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NismoZ
09-02-10, 08:49 AM
Ben Collins, British F-3, sues the BBC to reveal his identity...so he can sell more books, I guess. So much for confidentiality agreements.

opinionated ow
09-02-10, 10:03 AM
Can't wait to see how they kill this stig off :rofl:

Edit: my twitter contribution: Some say he can't drive Mt Panorama & that he's worse at keeping secrets than an FBI spy, all we know is he's called Ben Collins. #stigfacts

TrueBrit
09-02-10, 12:26 PM
Not that it matters to me but the wanker signed a confidentiality agreement and I think he should have stuck to it..

BarillaGirl
09-02-10, 02:58 PM
Not that it matters to me but the wanker signed a confidentiality agreement and I think he should have stuck to it..

:thumbup:

I guess he's not "old school" enough to keep his mouth shut and keep making money and having fun, and tell everybody later? But seriously, who didn't know this already?

NismoZ
09-02-10, 03:49 PM
Know what?:gomer:

Fio1
09-02-10, 05:54 PM
I think they actually fired him before season 14 (early 2010), when the rumor of his identity came out. The rumor came out because he couldn't keep his mouth shut. That's why he's coming out now with a book. Why else would he write a book and risk being sued if he was still working for BBC. If you look at season 14 episodes, they didn't have the Stig in every episode like in other seasons. This past season, series 15, the Stig was back. I think season 15 Stig is probably a new one.

oddlycalm
09-02-10, 06:24 PM
I think season 15 Stig is probably a new one.
All Stigs look alike to me....:gomer:

oc

opinionated ow
09-02-10, 06:35 PM
I think they actually fired him before season 14 (early 2010), when the rumor of his identity came out. The rumor came out because he couldn't keep his mouth shut. That's why he's coming out now with a book. Why else would he write a book and risk being sued if he was still working for BBC. If you look at season 14 episodes, they didn't have the Stig in every episode like in other seasons. This past season, series 15, the Stig was back. I think season 15 Stig is probably a new one.

Nah I reckon there will be a new coloured stig from next season complete with a killing off of the white stig.

Easy
09-02-10, 08:41 PM
YES!!!!!

Can't wait to tell my girlfriend I was right and have documented evidence.

Its the small things...

BarillaGirl
09-02-10, 11:22 PM
Nah I reckon there will be a new coloured stig from next season complete with a killing off of the white stig.

The Stig's African cousin?

"Oliverrrrrrrrr!"

opinionated ow
09-03-10, 05:52 AM
The Stig's African cousin?

"Oliverrrrrrrrr!"

I like the idea of Katherine Legge as the Pink Stigette...

TrueBrit
09-03-10, 09:54 AM
I like the idea of Katherine Legge as the Pink Stigette...

I like the idea of Katherine Legge...

Methanolandbrats
09-03-10, 09:59 AM
It will be hard to keep a stealth Stig under wraps after this. How about guest Stigs...Legge, Eddie Irvine :D, Patrese, Ol' Nige, Alesi.......Ralf :gomer:

mueber
09-03-10, 11:02 AM
I like the idea of Katherine Legge...

:thumbup:

Pilgrims Drop
09-03-10, 04:19 PM
Question is...

How will they off him??

I predict a Morris Marina and a lot of pianos... :D

BarillaGirl
09-03-10, 06:01 PM
I like the idea of Katherine Legge...

Heck, I think I like the idea of Katherine Legge, too! :p

Fio1
09-03-10, 09:03 PM
I dig the Stiggette idea as well. You should e-mail BBC. That's bad arse!

BarillaGirl
09-03-10, 11:54 PM
I dig the Stiggette idea as well. You should e-mail BBC. That's bad arse!

I can almost hear Clarkson reading that letter aloud to the crowd.... then letting them know that his own vote would be for Keira Knightley.

grungex
09-04-10, 12:49 AM
There was shock across the world today after a High Court ruling finally allowed popular Top Gear racing driver The Stig to reveal his identity.

‘I was frankly shocked,’ said one Top Gear fan outside the court room. ‘I had no idea it was… sorry, what’s his name?’

Other fans of the BBC motoring show were equally aghast at the news. ‘I couldn’t believe it!’ wrote one contributor to a Top Gear discussion forum. ‘To think all this time it was a bloke whose name I’ve only just been told but now can’t remember!’

