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Michaelhatesfans
12-15-09, 01:06 PM
So, I'm confused - if your lovemaking terrorizes the neighbors... that's bad?

:cool:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8351405.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8413974.stm

"Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.
She said: "It is not very pleasant living there and it has been quite stressful.
"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels. "

I assume the 47dB was at the end?

Don Quixote
12-15-09, 01:25 PM
This reminds me of the time I took my then young boys tent camping at a national forest service campground and a couple were going at it all night long in the tent about 20 yards away. All night long. None of us slept a wink and I had lots of splainin to do. :)

cameraman
12-15-09, 01:38 PM
For bonus eeeew value, check out the first article for the picture of the noisy couple.:eek:

G.
12-15-09, 01:59 PM
Am I mentally 12, or does this read funny?


Noisy sex woman admits Asbo breach

Michaelhatesfans
12-15-09, 02:02 PM
Am I mentally 12, or does this read funny?

I think you can consider yourself to be amongst friends here.:gomer:

dando
12-15-09, 02:03 PM
Am I mentally 12, or does this read funny?

Yes and yes. :gomer:

-Kevin

trish
12-15-09, 02:28 PM
For bonus eeeew value, check out the first article for the picture of the noisy couple.:eek:

That's not them. http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east-news/2009/05/24/loved-up-pair-forced-apart-on-special-day-79310-23699859/

Edit: Well it does look like the same guy....... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171244/Woman-handed-ASBO-loud-sex-sessions-neighbours-complained-police-25-times.html

dando
12-15-09, 02:30 PM
That's not them. http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east-news/2009/05/24/loved-up-pair-forced-apart-on-special-day-79310-23699859/

Like that's any better. :eek: :saywhat:

*scratches @ eyes*

:gomer:

-Kevin

extramundane
12-15-09, 02:48 PM
Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

I feel for the poor sound tech who drew the short straw on this assignment.

oddlycalm
12-15-09, 04:20 PM
I suspect power tools were involved...:gomer:

oc

Gnam
12-15-09, 05:43 PM
howling at the moon?

dando
12-15-09, 05:49 PM
I wonder what When Harry Met Sally measured. :gomer:

-Kevin

nissan gtp
12-15-09, 06:47 PM
Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels. "

meh, she should try sleeping at Sebring :D

Michaelhatesfans
12-17-09, 02:15 AM
I suspect power tools were involved...:gomer:

oc

Somehow I can picture you wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses into a Home Depot...

:laugh:

Napoleon
12-17-09, 07:05 AM
None of us slept a wink and I had lots of splainin to do. :)


So what did you tell them, bears going through the garbage, cats fighting, an eagle laying an egg or maybe all of the above?

oddlycalm
12-17-09, 02:05 PM
So what did you tell them, bears going through the garbage, cats fighting, an eagle laying an egg or maybe all of the above?
pigs rutting....?

oc

Elmo T
12-17-09, 04:34 PM
I feel for the poor sound tech who drew the short straw on this assignment.

Slightly OT - I have a friend who worked as a building inspector in a nearby community. One of his jobs was to enforce the ordinance that regulated the various "adult entertainment" bookstores. The city had a minimum interior lighting requirement (can't be too dark) and he had to take measurements with a light meter in all locations. This included the interior of the video booths. :saywhat::rofl:


None of us slept a wink and I had lots of splainin to do.

Not that I have firsthand knowledge of its use... but I hear the explanation that someone must have been having a bad dream has been successfully used.

Don Quixote
12-17-09, 04:46 PM
Not that I have firsthand knowledge of its use... but I hear the explanation that someone must have been having a bad dream has been successfully used. Excellent! I'm afraid I didn't come up with anything that clever. I also wish I had thought of the eagle laying an egg or pigs rutting.