rocket
05-11-03, 07:53 PM
>"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
>Duct tape won't fix that.
>Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
>Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>We don't keep firearms in this house.
>Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
>You can't feed that to the dog.
>I thought Graceland was tacky.
>No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
>Wrasslin's fake.
>Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
>We're vegetarians.
>Do you think my hair is too big?
>I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
>Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
>Who's Richard Petty?
>Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>Deer heads detract from the decor.
>Spitting is such a nasty habit.
>I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
>Trim the fat off that steak.
>Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
>The tires on that truck are too big.
>I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
>I've got it all on a floppy disk.
>Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
>My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
>I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
>Checkmate.
>She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
>Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
>Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>I don't have a favorite college team.
>Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
>I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
>Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'.
>Elvis who?
>Duct tape won't fix that.
>Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
>Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>We don't keep firearms in this house.
>Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
>You can't feed that to the dog.
>I thought Graceland was tacky.
>No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
>Wrasslin's fake.
>Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
>We're vegetarians.
>Do you think my hair is too big?
>I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
>Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
>Who's Richard Petty?
>Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>Deer heads detract from the decor.
>Spitting is such a nasty habit.
>I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
>Trim the fat off that steak.
>Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
>The tires on that truck are too big.
>I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
>I've got it all on a floppy disk.
>Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
>My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
>I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
>Checkmate.
>She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
>Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
>Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>I don't have a favorite college team.
>Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
>I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
>Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'.
>Elvis who?