However, some Top Gear viewers were less easily confused. ‘I knew all along it was Lewis Collins,’ said one ardent Top Gear enthusiast. ‘He was quite good at driving in The Professionals and his drumming with Genesis was great. No, wait, who were we talking about again? Bootsy Collins?’

Meanwhile, other fans were less certain. ‘It’s Pauline Collins out of Shirley Valentine?’ wrote one confused fan on a BBC message board. ‘God, that race suit really covered up how small and Liverpudlian she is. And that she’s almost 70 years old. Fair play to her.’

Despite the confusion, the thoughts of all Top Gear viewers seemed to be summed up by one anonymous contributor to a news discussion group. ‘The revelation about this Joan Collins person is amazing,’ they wrote. ‘I look forward to being able to buy a book all about someone I have never heard of and in whom I have literally no interest whatsoever.’

Sniff Petrol (http://sniffpetrol.com/2010/09/01/fans-react-to-stig-news/)

grungex
09-04-10, 12:52 AM
I like the idea of Katherine Legge...

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa208/grungexx/100_9656.jpg

Michaelhatesfans
09-04-10, 01:55 AM
Heck, I think I like the idea of Katherine Legge, too! :p

I think we need to expand on BarillGirl and Katherine for a little while longer...

NismoZ
09-04-10, 09:04 AM
Expanding here!:gomer:

Indy
09-04-10, 03:11 PM
Funny, that's what I was thinking about, too. : onetrackmind :

cameraman
09-04-10, 03:17 PM
I'll admit that the thought didn't spring to mind but now that you folks have mentioned it, it's quite the tenacious thought.

Gnam
09-04-10, 04:35 PM
She must be doing something right. It's hard to find a photo of her out of the car. :thumbup:

2010 DTM Norisring photo link (http://www.motorsport.com/photos/popup.asp?N=7&I=dtm/2010/nor/dtm-2010-nor-xp-0095.jpg&FS=DTM&SN=1_74.85.24.242:71911&S=DTM)
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/991/dtm2010norxp0095.jpg

2010 Audi DTM presentation photo link (http://www.motorsport.com/photos/popup.asp?N=2&I=dtm/2010/gen/dtm-2010-gen-xp-0024.jpg&FS=DTM&SN=1_74.85.24.242:72442&S=DTM)
http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/272/dtm2010genxp0024.jpg


Can't say I care for this though. photo link (http://www.motorsport.com/photos/popup.asp?S=DTM&N=0&SN=1_74.85.24.242:60725)
WTF is Peter Terting? :irked: ;)

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4175/dtm2010valeg0005.jpg

BarillaGirl
09-04-10, 07:25 PM
You guys really have to check your British tabloids. (And, oh my goodness.) This is from February 2009.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00735/legge_280x390_735971a.jpg

And one for the leg men:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/203337647_eb9e230ad7.jpg

opinionated ow
09-04-10, 09:48 PM
You guys really have to check your British tabloids. (And, oh my goodness.) This is from February 2009.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00735/legge_280x390_735971a.jpg

And one for the leg men:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/203337647_eb9e230ad7.jpg

BarillaGirl...much love and thankfulness goes your way ;)

Still can't get Surfers 2006 out of my mind. I reckon I was talking to her and her dad for 30 minutes at least. I fell in love right there and then :D

BarillaGirl
09-09-10, 08:42 AM
Hmmm, which Off Camber guy should I do first?
;)


http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/76451041.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892140FEB0FF7845C57DDD715E884403A704 9F859BF6328E545DDC013DFD9830DBB1

Don Quixote
09-09-10, 09:02 AM
She obviously wants me. The rest of the men on this board don't have a chance.

cameraman
09-09-10, 12:01 PM
I'm feeling spurned because all I see is a blue ? :cry:

BarillaGirl
09-10-10, 08:40 AM
I'm feeling spurned because all I see is a blue ? :cry:

Hmm, now I can't see a photo either. Yesterday it was working for me.

BarillaGirl
09-10-10, 08:43 AM
Let's try a new picture, equally wistful.

http://www.autoracing1.com/Images/2005Misc/Legge1.jpg

Methanolandbrats
09-10-10, 08:44 AM
???

G.
09-10-10, 08:51 AM
BarillaGirl is definitely my favorite poster that joined in Sept. of last year!

:thumbup:

Prolly my favorite photo from racing is my oldest g. with Kat a few hours after she was formally introduced to the Kink at RA.

Gnam
09-10-10, 01:21 PM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2676/legge14.jpg

As for the death of white Stig, I'd say his part time job on the Deep Horizon oil rig didn't work out so well.

