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Ankf00
10-26-06, 05:47 PM
...if they want to successfully ply their trade at the Classy Chassis.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l91/ConquistadorTX/poledancing.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17


Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".

The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".

The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

devilmaster
10-26-06, 06:02 PM
Just a simple mistake of mis-marketing.

Target Nascar campers in the infield....

ChampcarShark
10-27-06, 11:27 AM
what is this world coming to,

Am so glad I do not have any daughters

Andrew Longman
10-27-06, 11:46 AM
Tesco last night denied the pole dancing kit was sexually oriented and said it was clearly marked for "adult use".

A spokesman added: "Pole dancing is an increasing exercise craze. This item is for people who want to improve their fitness and have fun at the same time."

Yeah, while releasing their sexual kitten.

The greatest crime he is the price though. That's more than $90 US for a pole, DVD, garter and peekaboo bucks.

They are also selling a strip poker kit. I thought all you needed were cards and clothes (temporarily)?

Linda
10-27-06, 10:51 PM
Yes and some Pacer Players play shootin up over a employee. :shakehead

Spicoli
10-27-06, 11:00 PM
Yes and some Pacer Players play shootin up over a employee. :shakehead

http://www.maggotpunks.com/antis/files/009-02_(Linda_Cramer).jpg

racer2c
10-27-06, 11:04 PM
what is this world coming to,

Am so glad I do not have any daughters

Dude...be glad...be very glad.

I have a 16 year old daughter who is a great kid. First chair violin in the orchestra, equestrian show jumper, 3.8 GPA...and yet I found her myspace page a few weeks ago with the nick 'Candy Lips' and friends comments about 'partying' and sexual innuendos that made me furious.


:mad:

Linda
10-27-06, 11:06 PM
When morning arrived :rofl: :yuck:

manic mechanic
10-27-06, 11:20 PM
http://www.maggotpunks.com/antis/files/009-02_(Linda_Cramer).jpg

Do they have a "reinforced" pole kit for those who have avoided exercise for many years?

If so, I know what my wife can expect to get for xmas... I'll make sure the wrapping and bow are "really purty" !!!:laugh: :rofl: :laugh:

manic

eiregosod
10-27-06, 11:48 PM
...if they want to successfully ply their trade at the Classy Chassis.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l91/ConquistadorTX/poledancing.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17

here's some points against the "daily maul",

The toy was onsale on tesco's website. How many 5 year olds have a credit card to buy this toy?

I don't think that any kid's life would be ruined by seeing a pole-dance kit on a website.

I think this "sexualisation of kids" stuff actually reflects just how desperate and maladjuted adults are. remember the kids want to act like grown-ups right?

This quote is interesting:

"And BHS and others came under fire for selling padded bras embellished with a "Little Miss Naughty" logo and t-shirts with a Playboy-style bunny that said "I love boys...They are stupid.""

Boys are stupid??? Please tell me who exactly is buying this sh--? ya got it in one!

eiregosod
10-28-06, 12:14 AM
The Sun's coverage is even funnier. It comes complete with a suggestive ad for page 3. :laugh: The ad is in equals colours & gets equal space as the other 'item content'.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006490270,00.html


Seriously though, What sort of adult toy has play money in it? SOmeone has a job in an office dreaming this sh-- up to sell to kids.Pester power.

What's the big tie-in with fitness & sex these days anyway? not many people make any decent living out of porn anyways.

Tim
10-28-06, 08:55 PM
Dude...be glad...be very glad.

I have a 16 year old daughter who is a great kid. First chair violin in the orchestra, equestrian show jumper, 3.8 GPA...and yet I found her myspace page a few weeks ago with the nick 'Candy Lips' and friends comments about 'partying' and sexual innuendos that made me furious.


:mad:

Did you check to see if any Rangers fans from New York ever talk to her?

Spicoli
10-28-06, 11:15 PM
Did you check to see if any Rangers fans from New York ever talk to her?

man. do you remember that dood?:saywhat:

i think seaneriegosod was the first to figger it out.

scarEE ****, mang.:shakehead

nrc
10-28-06, 11:37 PM
man. do you remember that dood?:saywhat:

i think seaneriegosod was the first to figger it out.

scarEE ****, mang.:shakehead
That topic has been permanently closed so let's get back to the topic of home stripper kits or this one will follow.

Tifosi24
10-28-06, 11:39 PM
man. do you remember that dood?:saywhat:

i think seaneriegosod was the first to figger it out.

scarEE ****, mang.:shakehead

He is still around. I saw him on a sim racing forum about 18 months ago.

Ankf00
10-29-06, 04:39 AM
not that I have room to talk, well, actually, with this topic I do since I've never been involved...

STFU, moving on to 16 yo sex kittens playing with sex kitten money... :D

Spicoli
10-29-06, 10:04 AM
That topic has been permanently closed so let's get back to the topic of home stripper kits or this one will follow.


OK boss. striipers!:p

nrc
10-29-06, 12:55 PM
Does the kit include any of these?
http://www.faceofchampcar.com/images/cleveland/gallery/images/shoes36.gif

racer2c
10-29-06, 01:04 PM
Does the kit include any of these?
http://www.faceofchampcar.com/images/cleveland/gallery/images/shoes36.gif

Isn't there a name for those flashy, trashy high heeled shoes? I can't think of it. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Hmm, weird I just don't remember. ;)

Spicoli
10-29-06, 01:24 PM
haha I remember Haircut Kim and Crazy Mary all likkered up at M/O wearing their stripper shoes so they could mooch free beer in the paddock. :laugh:

It worked well. men love strippers.:thumbup:

eiregosod
10-29-06, 06:43 PM
not that I have room to talk, well, actually, with this topic I do since I've never been involved...

STFU, moving on to 16 yo sex kittens playing with sex kitten money...

this got me thinking. :tony:

I mean, young girls don't like boys, so the only audience the sex kitten in training will attract are her brothers. :eek: :shakehead

Maybe, just maybe, britney Speared will drop in since she like to engage in pretend-sex in front of 5 y/olds.




EDIT:

www.peekaboo.co.uk , have fun. Looks like they make worthless crap that sells for hen parties.


spice up your life between you and your boyfriend
http://www.peekaboo.co.uk/product_info.php?cPath=44&products_id=134
(click the picture}

:tony: