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dando
02-01-10, 04:22 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2


To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

:gomer: :eek: :saywhat:

-Kevin
Elmo T
02-01-10, 04:31 PM
How much more is the option for the non-talking version? ;)
Michaelhatesfans
02-01-10, 05:12 PM
"For an extra fee, he'll also record customizable dialogue and phrases for each client, which means Roxxxy could talk to you about NASCAR..."

Hmm. I supose I could see where "NASCAR really started to suck with the introduction of the restrictor plate" could be considered as foreplay.:\
Michaelhatesfans
02-01-10, 05:13 PM
This thread has some real potential, you know.:thumbup:
RaceGrrl
02-01-10, 06:06 PM
How much more is the option for the non-talking version? ;)


:laugh:
oddlycalm
02-01-10, 06:33 PM
The price off sheep may pose a barrier in some markets...:gomer:

oc
datachicane
02-01-10, 07:46 PM
http://www.gaute.com/jul/bilder/12-dec/Remote.jpg
emjaya
02-01-10, 07:51 PM
"There's really nothing like this on the market," said Hines, who speaks of his unique creation with what seems like genuine affection.

It looks like Catherine Tate.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00485/Catherine-Tate_280_485629a.jpg
Michaelhatesfans
02-01-10, 08:00 PM
Why is there a "down" arrow on the breasts???:confused::confused::confused:



http://www.gaute.com/jul/bilder/12-dec/Remote.jpg
cameraman
02-01-10, 08:08 PM
Why is there a "down" arrow on the breasts???:confused::confused::confused:

Not everyone has a penchant for Holsteins.
Elmo T
02-01-10, 08:24 PM
If they are doing the Doctor Who collection, I will be waiting for the next prototype:

http://i15.tinypic.com/62ojd5k.jpg
trish
02-01-10, 09:21 PM
They should have gone a bit easier with the faux botox. Terrible lower lip.
opinionated ow
02-01-10, 09:54 PM
If we're going for the Doctor Who editions, the only one worth it is Billie Piper.
SteveH
02-01-10, 10:03 PM
I think there's a Jaguar tech in Ohio that might like one of these.
Michaelhatesfans
02-01-10, 10:09 PM
Not everyone has a penchant for Holsteins.

Wrong thread, dude.


:cool:
cameraman
02-01-10, 10:28 PM
The face is just plain ugly. That may not have been the highest on the list for the designer:shakehead but damn why would you buy coyote ugly:saywhat:
Michaelhatesfans
02-01-10, 11:23 PM
The face is just plain ugly. That may not have been the highest on the list for the designer:shakehead but damn why would you buy coyote ugly:saywhat:

For a start, George Castanza seems to be selling it.

Anyway, they probably figure you'll down a few before you do a machine anyway, so as to her looks, your drunken state only adds to the realism.
oddlycalm
02-02-10, 05:03 AM
why would you buy coyote ugly:saywhat:
I dunno, maybe those looking to trade up from livestock or an old sock may not have the same sensitivity to aesthetics that those of us preferring actual live women might have? :laugh:

oc
stroker
02-02-10, 09:26 AM
I think there's a Jaguar tech in Ohio that might like one of these.

God bless you for that...

:rofl:
KLang
02-02-10, 10:36 AM
I'm holding out for this model:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Number_Six_Tricia_Helfer.jpg
TrueBrit
02-02-10, 11:21 AM
Hell I can get a 'simulated orgasm' from my wife and it won't cost me anywhere near seven grand...
Don Quixote
02-02-10, 11:45 AM
Why is there a "down" arrow on the breasts???:confused::confused::confused: And, why is there an up arrow on the yappin????
Napoleon
02-02-10, 12:45 PM
And, why is there an up arrow on the yappin????

So you have something to use one of the several mute buttons to mute.
Warlock!
02-02-10, 01:12 PM
I bet there are areas on her that never quite get cleaned.

"What's that smell?" :\
STD
02-02-10, 02:04 PM
It looks like Catherine Tate.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00485/Catherine-Tate_280_485629a.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Gnam
02-02-10, 02:50 PM
DON'T DATE ROBOTS! (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/48647/detail/)



I'm super serial. :p
Methanolandbrats
02-05-10, 01:12 AM
I bet there are areas on her that never quite get cleaned.

"What's that smell?" :\ That's what I was wondering. Assuming she's got game, is her head replaceable so she's "fresh"?
oddlycalm
02-05-10, 04:46 AM
I'm holding out for this model:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Number_Six_Tricia_Helfer.jpg

Better order the deep-draw marine battery option if you order that model...:eek::D

oc