BarillaGirl
09-13-10, 08:43 AM
This is detail from a photo of KL sitting at a breakfast table. Use your imaginations....

http://www.autoevolution.com/images/sport_dtm_drivers/katherine-legge-1.jpg

Elmo T
09-13-10, 09:54 AM
I love this place!

I return - looking for the latest KL pics - where were they again?

Oh right, the thread about the Stig. :laugh:

cameraman
09-13-10, 11:09 AM
This is detail from a photo of KL sitting at a breakfast table. Use your imaginations....

http://www.autoevolution.com/images/sport_dtm_drivers/katherine-legge-1.jpg

You succeeded. (in all aspects)

opinionated ow
09-13-10, 11:13 AM
This just proves it...Katherine is sexy and smart, sophisticated and suave, talented and tenacious, friendly and feminine, and pretty and personable. She also drove a REAL race car. Danican't is none of those thing...I think the word Tramp comes to mind really.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ZqCd72jKTwHdhM:http://www.maximummotorsport.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jarvis_legge_winkelhock_audi_08.jpg&t=1
http://reviews.carreview.com/files/2009/03/katherine-legge-f1-test.jpg

BarillaGirl
09-15-10, 04:23 PM
KL pic of the day. I think I like the leg ones the best, personally. :)


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1052/882799682_1af5084550.jpg

Gnam
09-18-10, 01:23 PM
- Brands Hatch, September 5, 2010

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/843/dtm2010bhdd0053.jpg


Check that ring. :)

oddlycalm
09-18-10, 05:05 PM
The fuzzy dice are a nice interior design touch. :thumbup:

http://www.speed-magazin.de/Image/DTM/Saison%202008/Nrg/Legge-BFBS-DTM.jpg

BarillaGirl
09-19-10, 08:44 PM
I wonder what she calls the other one? ;)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3345/3665363638_63d4ece601.jpg

Methanolandbrats
09-19-10, 09:11 PM
How's she doing driving that pimped out German Cab? I would'nt know since the only coverage we get is aw shucks, cousin ****ing, coonhound chasing, barefoot, moonshine, 5th grade edumacation, redneck, hillbilly, WWF, gomerbilly ******** coverage on the SPEED channel. :mad:

extramundane
09-20-10, 08:27 AM
Interesting timing....this article (http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=fr&tl=en&u=http://www.endurance-info.com/version2/actualite-endurance-5308.html) just popped up today about her possible move to ALMS next year with an, um, interesting new team.

BarillaGirl
09-20-10, 01:39 PM
Interesting timing....this article (http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=fr&tl=en&u=http://www.endurance-info.com/version2/actualite-endurance-5308.html) just popped up today about her possible move to ALMS next year with an, um, interesting new team.

I like the headline about a "100% female" team. Well, it is, but it sounds as if it took a lot of work to get there. :\

(Not that the gender matters.... or the nationality..... we just prefer to watch talent. If they're easy to watch, well then, they're easy to watch. But they still better drive hard and drive smart — and not be a JERK — or it doesn't matter how pretty they are.)

BarillaGirl
09-28-10, 08:30 AM
So much bickering after the Singapore GP. Time for a KL Glamour Shot!

http://www.gokatherine.com/legge/glamour-04.jpg

G.
09-28-10, 11:40 AM
I like the headline about a "100% female" team. Well, it is, but it sounds as if it took a lot of work to get there. :\

(Not that the gender matters.... or the nationality..... we just prefer to watch talent. If they're easy to watch, well then, they're easy to watch. But they still better drive hard and drive smart — and not be a JERK — or it doesn't matter how pretty they are.)
Why the gimmick? Is the ALMS morphing to the EARL?


If everyone knows who is Katherine Legge, with its seasons in the DTM car or overseas, Terri Leigh O'Connell turn is less known. Yet she has no less than 500 victories in motorsport, including 200 in Midgets, and appearances by NASCAR. She has also released his biography "Dangerous Curves" where she explains her change of sex: Terri O'Connell is in fact born Terryl J. Hayes

(it's a translation, so excuse the engrish)

Gnam
09-28-10, 01:44 PM
She has also released his biography "Dangerous Curves" where she explains her change of sex: Terri O'Connell is in fact born Terryl J. Hayes
Wasn't Bronte Tagliani's Champ Car show on Spike called Dangerous Curves?

