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Michaelhatesfans
03-19-10, 04:23 PM
If you're like me, you'll have some follow up questions to this one...:\

"...tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
SteveH
03-19-10, 04:41 PM
thought this was going to be another DeltaWing thread
emjaya
03-20-10, 07:28 AM
Legless Lithuanian attacks copper with todger

:laugh:
oddlycalm
03-20-10, 04:56 PM
If you're like me, you'll have some follow up questions to this one...:\

Yup, although the drinking heavily aspect does seem to enter in to it on a regular basis when things get really weird. Why is it that what often seems like a brilliant idea when you're blind drunk always seem to end up meeting with social outrage or dire consequences...? :gomer:

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