pressdog gots some good ones

[G.]

"Turns out all these people who were having knipshuns and frothing at the mouth and flopping around the floor like fish were open-wheel racing fans," said Lt. Peter Dormster of the Indy police. "We got a couple of Champ Car fans in isolation right now. Wearing paper suits."

Dormster explained that "paper suits" are literally jail jumpsuits made out of paper. Since the suit will tear easily, it cannot be used to hang yourself. "All we gotta hear is 'if this is true, I may hang myself' and we have their shoelaces, belts and they're stripped and put into paper suits."

check out the bacon festival, as well (http://pressdog.typepad.com/dogblog/2008/02/doctors-report.html):rofl: :laugh:

[oddlycalm]

Just where I want to eat, a place named El Bait Shop...:gomer: Can't make this stuff up.

Probably only a minor exageration on the Indy story.

oc

[solpadeine]

Thanks for the heads up. Can't miss a bacon festival.

Here's a bacon cheese baconburger recipe to get you everyone warmed up (or in the hospital):

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bcb/index.html