Gnam
10-01-10, 09:09 PM
She cooks too? :eek:
What does she know about bacon?

- Norisring, July 2010 w/ Mattias Ekstrom
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/637/katherineleggemattiasek.jpg

Methanolandbrats
10-01-10, 10:17 PM
She cooks too? :eek:
What does she know about bacon?

- Norisring, July 2010 w/ Mattias Ekstrom
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/637/katherineleggemattiasek.jpg

I want an Audi Apron :thumbup:

BarillaGirl
10-02-10, 07:52 AM
I want an Audi Apron :thumbup:

Me too! Me too! (How do you always beat me to the punchline?)

opinionated ow
10-02-10, 08:38 AM
Me too! Me too! (How do you always beat me to the punchline?)

I'd prefer it if the katherine came inside the apron...

for now, I'll just have to live with this:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2723/124/59/502726400/n502726400_2129502_5350521.jpg

Cam
10-02-10, 10:44 AM
I'd prefer it if the katherine came inside the apron...

for now, I'll just have to live with this:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2723/124/59/502726400/n502726400_2129502_5350521.jpg

Are you on Sydneys most wanted list for stalking? :eek:

BarillaGirl
10-21-10, 09:12 AM
This one must be all right to post, I stole it from Pressdog. ;)

http://pressdog.typepad.com/dogblog/images/legge_pit_wall_1.jpg

Gnam
10-23-10, 12:28 PM
circa May 2008

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5473/katherine4audi.jpg

oddlycalm
10-23-10, 01:19 PM
She cleans up nice. (previously posted on the 'Kate's Dirty Sister' thread)

oc

http://www.offcamber.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=154&d=1240605601

mapguy
10-23-10, 09:16 PM
She cooks too? :eek:
What does she know about bacon?

- Norisring, July 2010 w/ Mattias Ekstrom
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/637/katherineleggemattiasek.jpg

Is that Bernie Madoff in the background?

Gnam
11-13-10, 03:40 PM
Can't wait to see how they kill this stig off :rofl:

During the Top Gear season finale they unsuccessfully tried to kill him three times:
1. Decapitation
2. Explosion
3. Drowning

Not even the courts could stop this Stig. Maybe they could deport him to Switzerland?







...anyway, back on topic: ;)

circa 2008 w/ Alexandre Premat

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/5808/dsc3866.jpg

emjaya
11-20-10, 08:48 AM
Meet the new Stig. (http://www.crash.net/f1/Video/165133/1/top_gear_meet_the_new_stig.html?utm_source=newslet ter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletterlink)

;)

racer2c
11-20-10, 11:03 AM
Meet the new Stig. (http://www.crash.net/f1/Video/165133/1/top_gear_meet_the_new_stig.html?utm_source=newslet ter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletterlink)

;)

:rofl:

cameraman
11-20-10, 12:01 PM
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

TrueBrit
11-21-10, 06:56 PM
Excellent!

devilmaster
11-21-10, 09:30 PM
I want an Audi Apron :thumbup:

I want to be her audi apron!

opinionated ow
11-22-10, 02:12 AM
I want to be her audi apron!

:D

Gnam
11-22-10, 03:04 AM
:D

Is it true they sell the rejected Stigs to Nascar?

Corner5
11-22-10, 05:00 PM
Meet the new Stig. (http://www.crash.net/f1/Video/165133/1/top_gear_meet_the_new_stig.html?utm_source=newslet ter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletterlink)

;)

Funny!

Saw this T-shirt at RA at ALMS-

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/72000181/images/7/AP_TSHRT_TGSTIGNUR.jpg

On back of the T-shirt is a classic line from the show by Jeremy... 'SOME SAY ... THE OUTLINE OF HIS LEFT NIPPLE IS ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME SHAPE AT THE NURBURGRING'

In typical Top Gear humour, the label on the inside of the T-Shirt reads 'These T-Shirts were tested on animals. They didn't fit'

Gnam
12-10-10, 08:55 PM
das its the mother lode...:D


http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/813/0280910.jpg (http://www.motorsport-magazin.com/structured/index.php?module=main&index=action&id=22&serie=3&gal=3&galerie_id=0&paging=0&search=true&sc%5Bdate_from%5D=-631155600&sc%5Bdate_to%5D=1292021999&sc%5Bdriver%5D=911&sc%5Bteam%5D=&sc%5Bchannel%5D=0&sc%5Bkeyword%5D=&kategorie_selector=&datum_selector=&perpage_selector=60)