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Don Quixote
07-14-09, 12:13 PM
Sorry to bring this up, but this stuff drives me crazy. If it weren't my duty to control the remote, my wife would have this on all day long. And, now we have it in HG! My wife has learned the following "facts" from the programs on this evil channel:

1) It is ok to prance around and use a hot stick glue gun to put trim on a house.

2) an entire kichen or bathroom is tiled over a 90 second commercial break, including grout and clean up.

3) hardly any site work or preparation is needed to lay a paver patio or sidewalk.

4) particle board furniture can be made in minutes for outside applications.

5) every room of your house needs to be painted 3 or 4 times a year.

6) popcorn ceiling texture comes off with a putty knife over a commercial break, with no mess.

etc, etc, etc.

Can I have a witness!!!!! :D

extramundane
07-14-09, 12:59 PM
7. All male carpenters are British or Australian.

Wheel-Nut
07-14-09, 01:30 PM
8) Genevieve Gorder IS HOT!!


http://img.hgtv.com/HGTV/2009/06/15/HSTAR4_Genevieve-Gorder_s3x4_al.jpg

Wheel-Nut
07-14-09, 01:33 PM
I keep hanging around local garden centers hoping someone wants to follow me home and "re-create" my backyard but the only luck I have had so far is day laborers wanting to get paid!! WTF??

dando
07-14-09, 02:03 PM
8) Genevieve Gorder IS HOT!!


Amen! :D :thumbup:

-Kevin

stroker
07-14-09, 03:13 PM
8) Genevieve Gorder IS HOT!!

If she had a calendar I'd probably have to have one...

nrc
07-14-09, 03:38 PM
8) Genevieve Gorder IS HOT!!

Would you let her put moss on your bedroom walls? :D

Gnam
07-14-09, 03:49 PM
I have no idea what any of you are talking about. ;)



...but Alex McLeod was smokin'.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6591/alexmccleodlg.jpg

Methanolandbrats
07-14-09, 04:35 PM
Chick/Gay channel....they never fix up the only room that matters........the garage.

TKGAngel
07-14-09, 07:03 PM
While some of the home shows are nothing more than house pron, I really like Holmes on Holmes. When he gets po'd about some shoddy construction, his rants are a thing of beauty.