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Dvdb
02-12-08, 11:01 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/danica-patrick/08_danica-patrick_1.html


comments???

Methanolandbrats
02-12-08, 11:06 AM
Needs implants ASAP.

Indy
02-12-08, 11:42 AM
Given everything that is going on, all I can think is, wow, promotion, what a concept.

Nice tramp stamp, though. :gomer:

Wheel-Nut
02-12-08, 11:44 AM
What's it promoting?

Sean Malone
02-12-08, 11:45 AM
Horrible pics. Even when she smiles she looks like a bitter witch.

Indy
02-12-08, 11:48 AM
What's it promoting?

Little boobies. Little boobies need love, too.

Methanolandbrats
02-12-08, 11:51 AM
Little boobies. Little boobies need love, too.Little is fine, but how the hell do you get little ones to sag at that age?

dando
02-12-08, 11:57 AM
<spickly>

14 year old Korean boy?

</spickly>

:gomer:

:yuck:

Thx for runing my bfast. :irked:

-Kevin

Indy
02-12-08, 12:00 PM
Little is fine, but how the hell do you get little ones to sag at that age?

Dunno, good genetics?

Sean Malone
02-12-08, 12:04 PM
Is this part of her dad's master plan to get her into NASCAR?

Methanolandbrats
02-12-08, 12:11 PM
Is this part of her dad's master plan to get her into NASCAR? Evernham probably has a position for her.

Easy
02-12-08, 12:17 PM
Not missionary either.

cameraman
02-12-08, 04:07 PM
I am at a loss as to how an individual can so consistently be given poorly fitted & downright ugly clothing in "professional" photo shoots:saywhat:

Methanolandbrats
02-12-08, 04:25 PM
I am at a loss as to how an individual can so consistently be given poorly fitted & downright ugly clothing in "professional" photo shoots:saywhat:I think it's the model. You could wrap some women in tinfoil and they would still look incredible.

TrueBrit
02-12-08, 04:25 PM
Definitely needs larger front bumpers....

Accipiter
02-12-08, 04:39 PM
I can't wait until her career is over so we can see her attempt to cling to fleeting fame by posing in Playboy.

G.
02-12-08, 04:42 PM
2 things,

1. I thought that she said that she wasn't going to do racy photo shoots anymore?

2. What is her tramp stamp tat design? Anyone have a closeup?

"Insert Yen here"

Don Quixote
02-12-08, 04:53 PM
The "arched back" photos are priceless. :yuck:

Indy
02-12-08, 09:10 PM
"Insert Yen here"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

pchall
02-12-08, 10:41 PM
She's got the shoulders of a 14 year old wrestler and the rest of the body to match. Hospenthal probably asked for her power steering so she could return to that youthful 12 year old waif-like look.

Andrew Longman
02-13-08, 12:24 AM
2. What is her tramp stamp tat design? Anyone have a closeup?

It showed up in the FHM shoot too. It looked like either a UPC code of just a rectangular block of ink (covering up something prior?)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/08_danica-patrick_behind_10.jpg

Ed_Severson
02-13-08, 12:32 AM
It looked like either a UPC code of just a rectangular block of ink

It's an American flag. Get your eyes checked, old man! :p

nrc
02-13-08, 12:32 AM
U.S. flag, isn't it?

Methanolandbrats
02-13-08, 01:14 AM
I cannot understand why she takes her clothes off or drives. She's a backmarker driver and at best a mid-packer slut.......nobody GAF.

Sean O'Gorman
02-13-08, 01:30 AM
It looks like an American flag morphing into a black flag or a checkered flag.

pchall
02-13-08, 07:34 AM
It's an American flag. Get your eyes checked, old man! :p

Her next book? Danica Patrick: An American Tail

G.
02-13-08, 12:48 PM
posted somewhere else...

tf post. SI 'shops the tat out on some of the pics. (http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1631976&postcount=31)

Don Quixote
02-13-08, 01:06 PM
It looks like an American flag morphing into a black flag or a checkered flag. If so, its the closest she will ever get to a real checkered flag.

Dirk Diggler
02-13-08, 01:10 PM
I prefer Milf's.

Insomniac
02-13-08, 02:19 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/

Don't waste your time on Danica. 47 other models.

chop456
02-13-08, 02:34 PM
It looks like an American flag morphing into a black flag or a checkered flag.

Maybe it's an ID showing her proof of age as a reminder.

GLenz
02-13-08, 05:09 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/

Don't waste your time on Danica. 47 other models.

Yes. Check out Jeff Gordon's wife, among others.:thumbup:

Dvdb
02-13-08, 11:08 PM
I'm sorry I started this thread...................kinda

Sean Malone
02-13-08, 11:17 PM
posted somewhere else...

tf post. SI 'shops the tat out on some of the pics. (http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1631976&postcount=31)

And airbrushed out the stretch marks. How does a 100lb, young, fit girl have stretch marks.

emjaya
02-14-08, 09:23 AM
And airbrushed out the stretch marks. How does a 100lb, young, fit girl have stretch marks.

She's not that young and she's not that fit.

Wheel-Nut
02-14-08, 12:07 PM
Yes. Check out Jeff Gordon's wife, among others.:thumbup:


I didn't notice Jimmy Johnson, which one is Mrs. Gordon? :rofl:

Insomniac
02-14-08, 01:39 PM
Yes. Check out Jeff Gordon's wife, among others.:thumbup:

Meh. :\ I think it's evident I need to move to Brazil. :)

Ana Beatriz Barros
Yasmin Brunet
JeĆ­sa Chiminazzo
Daniella Sarahyba

Accipiter
02-14-08, 02:23 PM
They also tried to airbrush in some cleavage on this one:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/danica-patrick/08_danica-patrick_10.html

You can see the shadow doesn't exactly work with the source of light.

Winston Wolfe
02-15-08, 01:40 AM
looks like she also left her wedding ring at home as well.....:eek:
prolly came off when she took the gloves off in that one shot.....
or she left it in her helmet bag. :shakehead

Fio1
02-15-08, 01:53 PM
I like the huge watch she has on. It looks like a commercial for that watch. Some of the pics are pretty decent. I also liked that she had her own sub-section; cheerleaders, player's wives, models, Danica. :laugh:

Chief
02-15-08, 02:25 PM
Sorry fellers, a tractor trailer full of VIAGRA couldn't shock me into getting with that IRL skank. If the straw hair and perpetual beeyotch look on her sad sack puss ain't enough to turn ya off, I heard that IRL emblem is now used in Emergency Rooms as the antidote to longer than 4 hour Viagra ED overdoses. Works everytime.

pchall
02-15-08, 05:17 PM
Maybe it's an ID showing her proof of age as a reminder.

:D