t w00t. Montolivo making up for the turd he dropped in the last match and super Mario finally showing up, and then drawing his usual brain dead card...

chop456
06-28-12, 10:54 PM
A dive and tear-filled final with no reason to watch frees up my Sunday. :thumbup:

Ankf00
06-28-12, 11:29 PM
this italy side hasn't played like that at all, really

cameraman
06-28-12, 11:57 PM
Are they going to spend the entire match telling us over and over how Spain has had one more day of rest than Italy?:shakehead

Ankf00
07-01-12, 11:38 AM
Pirlo vs. Xavi.

Ankf00
07-01-12, 04:53 PM
Sigh.

WickerBill
07-01-12, 05:19 PM
Italy won't make the quarters in WC14.

chop456
07-01-12, 05:26 PM
:laugh:

TrueBrit
07-01-12, 06:38 PM
Spain 2 Italy 0 Chelsea 2

Methanolandbrats
07-01-12, 06:44 PM
That **** already happened. Damn, I missed it all :( Anybody carried off the field with a hangnail, bloody nose or emotional damage from an unkind comment?

WickerBill
07-02-12, 07:05 AM
Spain 2 Italy 0 Chelsea 2

Don't flatter Chelsea, Italy would have whipped them. :)

TrueBrit
07-02-12, 09:20 AM
Don't flatter Chelsea, Italy would have whipped them. :)

Italy couldn't whip cream, never mind Chelsea...

Ankf00
07-02-12, 12:23 PM
handled john terry well enough

TrueBrit
07-02-12, 01:43 PM
handled john terry well enough

Really, when?

Ankf00
07-02-12, 02:09 PM
balotelli shanking chances doesn't negate terry playing as stupid as his face looks

TrueBrit
07-02-12, 02:47 PM
Oh, so that would be never then, yes?:D

Ankf00
07-03-12, 06:30 PM
:gomer: