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cameraman
01-04-11, 11:21 PM
I was out for a walk and I found a iPod melting out of a snow bank. It wasn't near any structure so I took it home and dried/thawed it out. I figured I'd see if the owner had their name in the notes section or something. Nope. This is an older video iPod so I check out what is on it. No music. No podcasts. Just videos. Homemade cell phone videos. Homemade lesbian porn videos. Vast quantities of videos. Thankfully they are clearly over 18.

They are also nothing anyone would want to see as imho they ain't cute:yuck:

Why on God's own good green earth would anyone document their entire sex life and put it on an iPod??? I mean really how stupid can two people be?

Maybe I'm just getting old but damn...

Methanolandbrats
01-04-11, 11:28 PM
You Tube, You Tube, You Tube......................:D

cameraman
01-04-11, 11:28 PM
I'm too nice.

G.
01-04-11, 11:33 PM
1. Write creative Craig's List lost and found ad.
2. Watch it go viral.
3. ????????
4. Profit!

cameraman
01-04-11, 11:36 PM
Sigh, I'll never get rich. I reset it.

Insomniac
01-05-11, 01:08 PM
Maybe it's not the owner and the owner has a non-cute lesbian fetish. :)

Methanolandbrats
01-05-11, 01:14 PM
Sigh, I'll never get rich. I reset it.

The real question is, did you sterilize it :D

stroker
01-05-11, 01:17 PM
You Tube, You Tube, You Tube......................:D

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Gnam
01-05-11, 01:23 PM
Don't look a gift ipod full of Vast quantities of Homemade lesbian porn cell phone videos in the mouth.
The universe is trying to do you a favor.

:laugh:

devilmaster
01-05-11, 01:55 PM
Just don't put a gift ipod full of Vast quantities of Homemade lesbian porn cell phone videos in the mouth.

You don't know where its been.

Don Quixote
01-05-11, 01:58 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

cameraman
01-05-11, 02:49 PM
Just don't put a gift ipod full of Vast quantities of Homemade lesbian porn cell phone videos in the mouth.

You don't know where its been.

Eww. I just threw up a little.

They are local with a penchant for ridge top sex in the nearby hills. They are in their mid to late thirties. They have numerous hideous tattoos. They probably weigh in at >15 stone. They have never owned razor.

I am still recovering from the gallons of eye bleach I needed after skipping through that thing.

Gnam
01-05-11, 02:52 PM
Maybe the universe isn't trying to do you a favor. :cry:

Methanolandbrats
01-05-11, 03:20 PM
Eww. I just threw up a little.

They are local with a penchant for ridge top sex in the nearby hills. They are in their mid to late thirties. They have numerous hideous tattoos. They probably weigh in at >15 stone. They have never owned razor.

I am still recovering from the gallons of eye bleach I needed after skipping through that thing.

Nice :D

dando
01-05-11, 03:22 PM
Could be worse, you could be married to Rex Ryan's wife....

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/12/21/2010-12-21_jets_coach_rex_ryans_wife_michelle_bears_uncann y_resemblence_to_woman_in_footfet.html

:eek: :yuck: :saywhat:

-Kevin

cameraman
01-05-11, 06:21 PM
How do these stupid people end up so damned rich?

emjaya
01-06-11, 03:53 AM
They probably weigh in at >15 stone.

Do 'mericans use stone's as a measure? I thought that was more of a Commonwealth thing.

Napoleon
01-06-11, 06:11 AM
Do 'mericans use stone's as a measure? I thought that was more of a Commonwealth thing.

I have never seen an American use it. I haven't the slightest idea how much it is.

chop456
01-06-11, 07:19 AM
^ In between a fathom and a cubit.

Elmo T
01-06-11, 07:40 AM
I thought that was more of a Commonwealth thing.

In a Commonwealth here, but we are still using pounds. ;)

As for the iPod, Quagmire approves:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2zdu2vm.jpg

G.
01-06-11, 09:26 AM
Do 'mericans use stone's as a measure? I thought that was more of a Commonwealth thing.Cameraman appears to be suffering from a bit of an eyebleach overdose.

opinionated ow
01-06-11, 10:10 AM
And here I was thinking this was going to be a thread about idiotic people and their choice of cars like this one I happened to see here in Adelaide today...wtf were they thinking both in designing and then purchasing this (it's even worse than a hummer)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Toyota-FJ-Cruiser-2.jpg/800px-Toyota-FJ-Cruiser-2.jpg

devilmaster
01-06-11, 10:47 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Toyota-FJ-Cruiser-2.jpg/800px-Toyota-FJ-Cruiser-2.jpg

There is one in Windsor here that I see almost on a daily basis. Its another business owner downtown, and its the same colour to boot.....

Speaking of hummers, there's one in the background too. :)

Don Quixote
01-06-11, 11:36 AM
You never know when you might need to throw a wildebeast on the top of your car or drive through a herd of charging rhinos on the way to the shopping mall. I also love the tricked out range rovers with the brush guards and headlight cages and whatnot that have never been off the paved road. Again, people with more money than brains.

dando
01-06-11, 11:39 AM
You never know when you might need to throw a wildebeast on the top of your car or drive through a herd of charging rhinos on the way to the shopping mall. I also love the tricked out range rovers with the brush guards and headlight cages and whatnot that have never been off the paved road. Again, people with more money than brains.

Try an Element with the brush guard I saw the other day. :saywhat: :shakehead

-Kevin

cameraman
01-06-11, 01:01 PM
I have never seen an American use it. I haven't the slightest idea how much it is.

A stone is 14 lbs. I just like the unit.

cameraman
01-06-11, 01:23 PM
And here I was thinking this was going to be a thread about idiotic people and their choice of cars like this one I happened to see here in Adelaide today...wtf were they thinking both in designing and then purchasing this (it's even worse than a hummer)

Don't be knocking the FJ. It is extremely popular around here with the folks with mountain cabins. The AWD 6 speed manual is the one I see the most. It is very good in snow and mud. If you need to get up into the mountains and you do not want/need the expense of a full sized truck based SUV/pickup the FJ is a great choice.

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii35/Cynops/FJ.jpg

Retro styling but a very good design. It is a hell of a lot more reliable than a Jeep, nicer too.

Methanolandbrats
01-06-11, 01:33 PM
Don't be knocking the FJ. It is extremely popular around here with the folks with mountain cabins. The AWD 6 speed manual is the one I see the most. It is very good in snow and mud. If you need to get up into the mountains and you do not want/need the expense of a full sized truck based SUV/pickup the FJ is a great choice.

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii35/Cynops/FJ.jpg

Retro styling but a very good design. It is a hell of a lot more reliable than a Jeep, nicer too.

Most people use em to navigate their way to Starbucks. :)

cameraman
01-06-11, 01:52 PM
One thing I've learned is Utah isn't like most places.

opinionated ow
01-06-11, 04:40 PM
Most people use em to navigate their way to Starbucks. :)

Adelaide has never seen snow and the closest thing to off-road is a couple of gravel roads in the hills which I can pass in my Citroen Xsara...

(its also hideously ugly)

Methanolandbrats
01-06-11, 04:43 PM
One thing I've learned is Utah isn't like most places.

That's for sure :D

racer2c
01-06-11, 04:53 PM
Don't be knocking the FJ. It is extremely popular around here with the folks with mountain cabins. The AWD 6 speed manual is the one I see the most. It is very good in snow and mud. If you need to get up into the mountains and you do not want/need the expense of a full sized truck based SUV/pickup the FJ is a great choice.


Retro styling but a very good design. It is a hell of a lot more reliable than a Jeep, nicer too.

Sorry...I'd MUCH prefer the new 2011 Grand Cherokee. The only SUV I've ever even thought about purchasing.

cameraman
01-06-11, 05:52 PM
Sorry...I'd MUCH prefer the new 2011 Grand Cherokee. The only SUV I've ever even thought about purchasing.

They are totally different SUVs, the Grand Cherokee is far larger and more expensive. And I'm sorry but an EPA 13/19 mpg for the 4wd version is ridiculous.

racer2c
01-06-11, 06:23 PM
They are totally different SUVs, the Grand Cherokee is far larger and more expensive. And I'm sorry but an EPA 13/19 mpg for the 4wd version is ridiculous.

The V6 in the GC gets 16/22 with 290hp vs 17/21mpg with 260hp in the FJ.
The GC is 6" longer and 10" wider with the base 4x4 starting at ~33K. A fully optioned FJ starts just under 26K.

For someone targeting a true off road capable SUV, both should be on their list.

Personally, if I were in the drive through at Starbucks or on a mountain trail in Utah...I'd be in the Jeep...but I think I said that already. :)

Methanolandbrats
01-06-11, 06:44 PM
Back on topic, the FJ looks like it would appeal to lesbians who have outgrown their Subaru.

Gnam
01-06-11, 06:50 PM
...or lost their ipod.

SteveH
01-06-11, 07:16 PM
:laugh::rofl::laugh:

nrc
01-06-11, 07:27 PM
...which brings us back to doe.

nrc
01-06-11, 07:30 PM
Is there an interwebs lost and found? If so you should take some (non-obscene) pics and create a "found" ad.

Is this you? [PIC]

Is this your iPod? [PIC]

If so you shouldn't be putting pictures like this on it. [CENSORED PIC]

And then leaving it here. [PIC]

Don Quixote
01-06-11, 07:35 PM
See, this isn't just a cooking forum. :laugh:

racer2c
01-06-11, 09:40 PM
Wait a sec... This thread is about a lost iPod with lesbian porn on it? It's mine, I admit it. How embarrassing. Of course there is a finders fee and I'll pay for shipping. Thx!

JohnHKart
01-06-11, 10:47 PM
The ones on the ipod aint hot? That's always been the problem with real life l word people...never as hot as the ones in the media, but isn't that true for regular people too? Damn...