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pchall
12-13-06, 02:33 PM
übergomer John Barnes signs Japanese superstar Hideki Mutoh for IPS!!!

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/medium/131483_jba.jpg

Of course, you all know that I only posted this to show that eating a daily lunch at Jonathan Byrd's could be detrimental to your health. Jonathan Byrd's Cafeteria -- if it's not trans-fat laden you're just not eating right.
Tifosi24
12-13-06, 02:53 PM
The logo on the driver's shirt looks like the Michigan Tech logo. I know it isn't, but if it was that driver gets serious street cred in the Upper Midwest for just having the stones to wear Michigan Tech apparel.
Cam
12-13-06, 04:24 PM
Gomerville ------> :crickets: Must not be true. Or the meltdown would be epic. :D
trauma1
12-13-06, 04:41 PM
the all americun racing team:rofl:
Wabbit
12-13-06, 04:49 PM
He has many American dirt track wins to his credit....let me just find them...err....make them up....yeah..that's the ticket.
Andrew Longman
12-13-06, 05:00 PM
The logo on the driver's shirt looks like the Michigan Tech logo. I know it isn't, but if it was that driver gets serious street cred in the Upper Midwest for just having the stones to wear Michigan Tech apparel.

As a Northern Michigan Wildcat, gotta agree.:gomer:
Ozarkian
12-13-06, 06:38 PM
the all americun racing team:rofl:

Yep. Shows who's in charge of things. Or at least who's not.
Don Quixote
12-13-06, 07:26 PM
Has Barnes lost weight? :gomer:
IlliniRacer
12-13-06, 11:03 PM
I believe he's been called the Isao Aoki of racing.
Cam
12-14-06, 12:02 AM
The crickets are still chirping. Seems like the Visa deal and Seabass's F1 test are much more important.
trauma1
12-14-06, 09:58 AM
Has Barnes lost weight? :gomer:

looks like he sneeked into Chipster's buffet, :rofl:
Wheel-Nut
12-14-06, 11:33 AM
The crickets are still chirping. Seems like the Visa deal and Seabass's F1 test are much more important.

Don't forget the added 28 laps of the Texas 550K . . . . 28 more chances for a ride to the infield care center!!
Andrew Longman
12-14-06, 01:05 PM
Don't forget the added 28 laps of the Texas 550K . . . . 28 more chances for a ride to the infield care center!!

Oh, its the anti-timed race. 28 more laps for the fans to count down.
Ozarkian
12-14-06, 02:29 PM
Oh, its the anti-timed race. 28 more laps for the fans to count down.

Good planning on the IRL's part - number of extra laps coincides exactly with their fans' fingers and toes so they aren't forced into trying to remember how to do higher math.
chop456
12-14-06, 02:51 PM
Nissan must be thrilled with their new series hot shoe wearing a Honda shirt. :laugh:
RHR_Fan
12-14-06, 04:37 PM
That picture is just wrong in so many ways.

~Nicole
Spicoli
12-16-06, 02:46 AM
nice trophy case in the background.
Hameroids
12-18-06, 05:24 PM
http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/medium/131483_jba.jpg

" 私を食べてはいけない "

Translation -- "PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!"
extramundane
12-18-06, 06:23 PM
What you're all forgetting is that Hideki Mutoh himself weighs over 300 pounds. Only in such close proximity to John Barnes (who comprises 96.2% of the 46241 zip code) does Mutoh look so diminutive.
Spicoli
12-18-06, 06:33 PM
EARL's infield.

http://i14.tinypic.com/2pzb76c.gif
Cam
12-18-06, 07:31 PM
What you're all forgetting is that Hideki Mutoh himself weighs over 300 pounds. Only in such close proximity to John Barnes (who comprises 96.2% of the 46241 zip code) does Mutoh look so diminutive.

Soooooo........ In theory, Mutoh could quite possibly be a dwarf planet that has been sucked into orbit around Barnes? :gomer:
extramundane
12-18-06, 08:26 PM
Soooooo........ In theory, Mutoh could quite possibly be a dwarf planet that has been sucked into orbit around Barnes? :gomer:

Pretty much. I suspect Mutoh simply couldn't get away from Barnes fast enough. Ask Sam Hornish, Penske actually signed him years ago, but he was stuck in Barnes' gravitational pull.