smack gone? [Archive] - Off Camber Forums

stroker

01-23-09, 08:06 PM

I have been reassured by the Boss that the world can not go on without someplace for Big D not to be banned, thus the Asylum will return.

goddammit. Why is there always an exception to a truly excellent idea?

:D

TravelGal

01-23-09, 08:09 PM

This happens periodically when you work where the world is upside down. :D Nevertheless, I am glad for the assurances that it will be back.

Kiwifan

01-23-09, 08:20 PM

I still think you are "Bad Kitty" over there but I have been wrong before. ;)

You lookin' for more free beer, Cam? :)

Rusty.

jcollins28

01-23-09, 09:28 PM

I still think you are "Bad Kitty" over there but I have been wrong before. ;)

You lookin' for more free beer, Cam? :)

Rusty.

TravelGal is not "Bad Kitty".

Lux Interior

01-24-09, 12:42 AM

Smacked says should be back this weekend.

cameraman

01-24-09, 12:56 AM

TravelGal is not "Bad Kitty".

Too bad. The return of the Kitty would do that place some good.

Kiwifan

01-24-09, 01:35 AM

TravelGal is not "Bad Kitty".

As long as it's not Spicoli I don't care who it is. ;) TG just strikes me as naughty and nice. :)

cameraman= 2X llamas :thumbup:

I'm outta here, too many hot rays to catch up on. Ahhhh, summer.

Rusty.

redmist

01-24-09, 02:27 AM

i need my hate.

Cam

01-24-09, 07:53 AM

I'm outta here, too many hot rays to catch up on. Ahhhh, summer.

Rusty.

You got that 2 days of summer already? Hope you enjoyed it mate. Another 363 before you get the next.:)

Kiwifan

01-24-09, 01:32 PM

Ahh Summer, 30 deg heat, lazy days around the pool, the sound of ball on willow, Australia getting thumped in the cricket, Andrew Symonds doing a Robbie Gordon... :)

Take care Cambo. :thumbup:

Rusty.

SteveH

01-24-09, 03:03 PM

too much bundy?

stroker

01-28-09, 12:17 AM

Still no sign of Smack?

Kiwifan

01-28-09, 02:01 AM

No. :( I might have to cross the Ditch and hit Cam with a wet Wombat. ;)

Lux Interior

01-28-09, 12:21 PM

I will talk to smacked and get it going again

TravelGal

01-28-09, 06:45 PM

TravelGal is not "Bad Kitty".

You see, Rusty, I wouldn't kid you. I've been outed by someone there so I keep my posts to a minimum. You can't have sweet, innocuous, (some might say inane), and mild-mannered TravelGal posting on Smack, now can you?

Kiwifan

01-28-09, 11:03 PM

and mild-mannered TravelGal posting on Smack, now can you?

No! That's why I thought "Bad Kitty." Sugar and Spice and all that. :)

Just joshing with you TG, as long as you aren't Spicoli all is well. ;)

Must be time for you to come Downunder again? We miss you.

Take care.

Rusty.

formulaben

01-29-09, 03:25 AM

Domain expired?
Hawaiian lawyers at work?

I have been reassured by the Boss that the world can not go on without someplace for Big D not to be banned, thus the Asylum will return.

goddammit. Why is there always an exception to a truly excellent idea?

:D

:rofl:

nissan gtp

01-30-09, 08:04 PM

bump.

geeze, put another quarter in:irked:

Al Czervik

01-30-09, 11:57 PM

As a former commissioner of a fantasy baseball league, I can understand the problems of hosting something for the good of others. With that being said, and with the recent developments with :tony:'s league, I want to let loose with a few expletives not deleted!

Not that I don't appreciate OC.

emjaya

01-31-09, 05:24 AM

Domain expired?
Hawaiian lawyers at work?

I've found the problem. :gomer:

I take great pleasure sitting on my balcony sipping on a beer while the traffic jam below develops.

The bludger is kicking back and taking it easy, instead of slaving over a hot computer cranking up Smackers for us.

