Someone hit the Tooth Bleach

[Wheel-Nut]

Nice shine.

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/indycar/2008/sp/indycar-2008-sp-tm-0028.jpg

[cameraman]

No bleach needed.

American Standard's "White Heat" porcelain should never need bleaching...

http://www.americanstandard-us.com/Assets/Images/landing/bidetsLanding.jpg

[Audi_A4]

those teeth are too white

[JLMannin]

Dentists absolutely love this white teeth craze. Nothing pleases them more than millions of Americans etching the enamel off their teeth - helps them rot much faster, requiring $$$ of restorative dental work later.

[Sean Malone]

Didn't he get caps? We laughed our asses off at the St Pete race during the driver introduction, Weldon hit the stage and flashed his new ivory. You could see those white chicklets for a mile. I *&^* you not!:D

[nrc]

Is Clorox one of his sponsors?

[TKGAngel]

Didn't he get caps? We laughed our asses off at the St Pete race during the driver introduction, Weldon hit the stage and flashed his new ivory. You could see those white chicklets for a mile. I *&^* you not!:D

I think he got caps. He also looks different than when he first entered the US racing scene, but I can't put my finger on it. Capped teeth wouldn't make that much of a difference, would they?

And, hang on to your hollyhocks, he got married this off-season.

[Gnam]

I'm sure he was very pretty bride. :laugh: Malone's ideal man (http://www.sptimes.com/2008/03/06/Sports/Wheldon_s_life_speeds.shtml)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/445/sportswheldon2624142az2.jpg

[cameraman]

That is a full set of veneers. Porcelain or some other ceramic.
You can't see his real teeth anymore.

[Gnam]

*edit
Tony Renna - 2003 Indy 500

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/180/irl2003indmk0123rf5.jpg

[STD]

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[Anteater]

Wheldon got caps; it was covered in the 1/28 issue of AutoWeak. Here's pressdog's funny take on it:
http://pressdog.typepad.com/dogblog/2008/02/wheldons-teeth.html

[Accipiter]

Ridiculously white teeth look worse than dingy coffee stained ones. If they are whiter than baby teeth, you've gone too far.

[TrueBrit]

I'm sure he was very pretty bride. :laugh: Malone's ideal man (http://www.sptimes.com/2008/03/06/Sports/Wheldon_s_life_speeds.shtml)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/445/sportswheldon2624142az2.jpg

That's quite a pretty beard...

I'm sorry but if that picture doesn't scream "Brokeback Mountain" then i really need to get my gaydar fixed..

[Easy]

http://www.foxhome.com/aboutmary/assets/castcrew/img_dillon.jpg

[JLMannin]

I'm sure he was very pretty bride. :laugh: Malone's ideal man (http://www.sptimes.com/2008/03/06/Sports/Wheldon_s_life_speeds.shtml)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/445/sportswheldon2624142az2.jpg

So who's the blonde dude? :gomer: <--(Dando, that's for you :gomer: )

[Brickman]

Dan Wheldon - 2003 Indy 500

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/180/irl2003indmk0123rf5.jpg

I think that ^^^ is Tony Renna...

here's danny Boy.

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/irl/2003/ind/irl-2003-ind-tm-0382.jpg

[TKGAngel]

I'm sorry, but a new set of teeth isn't the only thing that turned Danny Boy into a Ken doll.

[dando]

So who's the blonde dude? :gomer: <--(Dando, that's for you :gomer: )

:gomer: :D

-Kevin

[Easy]

That is Renna, not Chompers.

[Gnam]

:gomer: for me.

[oddlycalm]

Wheldon got caps; it was covered in the 1/28 issue of AutoWeak. Here's pressdog's funny take on it:
http://pressdog.typepad.com/dogblog/2008/02/wheldons-teeth.html Yeah, that was one of his better ones....:D

Wheldon's Teeth Jeopardize British Citizenship

[pineapple]

I'm sorry, but a new set of teeth isn't the only thing that turned Danny Boy into a Ken doll.
Hmmm... brow lift, chin implant, eye job, nose tweaking, dermabrasion, cheek implants, waxing/electrolysis and botox treatments?
He looks plastic.

[JohnHKart]

Nice shine.

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/indycar/2008/sp/indycar-2008-sp-tm-0028.jpg

Im my house that's called having your teeth "Bogotized". In honor of the fine dental work that the dentists in Bogota perform. (no joke...they are good.) We started noticing a few years ago how awesome the teeth were on the actresses in Colombia...Even Miss Canada, , a Miss Universe candidate of a couple of years ago who's actually originally from Russia had her teeth done down there.

John

[Sean O'Gorman]

Obviously this dental work did not extend to his wife

[Chief]

Hmmm... brow lift, chin implant, eye job, nose tweaking, dermabrasion, cheek implants, waxing/electrolysis and botox treatments? He looks plastic.
Or a young Emerson Fittipaldi.

[G.]

They actually did a featurette on it on the broadcast. (watched for a few to see the hype. It made me weep. And I went to bed.)

Now we know, if we bitch about something and make fun of it, the broadcast partner will play it.

What have we gotten on the air over the years?
Toofs
cheeze graters

What else?

Now if we can just get those rumors of Danicant's pregnancy addressed...