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emjaya
08-29-07, 09:18 AM
No link, but this from the Australian today.

Thai police arrest serial rapist of women, cows, banana trees


Bangkok - Thai police arrested a 23-year-old man suspected of being a serial rapist of women, cows and banana trees, media reports said Tuesday.

Ekkarat Dapngern was arrested by a squad of 10 policemen Monday afternoon in his hideaway in Nakorn Sri Thammarat province, 560 kilometres south of Bangkok, said the Phuchadgarn daily newspaper.

There were several warrants out for Ekkarat's arrest on rape charges and numerous complaints from irate farmers that he had assaulted their cows and banana trees. A 5,000 baht (147 dollars) reward was offered for his arrest.

Police found sniffing glue, several photos of women and a few love letters addressed to 'nong wua,' or 'little sister cow,' in Ekkarat's shack.

Asked why he assaulted cows, Ekkarat reportedly answered, 'Anyone who has had sex with a cow knows there is nothing odd about it at all.'

The maximum jail sentence for rape in Thailand is four years.

'Anyone who has had sex with a cow knows there is nothing odd about it at all.'

Nothing odd at all, to a man who has sex with a banana tree.

devilmaster
08-29-07, 09:44 AM
Nothing odd at all, to a man who has sex with a banana tree.

Well, there goes my light breakfast... ;) :rofl:

Methanolandbrats
08-29-07, 09:53 AM
Does'nt sound all that unusual for Thailand.

Indy
08-29-07, 10:47 AM
"little sister cow" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Those banana trees better get tested.

Andrew Longman
08-30-07, 10:05 AM
How do you tell if a tree has been raped? Is there like a rape kit for that?

Maybe the better question is how do you rape a tree?


The maximum jail sentence for rape in Thailand is four years.

Only for years? Its a capital crime in a lot of places. And a sport in others.

Does it make a difference if it is a cow, tree, woman or man?

Methanolandbrats
08-30-07, 10:11 AM
How do you tell if a tree has been raped? Is there like a rape kit for that?

Maybe the better question is how do you rape a tree?



Only for years? Its a capital crime in a lot of places. And a sport in others.

Does it make a difference if it is a cow, tree, woman or man?

Given the shape of the banana tree, I think you have to sit on it to rape it :D
http://www.ethanmeleg.com/Images/CRbananas2.jpg

As far as the sentence goes, I have a friend from Thailand and 15 years ago a girl was raped near her home. The cops shot the guy, left him in the street and told his family to come and get him.

Dirk Diggler
08-30-07, 11:55 AM
Well come on, look at how that banana tree is dressed. It's asking for it.

coolhand
08-30-07, 11:56 AM
Thailand is where all the pedos go, probably because they can get aay with that behavior there

Sean O'Gorman
08-30-07, 12:56 PM
Thailand is where all the pedos go, probably because they can get aay with that behavior there

Isn't Gary Glitter due to be put in front of a firing squad in Thailand for that stuff?

cameraman
08-30-07, 01:01 PM
Isn't Gary Glitter due to be put in front of a firing squad in Thailand for that stuff?

No. In fact he gets to go home soon.:thumdown:


The lawyer for the disgraced rock star Gary Glitter has said he is hopeful his client will be released from jail in Vietnam on child sex-abuse charges early next month. Le Than Kinh said yesterday that Glitter, 62, had served two-thirds of his sentence and been a well-behaved and popular prisoner. His second appeal is timed to coincide with Vietnam's independence day on 2 September.

Methanolandbrats
08-30-07, 01:24 PM
Vietnam is way more conservative than Thailand. Kinda like the difference between Salt Lake City and Provincetown Mass.