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damiandoan
04-21-03, 05:03 PM
'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html)

:saywhat: :eek: :gomer: :thumbup: :laugh:


But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.


All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft."


Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

DD

devilmaster
04-21-03, 05:06 PM
This is the line I liked best....


Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments. :shakehead

Steve

chop456
04-21-03, 09:44 PM
I can't help but think that Bat Boy was somehow involved.