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Elmo T
02-24-12, 05:04 PM
starting soon?

You couldn't even script this. Could you? :rolleyes:

02-28-12, 02:03 PM

Sorachi Ace
02-29-12, 01:50 AM
"Maybe you guys can answer this question in some way," she said. "If there is a pretty girl, (reporters) don't know how to describe her other than being sexy. It has such a negative connotation to it. You don't say those kinds of things to frame it like that for a guy or even sometimes talk about it, but it seems like with female athletes, if they are pretty, (reporters) only know how to describe them in a sexual way. I don't care, but I just wonder why we can't talk about it in a different way.

"Why can't there be other words for it? Why does it have to be somewhat negatively twisted?"

What would be a good word to describe a pretty girl?

"Just something without the word 'sex' in it," Patrick said.


"Let's not forget I've been exposed to the Indy 500, which is one of the biggest races in the world — if not the biggest race in the world," Patrick said. "There is a lot of media and hype around that for an extended period of time, just like this."

02-29-12, 03:18 AM
What would be a good word to describe a pretty girl?


02-29-12, 01:55 PM
We need a scale.

Totally doable
One bagger
Two bagger

02-29-12, 02:04 PM
We need a scale.

Totally doable
One bagger
Two bagger

Catch and release
Six pack and a dimmer switch

02-29-12, 02:31 PM

She's sexy and she knows it... :laugh: :rofl:

Ooops, did he say that out loud? :gomer:


Don Quixote
02-29-12, 02:42 PM
Catch and release
Six pack and a dimmer switchslump buster

02-29-12, 03:52 PM
slump buster

:laugh: :thumbup: That was a great interview on Rome a few years ago, don't remember who the player was.

Don Quixote
02-29-12, 04:14 PM
I think maybe Mark Grace.

02-29-12, 04:33 PM
I think maybe Mark Grace.

Yup. Gracie. He and Elk made Rome bearable when I listened to him several years ago after Tony Bruno left the airwaves on the local sports radio station. :(


02-29-12, 04:42 PM
I think maybe Mark Grace.

It was Grace.

PS - that Slump Buster interview was great.

Rex Karz
02-29-12, 05:34 PM

"I'm a great American race car driver. Look at talented I am."

02-29-12, 06:34 PM
"It takes a lot of practice to bump draft well."


02-29-12, 07:20 PM
Do not make fun.

She will crush all who stand against her.

Fox 5 San Diego tweeted late Tuesday that Ross Shimabuku has been suspended without pay for a week for his comments about Patrick before her Sprint Cup debut in the Daytona 500.



02-29-12, 07:39 PM
^^^:laugh: That guy has to follow racing and read crap like these boards.

02-29-12, 08:30 PM
He's right.

Stick to Nomex, learn how to win and maybe people will take you seriously.

She's so 5 years ago but buying more time in nascar.

Don Quixote
02-29-12, 08:32 PM
^^^:laugh: That guy has to follow racing and read crap like these boards.That guy is my hero. :laugh:

Rex Karz
02-29-12, 09:08 PM

"The potential in this case is given by:
The solutions are superpositions of left and right moving waves:
where the wave vectors are related to the energy via
and the coefficients A and B are determined from the boundary conditions and by imposing a continuous derivative to the solution.

Each term of the solution can be interpreted as an incident, reflected or transmitted component of the wave, allowing the calculation of transmission and reflection coefficients. In contrast to classical mechanics, incident particles with energies higher than the size of the potential step are still partially reflected.

02-29-12, 11:06 PM
^^^ the only possible solution to that system of equations is somebody is gonna get sand in their kitty.