He's probably there right now, drinking beer and relaxing, watching the lemmings go by, not thinking of us at all. :cool: :)

Lux Interior

01-31-09, 07:55 AM

I'm working on it. :thumbup:

Ripped

01-31-09, 09:59 AM

Work harder!!!

Lux Interior

01-31-09, 12:33 PM

I'm trying to get the name re activated. I have an email in to the the registrar. If not we can call it something else. Any ideas?

Indy

01-31-09, 12:43 PM

Tardforum?

Indy

01-31-09, 12:45 PM

Breasticlesareus?

Indy

01-31-09, 12:45 PM

Haters.com?

EDwardo

01-31-09, 12:46 PM

Shirleysarmpit?

:D

Lux Interior

01-31-09, 12:51 PM

How about tracktards.net? Has a nice ring to it.

matthole

01-31-09, 12:55 PM

None of those names are any good. :yuck:

Are you implying that all of the collective genius posted on there is gone? The May hate month thread will have to be rebuilt from scratch? :irked:

Lux Interior

01-31-09, 01:59 PM

If someone else locked up the name and I can't get it we're screwed. Evidentally, there was trouble getting it renewed. Someone may have snaked it.

Still, even if we call it racinghaters.net, shirleysarmpit, or tardforum, the board will still be the same.

I'm on it!

stroker

01-31-09, 04:24 PM

I'm trying to get the name re activated. I have an email in to the the registrar. If not we can call it something else. Any ideas?

How about the Porcelain Speedway?

01-31-09, 05:31 PM

Accoarse someone squatted on it! Wouldn't you if the rollz where reversus? By the time the first "available" screen popped up, it was gone, I'm sure.

Mindytardse.cx

(Mindytards might work, but "smackforum" roollz)

eiregosod

01-31-09, 05:47 PM

resurrect the original site from ze mensh vo brought sich die Hawaiian lawyeren

www.crapwagon.org :rofl:

extramundane

01-31-09, 05:59 PM

resurrect the original site from ze mensh vo brought sich die Hawaiian lawyeren

www.crapwagon.org :rofl:

:rofl:

Is PTForum.com available?

eiregosod

01-31-09, 06:07 PM

:rofl:

Is PTForum.com available?

LMAO even better :D

TravelGal

01-31-09, 06:11 PM

Shirleysarmpit?

:D

Actually, I sort of like that.

How about tracktards.net? Has a nice ring to it.

We iz NOT 'tards! :mad: But, as you're working on it, Madame milquetoast will try to type whatever you chose into her browser with out further complaint. At least not HERE. ;)

I'm still seeing Cam. Guess he needed more than tu cows. Groaner of the day, I know.

So how's about Smackforum.org I mean, the mind REELS with possibulities....

RusH

01-31-09, 07:16 PM

c`mon Cam...I miss my hate :mad:

:gomer:

STD

01-31-09, 08:35 PM

LMAO even better :D

cupcakes. :)

eiregosod

01-31-09, 09:13 PM

cupcakes. :)

cupcakes washed down with the B2D2s :tony:

Lux Interior

01-31-09, 11:04 PM

Still working on it! Going to require a phone call on Monday to get it sorted out.

miatanut

02-01-09, 02:59 AM

thehickyard

Iglooboi probably took it. Doesn't the original owner have any rights over it if they've been using it the last couple years but let it lapse?

02-01-09, 03:15 AM

thehickyard

Iglooboi probably took it. Doesn't the original owner have any rights over it if they've been using it the last couple years but let it lapse?

Maybe, but you'd probably need to hire some Hawaiian lawyers to smack you case.

stroker

02-01-09, 10:22 AM

Can somebody give me the nickle version of the Hawaiian Lawyer story? Somehow I missed it over the last few years...

Al Czervik

02-01-09, 11:12 AM

Can somebody give me the nickle version of the Hawaiian Lawyer story? Somehow I missed it over the last few years...

IIRC, it involves Spicoli, and...

wait a minute, that really explains it all, doesn't it.

STD

02-01-09, 06:54 PM

cupcakes washed down with the B2D2s :tony:

:rofl:

RusH

02-01-09, 08:49 PM

Still working on it! Going to require a phone call on Monday to get it sorted out.

Do you have a Hawaiian lawyer defense fund this time?:D

eiregosod

02-02-09, 01:17 PM

:rofl:

don't forget a few glasses of Hawaiian Punch.

Lux Interior

02-02-09, 08:03 PM

Should be back soon. Lawyers are just finishing up the final agreement.

STD

02-02-09, 08:56 PM

Smacko

STD

02-02-09, 09:00 PM

don't forget a few glasses of Hawaiian Punch.

With or without the addition of some fermented sugar cane?

02-02-09, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by eiregosod
don't forget a few glasses of Hawaiian Punch.

With or without the addition of some fermented sugar cane?

Could you girls take your Brokeback Racetrack memories into PM's?

Thanks.

:p

STD

02-03-09, 10:38 AM

:rofl::gomer:

Lux Interior

02-04-09, 04:15 PM

It's back. Smackforum is the ying to offcambers yang. Kind of like the evil twin sister:D

02-04-09, 04:16 PM

It's back. Smackforum is the ying to offcambers yang. Kind of like the evil twin sister:D

Try again, pal.

Smack is like an Elvis sighting. Fleeting, yet very very important.

SurfaceUnits

02-04-09, 05:03 PM

Could you girls take your Brokeback Racetrack memories into PM's?

Thanks.

:p
http://www.drudgereport.com/br.jpg

stroker

02-04-09, 08:21 PM

Back? Not finding it on .net or .com...?

cameraman

02-04-09, 08:32 PM

.net and running just fine.

Clear your cache and try again.

stroker

02-05-09, 09:54 AM

nope. Cleared my cache (firefox) and all I get is page load errors.

Al Czervik

02-05-09, 11:40 AM

nope. Cleared my cache (firefox) and all I get is page load errors.

Sounds like a PEBKAC issue.

<runs>

Methanolandbrats

02-05-09, 05:10 PM

That's a nice site. Well adjusted, loving people and posts filled with optimism and hope. :gomer:And Batman really does have superpowers. :D

cameraman

06-23-09, 09:35 AM

It's back. Smackforum is the ying to offcambers yang. Kind of like the evil twin sister:D

So what's up with da evil twin sister?

extramundane

06-23-09, 10:18 AM

So what's up with da evil twin sister?

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5346/hilflyerweb.jpg

06-23-09, 10:20 AM

:rofl:

You just can't hide from them.

Lux Interior

06-23-09, 10:45 AM

I think it's just a software renewal issue. Should be back soon. :gomer:

TravelGal

06-23-09, 08:59 PM

I think it's just a software renewal issue. Should be back soon. :gomer:

You can say that but I posted a day or two ago and that probably threw the whole thing into [fill in your appropriate term here].

SteveH

06-23-09, 09:14 PM

So what's up with da evil twin sister?

too much Bundaberg ;) :D

Indy

06-23-09, 09:35 PM

Maybe the site is being regeared for the new split.

I am very excited about all the new hate. :thumbup:

Sean Malone

06-23-09, 10:09 PM

I was wondering what that smell was around here...the toilet backed up again.

RusH

06-23-09, 10:19 PM

I was wondering what that smell was around here...the toilet backed up again.

Biff forgot to flush :D

Hameroids

06-24-09, 01:23 AM

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

TravelGal

06-24-09, 03:26 AM

This is really disappointing. Hameroids pops up like a flour ball in the gravy (thank you Tennessee Ernie Ford) and all I get is RED X? Harumph.

Indy

06-24-09, 08:54 AM

He posted this: http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

06-26-09, 03:23 PM

C'mon, Cam! Fix it already!

There's too much cockroach stupidity going on in the web. We need the gritty florescent kitchen lighting of Smack to scatter it all away.

And we need better metaphors.

RusH

06-26-09, 03:32 PM

:modpower: http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

grungex

06-26-09, 07:59 PM

:rofl:

RusH

06-26-09, 09:35 PM

c`m on Cam...wake up. No place to post stupit posts :gomer:

k8OXzKmJUVY

jcollins28

06-27-09, 02:01 AM

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m7gj6p.jpg

I miss smack

Ankf00

06-27-09, 02:42 AM

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m7gj6p.jpg

I miss smack

So are you Senator Wide Stance, or former Governor Guido?

TravelGal

06-27-09, 11:11 AM

He posted this: http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

I should have known. Or a bunny, *depend*ing on the mood of the day. :D

Hameroids

06-27-09, 04:10 PM

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m7gj6p.jpg

A Brokeback Christmas

"I can't quit believing in you!" http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

racermike

06-27-09, 04:35 PM

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9886/unseen.jpg

trish

06-27-09, 04:58 PM

Could be a woman.

dando

06-27-09, 05:10 PM

Could be a woman.

:eek: :yuck: :saywhat:

-Kevin

SteveH

06-27-09, 05:16 PM

no one should ever complain about me posting a picture of Flavio in a thong again. :gomer:

Gnam

06-27-09, 06:30 PM

^ kudos to trish :laugh:

Indy

06-27-09, 06:51 PM

Could be a woman.

If you are not on smack, you should be.

:nicehate:

Kahauna Dreamer

06-27-09, 07:39 PM

:modpower: http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif
No...it's :adminpower:

miatanut

06-27-09, 07:55 PM

The mid-winter weather making people grumpy on the bottom of the world.

06-27-09, 08:21 PM

The mid-winter weather making people grumpy on the bottom of the world.

The Oztard must've went down south for a tripabout.

Some whacked-out wallabies from Down Under are giving new meaning to the phrase "party animal."

The manic marsupials have been getting high on opium in poppy fields, then hopping in circles flattening the plants in the Australian state of Tasmania.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Attorney-General Lara Giddings told The Mercury, a Tasmanian newspaper. "Then they crash."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/25/2009-06-25_wallabies_in_tasmania_australia_getting_high_on _poppy_plants_creating_crop_circl.html#ixzz0JgB6Jf Lk&D

Cam crashed? (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/25/2009-06-25_wallabies_in_tasmania_australia_getting_high_on _poppy_plants_creating_crop_circl.html)

(cool thing about NYDailyNews website: if you copy a part of the story, it automatically pastes the link for you.)

pchall

06-28-09, 12:16 PM

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Attorney-General Lara Giddings told The Mercury, a Tasmanian newspaper. "Then they crash."

I wonder if the IRL could use wallabies when they run out of human drivers?

I googled Smackforum and came up with this:

smackforum.net Estimated Worth $146 USD by websiteoutlook
smackforum.net valuation by websiteoutlook. ... Comments. No commentsBe the first person to write a comment on smackforum.net ...
www.websiteoutlook.com/www.smackforum.net - Cached - Similar

And here I thought Smack was priceless.

SteveH

06-28-09, 12:26 PM

Interesting, I just checked a few websites on websiteoutlook and look what it says for SMACK now

smackforum.net Estimated Worth $240.9 USD

http://websiteoutlook.com/www.smackforum.net

Its dead and yet it becomes more valuable.

This new economy rocks. :thumbup:

trish

06-28-09, 12:39 PM

Looks like the decimal point is in the wrong place.

pchall

06-28-09, 12:41 PM

Its dead and yet it becomes more valuable.

This new economy rocks. :thumbup:

Maybe Cam has a bidding war going between people who want the domain name for a BDSM site?:eek:

Kahauna Dreamer

06-28-09, 02:52 PM

Maybe Cam has a bidding war going between people who want the domain name for a BDSM site?:eek:

I hope not...don't think I'd want to design the logo for AUTOEROTICASPHYXIATIONforum. I mean, I'm not doing the SMACK fist choking a hooded llama or sumsuch...

Lux Interior

06-28-09, 05:31 PM

Cam says just needs to renew the software. He's working on it.

06-28-09, 06:21 PM

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m7gj6p.jpg

I miss smack

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5524/technovikingfaggotry.jpg (http://img205.imageshack.us/i/technovikingfaggotry.jpg/) http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/technovikingfaggotry.jpg/1/w589.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img205/technovikingfaggotry.jpg/1/)