NJGP Visitor Guide

[Andrew Longman]

If you are making the trek and want to plan ahead, this might help. Folks around here are pretty pizzled about this so I guess that means it pretty much nails it.

I live where "Farmers and Developments" meets "The Hill People" meets "Pennsylbama" (not to be confused with Elmoland which is a little south)

The GP will be with "Hipsters" flanked by "Poor Minorities" and "Well to Do Conservatives -- Christie Country".

Yeah, that's about right.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/12/nj_man_puts_rednecks_hippies_a.html

http://media.nj.com/ledgerupdates_impact/photo/-73d3c8bf7dd38bb7.jpg

[Elmo T]

Pure win!

Boy, you are right on the line there. I'd like to see something similar for PA.

And I think the preferred term is Pennsyl-tucky. That map is as true as this gem:

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[Andrew Longman]

I've heard it called Pennsyl-tucky, but others describe PA as Pittsburgh and Philly separated by Alabama.

Besides, I heard Kentucky complained about the comparison. Bama did not. :D

[Napoleon]

I've heard it called Pennsyl-tucky, but others describe PA as Pittsburgh and Philly separated by Alabama.

It may have not have originated with him, there is a fairly famous quote from James Carville to that effect.

[rosawendel]

I grew up in spreengsteen country. anyone who knows what a wawa is has gotta be from jersey.

[Elmo T]

Wawa > Sheetz

[Andrew Longman]

Wawa > Sheetz:rofl:

Not according to my kids. We have to stop at a Sheetz in Clarks Summit (Scranton) every time we head up to Watkins Glen. They think it is the bestest place ever.

[Trevor Longman]

Wawa > Sheetz

You don't know what you're talking' about :D :laugh:

[Lux Interior]

I have two WaWa coffee travel mugs purchased in Maryland. We have sheetz here. I think WaWa is way better - better selection of stuff.

[extramundane]

:rofl:

Not according to my kids. We have to stop at a Sheetz in Clarks Summit (Scranton) every time we head up to Watkins Glen. They think it is the bestest place ever.

I plan my drives to my mother's place around Sheetz locations. Wawa's for suckers.

:gomer:

[Ankf00]

Indians :rofl:

apparently the immigrantville i was born in has transmorphed into well-to-do-conservativeville.

[Elmo T]

That didn't take long!

NJ Map Goes Viral (http://beta.local.yahoo.com/news-satirical-jersey-map-goes-viral)

[Gnam]

Here's the Bay Area version:
(you'd think the home of the internet could produce a hi-res version)

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7024/sf2bbay2barea2bfunny.jpg

[Mary]

This almost makes me want to stay on my side of the Hudson....but for the GP of Weehawken I'll be brave and make the trek to the wilds of the Garden State. ;););)

Mary