Headline of the Decade

[Napoleon]

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668)

[Gnam]

Tragic! :laugh:

[swift]

:cry::cry::cry:
...And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did..

:gomer:

[Indy]

Badger-gassing program? I am afraid to ask.

[Kiwifan]

Whatdobadgerseat.com I may watch too many Simpsons episodes. :-)

[emjaya]

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668)


In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

:saywhat: