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IlliniRacer
07-02-08, 11:13 AM
Snyder was hit by a foul ball off the bat of Milwaukee outfielder Corey Hart in the fourth inning. Snyder was diagnosed with a left testicular fracture and will have surgery on Wednesday.

Chris Snyder placed on DL (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080701&content_id=3042535&vkey=news_ari&fext=.jsp&c_id=ari)

If you read that without wincing, you're lying.

dando
07-02-08, 12:19 PM
Chris Snyder placed on DL (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080701&content_id=3042535&vkey=news_ari&fext=.jsp&c_id=ari)

If you read that without wincing, you're lying.

Dude. There's no wincing in baseball. ;)

:eek:

-Kevin

TrueBrit
07-02-08, 12:28 PM
Oh dear God!!!

I'm STILL wincing......

Methanolandbrats
07-02-08, 12:32 PM
His sack must look like a purple grapefruit :eek:

TrueBrit
07-02-08, 12:33 PM
Sorry...i'm still trying to get over the "fractured" part of that statement...:eek:

cameraman
07-02-08, 12:49 PM
fracture = rupture in this case also known as a tear in the tunica albuginea that requires surgical correction.

Sounds less painful when you say it in latin...

chop456
07-02-08, 12:52 PM
foul ball


You can say that again! :gomer:

Methanolandbrats
07-02-08, 12:55 PM
Did he have to leave the game? :gomer: Video?

ChampcarShark
07-02-08, 04:57 PM
That must have hurt a lot.

Don't they all use protection???

I mean a sports cup.

cameraman
07-02-08, 05:10 PM
Don't they all use protection???

He just got hit that hard:eek:

Gnam
07-02-08, 06:32 PM
Lawsuit! What jury/judge wouldn't side with him? ;)

SteveH
07-02-08, 07:13 PM
see Virgil Livers, former Chicago Bear :eek:

and read this (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=fleming/040922) :eek: X 1,000

Andrew Longman
07-02-08, 08:26 PM
I played organized football for 29 years. Age 11 to 40. Midgets, HS, highly competitive Division II program and then highly competitive national travel 9 on 9 team.

I can say I used a cup for exactly one practice in all that time.

But when you compare it to the likely 15 concussions I've had, the countless slobberknockers I've taken, and the gruesome blown knees, arms and shoulders I've witnessed, a shot to the nuts was not something of primary concern. In fact, maximizing agility and the ability to inflict pain on the opponent are seen as important factors in keeping Mr Johnson and company happy and safe.

And I have three healthy happy children and a happy wife to show for it :thumbup:

For those paying attention, in the last 20 years, hip (girdle) pads and knee pads and even smaller shoulder pads are the trend for exactly the same reasons.

oddlycalm
07-02-08, 10:00 PM
Bring on the Vicoden. :eek:

oc

cart7
07-03-08, 07:37 AM
meh... the urologist that did my vasectomy did far worse to me. :mad: