It's a sheep.

[emjaya]

THOUSANDS of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles.

Here (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21629305-2,00.html)

:saywhat:

[cameraman]

Damn, you need to be a special kind of stupid...

:shakehead

[oddlycalm]

Japanese film star Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food. She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep. Think how she'll feel when someone tells her the truth about that baby snake the interviewer had her playing with before the show...:gomer:

oc

[coolhand]

What would a sheep be like for a pet?

[Ankf00]

if she was a Kiwi, just think how excited she'd have been at receiving such news!



What would a sheep be like for a pet?

dunno, but I'm sure A&M's website has an entire faq on that, as well as man/ewe courtship rituals.

[RichK]

Sheep will keep you up at night with all that chewing, as they are ruminants. Yes, I went to A&M. :gomer: :D

[cameraman]

Lambs rank high up there on the cute scale (tasty too but that is for another thread) but I sure would not want an adult sheep in my house. Even the well trained sheep they use for the elementary school show & tells are not housebroken in any way shape or form. A well fed & watered sheep can make a hell of a mess. (You don't let them near any water until after the show)

[emjaya]

I've not been able to eat black jelly beans because of sheep. I blame my sisters and Sarah, the sheep that lived next door. :gomer:

[G.]

Ahem.

<cough>snopes<cough>

WTF does black jelly beans have to do with sheep, anyways??

[emjaya]

Ahem.

<cough>snopes<cough>

WTF does black jelly beans have to do with sheep, anyways??

Because of the evil, mean and nasty brides of Satan that were my sisters, I forever associate the two. :gomer:





It's a long story.:D

[cameraman]

Because of the evil, mean and nasty brides of Satan that were my sisters, I forever associate the two. :gomer:

That is so wrong. How old were you at the time?

[emjaya]

That is so wrong. How old were you at the time?


4 or 5. :)

[G.]

Sorry man.:(

(flashbacks ensue)

http://www.thegreatwallnut.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/P1010123.JPG

snopies sez BS
(http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/poodlesheep.asp)

took me a while to figure it out.:gomer:

Are you now forever known as The Sheep **** Eater?

[chop456]

"Liiiiiisaaaaaa....you said you looooooved meeeeeee....."

[Kiwifan]

em', one of your sisters isn't called Baabara is she? Just asking... :)

Don't even think about mentioning any recent sporting events, I'm beating myself up as it is. :)

Rusty.