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TrueBrit
05-06-11, 11:15 PM
Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, bartender says "sure, what can I get you?" guy says "I want a Bin Laden"...Bartender looks confused and says "what's a Bin Laden?" guy replies "Two shots and a splash of water"...

TrueBrit
05-06-11, 11:19 PM
Here's another one...

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, he thwapped Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and addressed the winged being, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. Why, -what did you think I said?"

Napoleon
05-12-11, 09:52 AM
Obi-wan kenobi is killed (http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html)

mapguy
05-12-11, 11:30 PM
Here's another one...

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, he thwapped Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and addressed the winged being, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. Why, -what did you think I said?"

That is just too brilliant... :thumbup: