Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

[Ankf00]

Today we salute you, Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy!

http://www.hipcast.com/playweb?audioid=Pa8d0033bf17b411e3fb1896f55dfc328Y VF5S1REYmBw&buffer=5&shape=1&fc=990000&pc=FF0000&kc=3300CC&bc=FFFFFF&autoplay=1&brand=1&player=ap27


Sure, there are 49 other states in the union. But they're smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny. Yankeeee wussieeees

[ferrarigod]

those ads weren't funny when they first came out.

[rabbit]

Sure, there are 49 other states in the union. But they're smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny. Yankeeee wussieeees
If you split Alaska into two states, Texas would be the third largest state in the Union.

[Ankf00]

y'all wear jorts. :p

[RHR_Fan]

Big here's the real question: is everything bigger in Texas?

[devilmaster]

Grrl made up a real men of genius commercial about tony george.....

can't seem to find it though.

[dando]

Big here's the real question: is everything bigger in Texas?

If you include Ank, no. :gomer: :p

-Kevin

[dando]

y'all wear jorts. :p

Again, I repeat, I don't wanna hear any of this jortspeak:

http://www.buckeyextra.com/2006-photos/0909-bigger-290.jpg

:saywhat:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

again:

http://www.burntorangenation.com/images/admin/texasladies.jpghttp://www.pubclub.com/collegefootball/Images/RoseBowl05TexasHotties.JPG






and again, here we have one of tOSU's finest graduates enjoying public library pr0n:
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DIOc-N6475mY

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/Real_Texas/tOSU.jpg

[Don Quixote]

^^^^^^^^^^
In my opinion, #1 is a fine looking woman.

[ferrarigod]

^^^^^^^^^^
In my opinion, #1 is a fine looking woman.

IMO the girl in the left picture not holding the Schlotzky's cup is hotter than I can handle. Ok they're all hotter than I can handle. But she's special.

[ChampcarShark]

Gooooo Long Horns.......

[dando]

Gooooo Long Horns.......

And take Ankypoo with ya. :gomer:

-Kevin

[Andrew Longman]

Big here's the real question: is everything bigger in Texas?

"Love that Horny Toad...":D

[RHR_Fan]

If you include Ank, no. :gomer: :p

-Kevin

Touché. ;)

~Nicole

[Stu]

ank, nice job finding 4 good looking women out of a population of 20+ million. and 4's pushing it. big sunglasses can cover up a lot.

[EDwardo]

I always get Texas and Oklahoma confused. One blows and the other sucks but I can't remember which is which.

:p

[Sean O'Gorman]

ank, nice job finding 4 good looking women out of a population of 20+ million. and 4's pushing it. big sunglasses can cover up a lot.

Ok, you can't b e serious. Not that Ohio has that many ugly women, but to say Texas is lacking???

[Ankf00]

ank, nice job finding 4 good looking women out of a population of 20+ million. and 4's pushing it. big sunglasses can cover up a lot.

you come from the land of pasty fat chicks. shup.

:gomer:

[Stu]

you come from the land of pasty fat chicks. shup.

:gomer:


Fat?

Courtesy of The CalorieLab United States of Obesity Fattest States Ranking 2006:

10 Texas
16 Ohio

http://calorielab.com/news/2006/08/12/fattest-states-2006/

and their pasty cuz the suns not out.

[nrc]

http://www.nndb.com/people/948/000022882/bettie040-68.jpg
Plenty of fair-skinned lovelies out there (my own included). And they don't end up looking like leatherface at 33.

[Ankf00]

nrc & stu are failing to fully understand the concept of "smack talk," weak sauce :shakehead







:gomer:

[nrc]

nrc & stu are failing to fully understand the concept of "smack talk," weak sauce :shakehead







:gomer:
Ok, how 'bout "It don't make no difference because you've never had a girlfriend anyhow."

[Joelski]

Ok, how 'bout "It don't make no difference because you've never had a girlfriend anyhow."

http://www.globenet.free-online.co.uk/images/nuke.jpg

[extramundane]

nrc & stu are failing to fully understand the concept of "smack talk," weak sauce :shakehead







:gomer:

Yes, but the inclusion of "my own included" shows that nrc fully understands the concept of sleeping in the bed vs. sleeping on the couch.

I'd also like to point out that my beloved is 1000x hotter than any of the above. And I'm not just saying that because she's looking over my shoulder as I type. :eek:

[extramundane]

Ok, how 'bout "It don't make no difference because you've never had a girlfriend anyhow."

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2305/p0wnednk9.jpg

[Ankf00]

Ok, how 'bout "It don't make no difference because you've never had a girlfriend anyhow."

*golf clap*

9.1

:D